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The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

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Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars3.5/5 (131 ratings)
Length: 280 pages3 hours

Editor's Note

Artfully distasteful…
Tripping on acid with Louis C.K., suicidal therapists, and a lot of bedwetting: everything you would want from a book by the acclaimed Jewess of comedy, Sarah Silverman.

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Warning from publisher to reader:

At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding, please take the following questionnaire to determine your likelihood of enjoying this book:

1. Which of the following do you appreciate?

(a) Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.
(b) Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.
(c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.

2. Are you offended by the following behavior?

(a) Instructing one's grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.
(b) Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.
(c) Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement.

3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is:

(a) Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.
(b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.
(c) Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.

If you read the above questions without getting nauseous or forming a hate Web site, you are ready to read this book! Please proceed.

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The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

Book Actions

Start Reading

Book Information

The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

Ratings:
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars3.5/5 (131 ratings)
Length: 280 pages3 hours

Editor's Note

Artfully distasteful…
Tripping on acid with Louis C.K., suicidal therapists, and a lot of bedwetting: everything you would want from a book by the acclaimed Jewess of comedy, Sarah Silverman.

Description

Warning from publisher to reader:

At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding, please take the following questionnaire to determine your likelihood of enjoying this book:

1. Which of the following do you appreciate?

(a) Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.
(b) Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.
(c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.

2. Are you offended by the following behavior?

(a) Instructing one's grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.
(b) Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.
(c) Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement.

3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is:

(a) Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.
(b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.
(c) Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.

If you read the above questions without getting nauseous or forming a hate Web site, you are ready to read this book! Please proceed.

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