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Dead and Delicious

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Five things I learned while being a fallen-angel zombie:

Duct tape works better than embalming. Alopecia is not my favorite hairstyle. Fried demons smell like bacon. This brain breath is affecting my love life. Nothing ruins a honeymoon like an apocalypse.

Contains mature themes.

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