FunnY one line jokes. _____________________ _Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." _"What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" ...
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. Carlin -George
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can b...
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are, who already possess it. Happiness is not inherited, it's got to be earned. It's better to go straight than move ...
• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. • I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books. • T...
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The funny one liners frequently made by our teachers it's hilarious LOL
Both of you three .. get out of the class Mathematics professor: "Now divide the area into three equal halves". Lecturer: ope...
Navjot Singh Sidhu is former Indian cricket batsman. After retirement from cricket Navjot Singh Sidhu took up television commentary, political career and films.
Here is some one liners from his ty...
21 Beautiful One-liners 1. Give Allah what is right -- not what is left. 2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- Allah's way leads to an endless hope. 3. A lot of supplication will keep you in good...
Twenty Great One Liners > > > > 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while > driving. > > > 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. > > > 3...
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1. Give God what's right -- not what's left. 2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope. 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good ...