JD short stories 2004-2009.
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These scars on my balls,
Brothers don't die,
So where do we go from here - Selected Poems 2003-2009,
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S'been-a hard harvest failure for a family of farmers on the
West side of the Free Land an' it won't be much
longer till the sun rises on the shut-eyed hayseeds
dreaming of waking.
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