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HELL “LIKE A HOLIDAY CAMP” ~ LITTLEJOHN

MAGGOT-COCKED Daily Mail journalist RICHARD LITTLEJOHN has used his latest newspaper column to launch a furious attack on the cushy conditions in the infernal realm of Hell.

Littlejohn, 68, slammed the diabolical afterlife for ‘going soft’ following a brief visit to the underworld during a near-death experience whilst choking on a pork

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