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Chris Illuminati
Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and contributor to such popular websites and magazines as Ask Men, Asylum and Penthouse and has had articles on Cosmo, Maxim, AOL Health and ...view moreChris Illuminati is a freelance writer and contributor to such popular websites and magazines as Ask Men, Asylum and Penthouse and has had articles on Cosmo, Maxim, AOL Health and MSN Money. He is the co-author of The A**holeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way – and Getting Away with It and the sole author of the follow-up A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet. Yes, it’s his real last name. It’s written in black Sharpie on the inside of his underwear as proof.view less

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