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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.
--from the Introduction



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"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"




"Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it."




"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."




"I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."




"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

Topics: United States of America, Short stories, Creative Nonfiction, Funny, Bawdy, Sex, Alcoholism, First Person Narration, and 20th Century

Published: Kensington Books on Jun 1, 2011
ISBN: 9780806535937
List price: $14.99
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A great laugh but does drag on a bit towards the end. How is this guy alive?!?read more
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If there was a genre known as “dick lit” (the male version of chick lit), then Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell would be the leading title. I am not sure why I bought this book, but I must admit that some of his experiences were hilarious. As a female, I should have hated the book, but it provided interesting insights into the male mind. At least some males. If you want to hear about the crazy college conquests, road trips, and drunken escapades of one man and his friends, then this is the book for you. And I have to admit that I visited his web site, which was equally disgustingly funny, and learned they are thinking of making a movie of this book. I cannot imagine!read more
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Short stories from real events, hilarious, but raunchy, not for faint hearted.read more
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A great laugh but does drag on a bit towards the end. How is this guy alive?!?
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If there was a genre known as “dick lit” (the male version of chick lit), then Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell would be the leading title. I am not sure why I bought this book, but I must admit that some of his experiences were hilarious. As a female, I should have hated the book, but it provided interesting insights into the male mind. At least some males. If you want to hear about the crazy college conquests, road trips, and drunken escapades of one man and his friends, then this is the book for you. And I have to admit that I visited his web site, which was equally disgustingly funny, and learned they are thinking of making a movie of this book. I cannot imagine!
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Short stories from real events, hilarious, but raunchy, not for faint hearted.
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Funny, but it gets a little boring about half way through. There are only so many "drunk college stories" that can be entertaining. I doubt any of these are true, but it's an entertaining book.
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I came across this book in my local book store, I read the back cover and the first page, I had to buy it. There is no doubt Tucker Max is one of the lowest forms of human beings, but he admits that he is a sorry soul and he doesn't pretend to be anything otherwise. Despite the man having no respect for himself or others, I found the book both funny and disgusting. I do not feel sorry for any of the women featured, they were all consenting adults and some of them seem to think as highly of themselves as Tucker Max does. I think every woman needs to read this book and pass it on to other woman, so that we can spot and ward off men like Tucker Max. That said, lets hope the man never pro-creates. "See I got demons in my past so I got daughters on the way, If the prophecy's correct than the child shall have to pay for the sins of the father...JayZ.
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OMG! If Tucker Max's stories are even half true, he has led a more eventful life than the rest of us. His essays chronicling his drinking and whoring ways are screamingly funny and sometimes gag-inducingly repulsive. If you don't laugh, you'll be one of the prudes he mercilessly skewers. If you do laugh, you'll feel bad b/c it will seem to be endorsing his outrageous behavior. There are two eras in your life, before Tucker Max and after.
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