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Where
did
you
come
from?
If
I
told
you
that
would
ruin
my
air
of
mystery.
Quickly
recovering
from
her
fright,
Suzie
said,
What
are
we
doing
first?
First?
First
we
have
to
get
an
in
at
The
Stoic
Club.
Ive
never
actually
been
there
before,
but
Ive
heard
theres
a
guy
in
Toto
that
guarantees
he
can
get
anyone
in.
Suzie
and
Jason
walked
through
the
quaint
streets
of
Toto.
Suzie
admired
the
stucco
homes
with
red
Spanish
tile
roofs.
As
they
walked
past
a
black
lamppost,
she
felt
Jason
trying
to
take
her
hand.
She
swatted
it
away.
Good
evening
Captain,
Jason
suddenly
said.
Suzie
looked
up
and
saw
the
man
to
whom
Jason
was
talking.
The
Captain
was
hunched
and
grizzled
looking.
He
had
a
beard
that
would
put
Santa
Claus
to
shame,
and
he
wore
the
stereotypically
traditional
garb
of
a
sailor,
a
funny
looking
white
hat
and
a
blue
and
white
striped
shirt.
Suzie
thought
he
looked
like
he
stepped
out
of
an
old
movie.
And
what
brings
you
around
tonight
Mr.
Mach?
the
Captain
said.
Captain,
Id
like
to
introduce
you
to
my
girl
Suzie,
Jason
said.
And
how
do
you
do
Miss?
Im
doing
great
Captain,
and
is
this
your
boat?
Suzie
said
gesturing
to
the
large
red
boat
with
white
trim
anchored
at
the
end
of
the
dock.
That
she
is,
my
one
true
love,
the
Captain
said,
adding
hastily,
other
than
my
wife
of
course.
Do
you
think
you
could
take
us
out
on
your
boat
later
tonight?
Jason
asked.
Im
sorry
Mr.
Mach,
but
we
all
be
closed
for
business
for
now.
As
long
as
the
Kraken
be
roaming
the
seas,
Toto
is
at
her
mercy.
The
what?
Suzie
said.
The
Kraken.
The
most
fearsome
beast
that
ever
lived.
Shes
already
destroyed
five
boats.
We
lost
good
men:
Stumpy,
Hook,
Patchy,
Polly,
and
Thaddeus.
Oh
well,
Jason
said,
I
guess
Ill
have
to
take
Suzie
out
some
other
time.
Have
a
good
night
Captain.
And
you
too
Mr.
Mach.
Take
care
Suzie.
Later
on,
Suzie
and
Jason
were
making
their
way
through
the
main
thoroughfare
of
Summers
on
their
way
to
The
Stoic
Club.
Suzie
missed
the
character
of
the
architecture
in
Toto
already.
The
buildings
in
Summers
didnt
have
the
same
soul.
She
and
Jason
were
getting
into
The
Stoic
Club
thanks
to
a
recommendation
from
a
man
named
Amar
Johnson.
Suzie
found
it
strange
when
he
told
them
to
stay
away,
but
Jason
insisted
that
The
Stoic
Club
was
the
ultimate
place
to
go
in
Summers.
When
they
finally
arrived,
Suzie
was
surprised
by
the
dcor.
This
is
it?
A
small
room
with
a
bunch
of
people
standing
around
a
stage
staring
at
a
rock?
she
said.
Shhh
not
so
loud,
Jason
said.
This
is
The
Stoic
Club,
if
they
say
that
this
is
cool
then
call
me
Fred
Flinstone
because
I
love
rocks.
Suzie
felt
a
finger
tapping
her
on
the
shoulder,
she
turned
around
to
see
a
blonde-
haired
woman
with
glasses
staring
at
her.
Picky
I
enjoy
the
voluminous
nature
of
your
hair,
she
said.
I
hypothesize
that
it
indicates
your
execution
of
a
strategy
emphasizing
the
deployment
of
both
conditioner
and
shampoo.
May
I
inquire
into
the
precise
nature
and
execution
of
said
deployment
strategy?
While
saying
all
of
this,
the
woman
was
mere
inches
from
Suzies
face.
She
stumbled
backwards
and
bumped
into
a
man
dressed
in
all
green
wearing
a
mask.
Pardon
moi
mademoiselle
ex
post
facto
hyperbole
omega
point
transcendent
hyperbaric
res
judicata,
he
said.
Thats
just
nonsense,
Suzie
said.
What
is
wrong
with
you
people?
Im
sorry,
the
masked
man
said,
Im
still
new
at
this.
I
either
make
sense
or
I
use
big
words.
I
have
trouble
doing
both
at
the
same
time.
Let
me
try
again.
Didactically
speaking,
seminal
evidence
seems
to
explicate
the
fact
that
your
repudiation
of
entropy
supports
my
theory
of
space-time
synthesis.
Hey,
I
think
I
finally
got
it.
But
I
didnt
repudiate
entropy,
Suzie
said.
Why
would
I
repudiate
entropy?
She
turned
around
and
came
face
to
face
with
the
woman
in
glasses
again.
This
time
she
was
licking
her
fingers.
Mmmmm
I
just
endeavored
to
retrieve
a
delectable
morsel
of
Magic
Cake
from
my
object
transportation
device
and
oh
I
feel
funny,
she
said.
Her
eyes
started
to
glaze
over
and
she
said
in
a
loud
voice:
Turning
and
turning
in
the
widening
gyre
The
falcon
cannot
hear
the
falconer;
Things
fall
apart;
the
center
cannot
hold;
Mere
anarchy
is
loosed
upon
the
world,
The
blood-dimmed
tide
is
loosed,
and
everywhere
The
ceremony
of
innocence
is
drowned;
The
best
lack
all
conviction,
while
the
worst
Are
full
of
passionate
intensity
Ah-choo!
She
snapped
out
of
her
trance
just
as
quickly
has
it
had
begun.
Was
that...
Yeats?
Suzie
said.
Was
what
Yeats?
the
woman
responded.
That
poem.
That
was
definitely
the
first
verse
of
Yeats
The
Second
Coming.
I
have
no
idea
what
youre
talking
about,
said
the
woman
dropping
her
verbose
act.
All
I
know
is
I
dont
feel
very
good.
Clutching
her
stomach,
she
ran
out
of
The
Stoic
Club.
I
cant
possibly
fall
in
love
in
a
place
like
this
Suzie,
Jason
said.
Lets
get
out
of
here.
Suzie
had
been
in
a
lot
of
restaurants
in
her
life
but
never
one
as
fancy
as
Restaurant
Summers.
The
room
was
filled
with
warm
light
as
rays
from
the
setting
sun
reflected
off
the
ocean
and
into
the
restaurant.
Now
this
is
a
place
where
I
can
fall
in
love,
said
Jason
with
a
smile.
Suzie
would
never
admit
it
to
Jason,
but
she
was
starting
to
agree.
My
name
is
Wendy
and
Ill
be
taking
your
order
tonight,
said
the
waitress,
breaking
into
the
moment.
Its
good
to
see
you
again
Mr.
Mach.
We
always
love
seeing
a
Picky
patron
of
your
financial
standing
in
our
restaurant.
Can
I
start
you
off
with
something
to
drink?
Give
me
an
ice
coffee
Wendy,
Jason
said.
Just
a
water
for
me
please,
Suzie
said.
Water?
Please.
We
do
not
serve
such
trash
here,
Wendy
said.
You
dont
serve
water?
Fine,
Ill
take
lemonade.
Lemonade?
Please.
We
do
not
serve
such
trash
here.
Suzie
felt
heat
rushing
into
her
cheeks.
Well
then,
what
exactly
do
you
serve
here?
You
can
have
ice
coffee
or
ice
coffee.
Well
I
guess
Im
having
ice
coffee.
Excellent.
Ill
be
back
with
two
ice
coffees
and
Ill
take
your
order
when
I
come
back.
The
sun
had
sunk
below
the
horizon.
The
moment
was
gone.
Suzie
looked
across
the
table
at
Jason.
He
was
looking
at
himself
in
a
spoon
and
combing
his
hair.
She
sighed.
Whats
good
here?
she
asked.
I
get
the
Kraken
Soup
every
time
I
come,
he
replied.
So
its
good
then?
Oh
its
fine.
Its
fine?
Why
do
you
get
it
every
time?
Because
its
the
most
expensive
thing
on
the
menu.
How
much
does
it
cost?
$648.
$648!
Seriously?
Hey,
Im
Jason
Mach.
Im
not
poor.
Jason
went
back
to
fixing
his
hair.
Suzie
looked
over
the
menu:
Kraken
Soup,
Braised
Boa
over
Minced
Baby
Leeks,
Pasta
di
Summers,
Chefs
Special.
Whats
the
Chefs
Special?
Beats
me.
I
get
the
Kraken
Soup.
Here
are
your
ice
coffees.
What
would
you
like
to
eat?
Wendy
said,
arriving
just
as
Suzies
temper
was
rising.
Well
I
notice
you
only
have
four
entrees,
Suzie
said,
and
I
was
wondering
if
I
could
order
off
menu?
Why
certainly,
as
long
as
we
serve
it.
Thanks
Wendy.
I
was
really
starting
to
worry.
Could
I
just
have
a
steak
done
medium
please?
Steak?
Please.
We
do
not
serve
such
trash
here.
Suzie
stood
up
quickly,
knocking
her
chair
over.
Why
are
you
being
so
serious
Suzie?
Jason
said.
Youre
in
Summers,
a
town
of
beauty,
romance,
and
exorbitant
prices.
Youre
going
to
start
bringing
everyone
else
down.
Well
have
two
Kraken
Soups,
Wendy.
I
am,
after
all,
Jason
Mach.
Suzie
and
Jason
didnt
talk
much
after
that.
Suzie
dreamed
of
the
day
that
she
could
leave
this
nightmare
vacation
behind.
Your
Kraken
Soup
Mr.
Mach
and
you,
Wendy
said.
Thank
you
very
much
Wendy,
Jason
said.
It
looks
delicious.
Picky
And
it
was.
Suzie
had
never
tasted
anything
quite
like
Kraken
Soup.
Although,
she
thought
to
herself,
the
least
a
$628
soup
could
do
is
taste
good.
Jason
hadnt
started
eating
yet,
he
was
still
admiring
his
reflection
in
his
spoon.
Amazing,
Suzie
said.
I
couldnt
agree
more.
Everything
about
it
is
just
perfect.
Almost
as
though
God
came
down
and
made
it
himself.
I
especially
like
the
way
that
the
tomato
cream
base
keeps
the
Kraken
from
overpowering
the
dish.
I
know.
I
look
like
I
was
chiseled
out
of
rock.
Wait,
what?
We
were
talking
about
me,
right?
No.
I
was
talking
about
the
soup.
Im
going
to
be
honest.
I
had
trouble
hearing
you
over
the
sound
of
my
own
handsomeness.
Just
a
few
more
hours
Suzie,
she
thought
to
herself.
You
can
hang
in
there
for
just
a
few
more
hours.
After
dinner,
the
not-so-happy
couple
made
their
way
out
for
desert.
The
hot
sun
had
long
since
departed
and
the
beachside
road
was
lit
by
moonlight.
Suzie
looked
out
past
the
palm
trees
gently
rustling
in
the
wind
at
the
waves
rolling
in.
Summers.
A
beautiful
stretch
of
land
ruined
by
people,
she
said.
Whats
that?
Jason
said.
Nothing.
What
are
the
desert
plans?
Theres
this
great
desert
cart
a
little
bit
up
the
way.
I
stop
by
it
all
the
time,
or
at
least
I
think
I
do.
Im
not
entirely
sure.
The
whole
things
a
bit
hazy.
Suzie
found
Jasons
response
strange
but
chalked
it
up
to
his
eccentric
nature.
Okay
Suzie.
Cover
your
eyes.
I
want
this
to
be
a
surprise.
Suzie
reluctantly
agreed
and
covered
her
eyes.
Jason
took
her
by
her
other
hand
and
led
her
down
the
road.
Finally,
they
came
to
a
stop.
Two
slices
of
your
special
cake,
Suzie
heard
Jason
say.
Open
up
Suzie.
This
is
the
best
cake
youll
ever
taste.
Suzie
chewed
slowly.
The
cake
was
delicious
at
first,
but
that
slowly
morphed
into
an
indescribably
strange
aftertaste.
She
uncovered
her
eyes.
What
is
this
stuff?
Suzie
said.
Its
magic
cake.
Suzie
gagged.
Isnt
that
what
that
the
lady
at
The
Stoic
Club
ate
right
before
right
before
monkeys.
Suzie
was
in
a
giant,
rocking
cradle.
Let
me
out
Mom,
she
said.
Im
starting
to
get
sick.
Please
let
me
out.
I
promise
I
wont
shock
Salsa
anymore.
Picky
A
shadowy
figure
leaned
over
the
cradle
and
said,
Boy,
you
two
be
in
a
sad
state.
Suzie
woke
up
to
see
the
Captain
staring
down
at
her.
Where
am
I?
What
happened?
Well
if
I
were
to
guess
Id
say
you
two
ate
yourselves
some
Magic
Cake.
That
be
some
potent
stuff
I
do
tell
ye.
Suzie
sat
up
and
felt
the
blood
rush
to
her
head.
The
Captain
gave
her
a
hand
to
steady
her
out.
Suzie
looked
around.
Summers
was
nowhere
to
be
seen.
She
stood
up
and
saw
nothing
but
ocean.
She
looked
down
to
her
left
and
saw
Jason
still
passed
out
with
a
content
grin.
Uh,
Mr.,
uh
Captain.
Are
we
out
on
the
ocean?
That
we
are
lassie.
I
seem
to
remember
something
about
a
giant
sea
monster
that
attacked
boats.
Is
that,
um,
not
a
problem
anymore?
The
Kraken?
She
still
be
out
here.
The
Captain
hummed
pleasantly
as
he
steered
the
boat.
Then
why
are
we
out
here?
Mr.
Mach
over
there
was
very
accomadatin
and
gave
me
a
million
dollars
to
take
you
out
on
a
boat
ride.
Cant
be
passin
up
that
kind
of
cash.
Suzie
squinted
at
the
Captain.
She
suddenly
found
seeing
even
a
meter
in
front
of
her
face
very
difficult.
She
looked
up
and
saw
that
the
moon
had
passed
behind
a
thick
cloudbank.
Then
she
felt
something
even
more
disconcerting.
Captain?
Am
I
going
crazy,
or
is
the
boat
shaking?
she
said.
Captain?
The
only
reply
she
got
was
a
loud
splash
as
the
Captain
went
overboard
into
the
water
followed
by
the
sound
of
him
swimming
away.
Then
she
heard
a
terrible
screeching
roar.
Lightning
flashed,
thunder
boomed,
and
she
saw
the
Kraken
for
herself.
It
was
a
green
serpent-like
creature
that
was
at
least
fifty
meters
long
with
red
dorsal
fins.
Wake
up
Jason!
she
said
as
she
desperately
shook
him.
Weve
got
to
get
out
of
here.
Jason
licked
his
lips
and
turned
over
in
the
opposite
direction
as
he
mumbled,
Go
away
maid.
Come
back
in
three
hours
with
my
waffles.
Golden
waffles.
Trembling,
Suzie
started
feeling
around
the
boat.
Rope,
a
slipper,
the
helm
of
the
boat,
she
couldnt
find
anything
useful.
Finally
she
felt
what
she
was
looking
for:
a
life
jacket.
She
quickly
put
it
on
and,
without
a
backward
glance,
jumped
overboard.
As
Suzie
paddled
desperately
away
she
heard
the
crack
of
the
boat
being
ripped
in
two.
She
heard
Jasons
terrified
screams.
She
heard
the
silence
that
followed.
Suzie
swam
until
she
couldnt
swim
anymore,
and
then
she
passed
out.
Suzie
felt
cold
water
wash
over
her
and
then
withdraw.
She
opened
her
eyes
and
was
blinded
by
the
bright
daylight.
Is
it
possible,
she
thought,
am
I
actually
still
alive?
Suzie
sat
up
and
looked
around.
She
saw
a
man
farther
up
the
beach
lying
on
his
back,
holding
his
palm
up
to
the
sky.
She
looked
farther
up
the
beach
and
saw
the
buildings
that
dotted
the
main
strip
in
Summers.
She
had
survived
her
night
of
terror.
Suzies
numb,
Picky
waterlogged
fingers
struggled
as
she
removed
her
life
jacket.
She
wiped
sand
and
seaweed
off
her
arms
and
legs
and
out
of
her
hair.
She
walked
away.
As
she
headed
back
to
LHotel
du
Summers
she
passed
a
group
of
kids
being
lectured
by
a
heavily
tanned,
bleach
blond
man
in
a
bright
red
convertible.
Hey,
hey!!
he
said.
Stop
putting
your
grimy
fingerprints
all
over
my
car
you
little
punk!
The
boy
in
the
red
cap
started
to
reach
for
the
bat
hanging
off
his
backpack,
but
the
blond
girl
with
a
red
ribbon
in
her
hair
put
her
hand
on
his
shoulder
and
he
stopped.
The
group
of
kids
walked
away
one
by
one
in
unison
in
a
perfectly
straight
line.
The
man
in
the
convertible
turned
his
attention
to
Suzie.
Hey
there
beautiful,
he
said,
pulling
down
his
sunglasses
and
winking.
My
name
is
Andy
Escargo
and
I
have
an
express
package
for
you
from
my
pants.