In the world of evangelical Christianity there is a long list of forbidden words. Starting with George Carlin's "Seven Words You Cant Say On TV," you can move out in progressively bigger circles th...
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
George Carlin
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Grits Let Us Hold on to Our Southern Tradition and Culture - the good parts!
So there you have it. Now, every April in our little Town of St. George, South Carolina, upwards of 45,000 folks come f...
Only in America....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Only in
America......
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES 2006 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides,...
If just some of us stopped buying stuff we don't need and never use it would have a massive impact on our energy dependence and save tons of money at the same time!
GEORGE CARLIN
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Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by Geo...
A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less...
QUESTIONS FOR TODAY... Oxymorons... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ...
A Message by George Carlin: Comedian of the 70's & 80's
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways but narrower viewpoints. We spend mor...