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JOE KERR
Joe Kerr is the frivolous, hilarious author of this book of humour, and seems to be the sufferer of a serious case of split-personality requiring psycho treatment. He has published about 30 books, ...view moreJoe Kerr is the frivolous, hilarious author of this book of humour, and seems to be the sufferer of a serious case of split-personality requiring psycho treatment. He has published about 30 books, edited some academic publications and read many books, thus helping to boost the book trade. He seems to have damaged his grey cells by forcefully grappling with and solving three long unsolved mathematical problems, which probably explains why he appears "screw loose" at the top, having published all of them in international mathematics journals, thereby seemingly confirming the true greyness and bountifulness of his grey matter inside his thick, big cranium, like some of his cartoon characters in the book. In fact, his attacks on these three problems had been so vicious that they "cowardly" surrendered to him. He had also published a number of important scientific papers, as well as a number of other important papers, in other journals, seemingly further confirming that his grey matther is indeed grey in colour, bountiful, and, well-rounded. He has many pieces of papers which are known by the other name, qualifications, including many pieces of toilet papers on stand-by, in case he suddenly experiences bouts of diarrhoea, the possession of the many "academic" papers more further confirming the bountifulness and greyness of his grey matter which is so grey that it is likely to be turning black. Like Confucius, whom he admires, he has been a teacher, having taught many kinds of subjects, and has also been wise. He is also humble and is proud of his Confucian humility (confusion here). He cares for the poor and underprivileged, and needs caring as well, being also poor and underprivileged, being in the same raft (too poor to afford a boat) as the poor and underprivileged. Like Robin Hood, he will like to take money from the rich to give to the poor. Unlike Robin Hood, he will like to do this the legal way. He concedes that he is generally regarded as a fool - he can be regarded as a very intelligent fool or a very foolish intelligent man - we are very confused and do not know which should be which now. Enough said about this charming, confusing, most interesting character. To read more about him you will have to wait for the publication of his 500-page autobiography, which he claims is being meticulously written at the rate of one page per year. view less