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Harry H Batsford
The first of the Panda Johnson stories is rich with un-embellished tales direct from his Journals.
Follow Panda, a four armed, toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarr...view moreThe first of the Panda Johnson stories is rich with un-embellished tales direct from his Journals.
Follow Panda, a four armed, toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis!
Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man? Can Bambii, whose limited vocabulary consists of Pancakes, thief and tart, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Panda's best friend? See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks. See them and others fight against the forces of evil... Genevieve and Lord Overworn.
Discover just how the Universe was really created! Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover.
How good can a torturer with a stammer be? Just how does a Tiger disguise itself in a bakers? What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nakt de Tor? What does that even mean, and just why is there a seagull in a cardboard box?view less