This kid was apparently high when he wrote and turned this paper in.

Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay * He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. Joseph Romm, Wash...

This is so funny!

A piece from a collection of poetry I had to have workshopped for a college poetry course. The other students questioned whether this one was truly "poetry" or not.

Newsgroup: rec.arts.startrek Poster: Jeff Okamoto Date posted: 1987 09 03 22:02:18 GMT First date published: 1987 09 03 22:02:18 GMT ---------------------------------------- ------------------------------I was watching Star Trek II again last night when suddenly I had this vision of what would happen if instead of a duel between starships, it was computer systems. What resulted is this: ----Kirk...

Uncle Patrick's Advice to Children

Absolutely hilarious stuff given by students in India

A list of silly questions.

Comic essay on grammar.

Top 10 Law Firm Interview Questions One of the worst experiences in law school has been the ritual of submitting applications for summer employment and then going through a series of 20-minute screening interviews that would put a marine drill sergeant to shame when it comes to humiliating and dehumanizing you. Here are my top-ten (least) favorite questions, and how I actually answered them as ...

A chapter from a mock self-help book I'm writing. Any comments on style and content are very welcome.

So they are the best drivers out there.

The answers these students give are actually more clever than the "correct" solutions...and definitely more entertaining.

What should you say in an interview? Read on to find out...

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plen...

HISTORY Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not sutu...

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 5. Hold the doors open and say ...



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Old Wise Sayings from the Internet Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. D...

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other h...

1. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here, so leave a message. 2. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. 3. Hi. I am probably home. I’m avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you. 4. Hi, I’m not at home right now, but my ans...

D.S. is a university guidance counselor in Colorado and holds a Master's degree in political science. Now in his thirties, he sings in a semi-professional choir and commutes to work by bicycle. D.S. suggests methods of cannabis use that contributed to his 4.0 GPA, his empathic understanding, and his responsible celebration of the world. It saddens me that so many people who have tried pot did i...