One Liners documents

FunnY one line jokes

FunnY one line jokes. _____________________ _Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." _"What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" ...
  • Desire published this 02 / 18 / 2008
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Funny One Liners

funny one liners i found and compiled... very good to use as personal messages on messenger.
  • Elven Angel ~ Neeya the Great! published this 10 / 28 / 2008
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Celebrity One Liners

ONE LINERS The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. Carlin -George Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can b...
  • SFKittyKat published this 03 / 13 / 2009
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10 Great One Liners

10 Great One Liners
  • prettysoniamalhotra published this 06 / 24 / 2008
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proverbial 1-liners

Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are, who already possess it. Happiness is not inherited, it's got to be earned. It's better to go straight than move ...
  • earthdrago published this 11 / 30 / 2008
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Twenty Great One Liners

Twenty_Great_One_Liners
  • hellocinu published this 10 / 18 / 2008
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English Proverbs and Oneliners

Proverbs and oneliners in the English Language
  • api_user_11797_Smiling Cobra published this 10 / 14 / 2008
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26 Beautiful One-Liners

Waal!
  • shapiro123 published this 07 / 17 / 2008
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funny one-liners

• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. • I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books. • T...
  • khayaal published this 04 / 19 / 2009
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Complete One-liners Listing

This pdf. file is compiled by Darshan Chande. Read classic short stories and poems, and many other fine pieces of old and modern world literature on the Literature-lovers' Website -----------------...
  • api_user_11797_caddesine published this 10 / 18 / 2008
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The Funny One Liners Frequently Made by Our Teachers

The funny one liners frequently made by our teachers it's hilarious LOL Both of you three .. get out of the class Mathematics professor: "Now divide the area into three equal halves". Lecturer: ope...
  • vedamurthy published this 03 / 24 / 2009
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Sidhu One Liners

Navjot Singh Sidhu is former Indian cricket batsman. After retirement from cricket Navjot Singh Sidhu took up television commentary, political career and films. Here is some one liners from his ty...
  • prithvirajdaga published this 04 / 22 / 2009
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funny one liners

Funny liners which are made by our teachers....hpe u understand
  • baruch_dan published this 02 / 29 / 2008
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nice one liners

Nice One Liners, keep simple!
  • tanke67 published this 04 / 30 / 2007
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21 Beautiful One-Liners

21 Beautiful One-liners 1. Give Allah what is right -- not what is left. 2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- Allah's way leads to an endless hope. 3. A lot of supplication will keep you in good...
  • AbuBakr M published this 05 / 21 / 2009
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Twenty Great One Liners

Twenty Great One Liners > > > > 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while > driving. > > > 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. > > > 3...
  • api_user_11797_gbhshn published this 10 / 14 / 2008
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Complete one-liners listing

More than 450 witty one-liners.
  • api_user_11797_Darshan Chande published this 10 / 15 / 2008
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One Beautiful Liner

Subject: BEAUTIFUL ONE LINERS... 1. Give God what's right -- not what's left. 2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope. 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good ...
  • api_user_11797_nicejm published this 10 / 18 / 2008
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One Liners

I got a list of these in an email. They are perfect for signatures online, and just using on your friends.
  • fb-569335802 published this 05 / 31 / 2007
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One Liners

COLLECTION OF CUTE ONE LINE STATEMENTS, HUMOUROUS BUT STUFFED WITH MEANING AND WISDOM. GREAT READING.
  • asky332000 published this 01 / 18 / 2009
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