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Official Vow of Vengeance

For the manager or employee driven to extreme reprisal, this colorful (well, mostly red) notification sends a strong and heartfelt message.
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  • Ninjalistics published this 06/19/2009
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Deep Trigger Specification

After you've subjected an unwitting employee to subconscious “Manchurian Candidate” conditioning, new labor laws require you to inform the hapless victim of the visual cue, or “trigger,” that activ...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 06/12/2009
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Victory Over Clients

This festive award's text reads, "In recognition of your triumph over annoying, irrational, and sometimes clinically insane clients. Truly, your corporate ninjutsu is superior."
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  • Ninjalistics published this 06/04/2009
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Ninja Hygiene Poster

Ninjas think a lot about bloodborne diseases. This colorful (well, mostly red) legal-size mini-poster offers helpful advice about rubber-glove assassinations, latex vs. sharkskin, and the importanc...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 05/28/2009
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Employee of the Month

The worker who overcomes all obstacles to achieve a goal -- even counting teammates as obstacles -- deserves this public acknowledgment that teammates have noticed and recognized this behavior, and...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 05/22/2009
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Protection from Ninjas votive candle label

A reassuring secular prayer for protection from ninja assassins. Print out this .PDF, cut out the front and back labels, and fasten them to a devotional candle. When you are apprehensive of ninja a...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 05/11/2009
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Employee Evaluation

By rating workers each quarter on the six factors of the ACCUSE system (Action-orientation, Communication, Company loyalty, Usefulness, Steadfastness, Expertise), Ninjalistics supervisors offload t...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 05/05/2009
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Corporate Ninja Infiltration Guide

Keep this mini-poster close at hand as you steal silently through the supply corridors, air ducts, sewers, and other permeable passages of your next target's stronghold.
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  • Ninjalistics published this 05/02/2009
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Ninja Manhattan

This colorful "Ninjagraphic" mini-poster, the Corporate Ninja's Guide to Manhattan, features a satellite map of central New York city with icons and callouts identifying locations helpful to the sp...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 04/24/2009
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Attack Victim Feedback Survey

During or after an attack upon your person, property, and/or general well-being, Ninjalistics operatives may present this form to you for assessment of the attack's overall quality. Please help us ...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 04/18/2009
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Manager Fu mini-poster

Managers beset by stressful reports may gain strength by silently mouthing the prayer on this mini-poster while facing in the direction of senior executive offices: "Incoming force of whining griev...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 04/03/2009
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Ninja Cubicle mini-poster

This colorful mini-poster warns, "Caution! You are entering my Ninja Cubicle!" and highlights the many deathtraps contained in your computer, monitor, phone, and other seemingly harmless doodads. H...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 03/27/2009
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Corporate ninja casual dress code -- Dress to Kill

This color flyer, suitable for posting wherever Ninjalistics ninjas like to chill out, hang loose, or otherwise grow debauched, is a follow-up to our earlier "Corporate ninja businesswear dress cod...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 03/13/2009
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Corporate ninja businesswear dress code -- Dress to Kill

Post this flyer in your breakroom and have Human Resources regularly inspect every frontline operative for compliance. (It helps to equip HR inspectors with good defenses beforehand.) Stay tuned fo...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 03/12/2009
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"Work at Ninjalistics" job flyer

Print and distribute this color "Work at Ninjalistics" flyer anywhere you think top-quality assassins might be jobhunting. Thanks for helping us increase our invisible ranks!
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  • Ninjalistics published this 03/06/2009
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Assassination Assessment

Document your post-covert-operation performance with this form, including obstacles (inadequate intelligence, bad feng shui, prickly heat) and ISO 9000 compliance.
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  • Ninjalistics published this 02/27/2009
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Office Romance Progression Chart

This informative diagram traces the standard course of workplace romantic involvement, from Attraction and Infatuation through Consummation, Alienation, Insubordination, and finally Elimination. Ea...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 02/13/2009
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Absence makes the work go faster (mini-poster)

This highflown text piece, designed to be affixed to the door of a recently vacated office, commemorates a sense of new and precious freedom. Many other funny certificates for free download: www.ni...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 02/06/2009
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Failure Exemption

Whenever you're accused of some grievous error, just complete and post this handy Failure Exemption form. You'l get off scot-free! As a bonus, you can optionally suggest punishments for the true gu...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 01/30/2009
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Pre-Assault Checklist

This handy checklist reminds ninja operatives to wash before entering battle; to bring plenty of weapons, poisons, and toilet tissue (hey, you never know!); and, during battle, to consult a supervi...
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  • Ninjalistics published this 01/23/2009
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