Documents tagged with fart

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7th-Year Wavelength (of heartbeat and death)

A brutal and gentle array of prosody foretelling the immediacy of mental transfer through rhythm alone.
  • americanhardmind published this 10 / 28 / 2009
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Body Voice

What does your body say when you aren't listening?
  • Talula Rouge published this 06 / 30 / 2009
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Rat Dick

When the eve of my lover's vagina wetted itself, i remained cumbersome to its olive oil like, roast beefiness. But unlike Arby's, she gave me no BBQ packet. Confused. Betrayed, I felt. I slipped ou...
  • Labney Trampland published this 06 / 25 / 2009
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Kyle Reese

There was a question on IMDB about what, in the film Terminator: Salvation, would happen to John Conner if Kyle Reese died. I replied to it, I'm not sure if this is right. Any comments would be app...
  • Labney Trampland published this 06 / 24 / 2009
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Toilet Whore

Having the corn was necessary. It was the only crop left worth saving. "Honey, I'm goin' out to the barn to check them support beams." Charlie, or Pants, as his friends called him, was a real fixer...
  • Labney Trampland published this 06 / 21 / 2009
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YOU Farted!!!

This poem is about flatulence. It also touches base on people who get a kick out of subjecting others to their atrocities.
  • brandonfan published this 04 / 22 / 2009
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Musty Old Peanut Casings

"Cold-soder pops for all," Grandpa quietly wheezed. "But Lispy!" Lispy was what I called Grandpa. I called him that because of the violent lisp his wooden teeth gave off. He couldn�t even pronounce...
  • Labney Trampland published this 04 / 20 / 2009
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Bathroom Etiquette

This one's hilarious. 1999 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak a...
  • SFKittyKat published this 03 / 13 / 2009
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