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Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

Topics: Vampires, Trilogy, Love, Funny, Love Story, 21st Century, San Francisco Bay Area, Black Humor, Urban, California, United States of America, Dark, Gothic, Supernatural Powers, Parody, and Irreverent

Published: HarperCollins on Oct 13, 2009
ISBN: 9780061801983
List price: $8.99
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This was okay, but not nearly as good as A Dirty Job.read more
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Funny sequel to "Bloodsucking Fiends" about a vampire and her boyfriend who are a bit clueless about their condition. This time they get help from two overly dramatic goth teenagers who want to be part of the coven. This makes for some very funny depictions of youth culture and language.read more
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This was okay, but not nearly as good as A Dirty Job.
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Funny sequel to "Bloodsucking Fiends" about a vampire and her boyfriend who are a bit clueless about their condition. This time they get help from two overly dramatic goth teenagers who want to be part of the coven. This makes for some very funny depictions of youth culture and language.
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I don't usually read books that border on the obscene, but this guy is such a terrific writer. He's hilarious and surreal and realistic all at the same time. It was such a unique reading experience. Although I'd be a bit disturbed if my tween were reading it...
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Highly entertaining although I found it to lose steam the further it went along. I was laughing out loud through the first chapters but thought the ending was only mildly amusing. Worth picking up for sure.
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Not as good as "A Dirty Job", but still plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.
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