Men's Health

The State of the American Penis!

WE’VE BEEN REAL DICKS WITH OUR PENISES LATELY. UNWANTED PICS AND STDS, BAD BEHAVIOR AND TOO-TIGHT PANTS. AND YET!

THE PENIS IS ABOUT JOY AND SEX AND LOVE, TOO.

HERE’S A HUGE UPDATE ON THE LITTLE GUY.

AMERICAN MEN disagree on starring Taylor Swift, will contribute anything positive to popular culture. Yet for all our differences, there is at least one thing that binds male together, helping to distinguish us from our double-X-chromosome’d female counterparts: a borderline familial relationship with our genitalia. But with family, it’s always complicated.

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