Duncan Bell is DNA testing

In 2019, one of our most popular pastimes is taking DNA tests, in order to find out that you are a descendent of Vikings – hence your fondness for the sea, and razing villages to the ground. Or that the milkman reallyis your dad – so that’s why the ginger hair!

However, an arguably even more useful purpose for DNA testing is to make you fear for

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