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Success

An essay that I wrote about what I think of success
  • zeca salgueiro published this 01 / 12 / 2009
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Resolution Specification

While you're still optimistic about the new year, or just whenever you want to redefine yourself, use this two-page Resolution Specification form to define each resolution, the reward you'll enjoy ...
  • Ninjalistics published this 01 / 03 / 2009
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When Bad Names

Essay on how various configurations of naming occur when people marry and have children
  • Stan.Dolberg published this 01 / 02 / 2009
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Unintentional Fork Biting

Essay on how the Web has spawned a generation of self-treating hypochondriacs
  • Stan.Dolberg published this 01 / 02 / 2009
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Punctuality

Essay on how different people orient to time in the workplace
  • Stan.Dolberg published this 01 / 02 / 2009
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Lies Parents Tell

Essay on child rearing about tactics for compliance
  • Stan.Dolberg published this 01 / 02 / 2009
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Georgie Boy

Rhapsodizing about our first dog and his special talents
  • Stan.Dolberg published this 01 / 02 / 2009
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Fitting In

Essay on how men dress for success
  • Stan.Dolberg published this 01 / 02 / 2009
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Deathmarch

For the worker who must urgently complete three weeks of work in the next 96 nonstop hours, we present the .PDF mini-poster "Deathmarch."
  • Ninjalistics published this 12 / 12 / 2008
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A Twilight Parody, "TwiLITE," funny, (apologies to Stephanie Meyer)

This is the first half of a parody of the best-selling vampire novel, "Twilight." (Oops, looks like I spelled "vapid" wrong.) Whether you love Twilight or hate Twilight,it's pretty funny if you've ...
  • evansmommy published this 12 / 10 / 2008
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Notification of Impending Accident

The Notification of Impending Accident gives fair warning to the victim of imminent ninja-caused mishap, setback, or calamity.
  • Ninjalistics published this 11 / 27 / 2008
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Ninjalistics Official Reprimand

The Official Reprimand applies gentle or occasionally monstrous correctives to erring co-workers or subordinates. The form permits the specification of a wide range of erring behaviors (such as pub...
  • Ninjalistics published this 11 / 21 / 2008
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Why do we have New Zealand at all?

Why does New Zealand exist, it's biggest export is backpackers who mostly live in Bondi.
  • Maureen Shelley published this 11 / 17 / 2008
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Ninjalistics Overdue Payment Notice

A gentle yet firm reminder for the Ninjalistics client who hires corporate assassins and then doesn't pay them. Not a terrific survival strategy.
  • Ninjalistics published this 11 / 14 / 2008
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Numbers Talk

This is for all you statisticians out there.
  • cburchst2377 published this 11 / 12 / 2008
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My Father Fisherman

Personal memoir, of my father who taught me a different way to fish...and dine.
  • wordweaver published this 11 / 09 / 2008
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Piemerican Magazine #2.5 - Feb. 24, 2007

Info.: http://piemerica.org/pfo/pmag/pm2-5/i...
  • Piemerican Publishing published this 11 / 06 / 2008
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Ninja Request for Transfer

The corporate ninja seeks lateral movement within the company at his or her own risk -- but then, that's equally true of just going to the breakroom to get coffee. This form can help.
  • Ninjalistics published this 10 / 28 / 2008
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Ninja Training Request

The Ninjalistics corporate ninja constantly seeks improvement. Use this request for training in the dark arts of assassination and/or Microsoft Project.
  • Ninjalistics published this 10 / 28 / 2008
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Meeting Report

Workers at any soul-destroying corporation may wish to submit this post-meeting review, together with the appropriate minutes, to document notable events, evasions, assaults, or fatalities.
  • Ninjalistics published this 10 / 28 / 2008
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