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Paul is a former zookeeper. He lives in Upstate New York with his wife and two children. He’s won numerous awards for his artwork but has never won a thing for his writing. He can’t decide whether ...view morePaul is a former zookeeper. He lives in Upstate New York with his wife and two children. He’s won numerous awards for his artwork but has never won a thing for his writing. He can’t decide whether Matt Damon or Kevin James should play Donald in the movie version of the book. Actually Kevin James might be better as Dexter.view less

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