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    The Return
    The Return
    The Return
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    The Return

    By John Joseph McGuire and H. Beam Piper

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArchive Classics
    Release dateDec 1, 2006
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      The Return - John Joseph McGuire

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      Title: The Return

      Author: H. Beam Piper and John J. McGuire

      Release Date: September 1, 2006 [EBook #19158]

      Language: English

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      THE RETURN

      by

      H. Beam Piper and John J. McGuire

      I

      Altamont cast a quick, routine glance at the instrument panels and then looked down through the transparent nose of the helicopter at the yellow-brown river five hundred feet below. Next he scraped the last morsel from his plate and ate it.

      What did you make this out of, Jim? he asked. I hope you kept notes while you were concocting it. It's good.

      The two smoked pork chops left over from yesterday evening, Loudons said, and that bowl of rice that's been taking up space in the refrigerator the last couple of days, together with a little egg powder and some milk. I ground the chops up and mixed them with the rice and other stuff. Then added some bacon, to make grease to fry it in.

      Altamont chuckled. That was Loudons, all right: he could take a few left-overs, mess them together, pop them in the skillet, and have a meal that would turn the chef back at the Fort green with envy. He filled his cup and offered the pot.

      Caffchoc? he asked.

      Loudons held his cup out to be filled, blew on it, sipped, and then hunted on the ledge under the desk for the butt of the cigar he had half-smoked the evening before.

      Did you ever drink coffee, Monty? the socio-psychologist asked, getting the cigar drawing to his taste.

      Coffee? No. I've read about it, of course. We'll have to organize an expedition to Brazil, sometime, to get seeds and try raising some.

      Loudons blew a smoke ring toward the rear of the cabin.

      A much overrated beverage, he replied. "We found some, once, when I was on that expedition into Idaho, in what must have been the stockroom of a hotel. Vacuum-packed in moisture-proof containers, and free from radioactivity. It wasn't nearly as good as caffchoc.

      But then, I suppose, a pre-bustup coffee drinker couldn't stomach this stuff we're drinking.

      Loudons looked forward, up the river they were following. Get anything on the radio? he asked. I noticed you took us up to about ten thousand, while I was shaving.

      Altamont got out his pipe and tobacco pouch, filling the former slowly and carefully.

      Not a whisper. I tried Colony Three, in the Ozarks, and I tried to call in that tribe of workers in Louisiana. I couldn't get either.

      Maybe if we tried to get a little more power on the set....

      That was Loudons, too, Altamont thought. There wasn't a better man at the Fort, when it came to dealing with people. But confront him with a problem about things and he was lost.

      That was one of the reasons why he and the stocky, phlegmatic social scientist made such a good team, he thought. As far as he, himself, was concerned, people were just a mysterious, exasperatingly unpredictable order of things which were subject to no known natural laws.

      And Loudons thought the same thing about machines: he couldn't psychoanalyze them.

      Altamont gestured with his pipe toward the nuclear-electric conversion unit, between the control-cabin and the living quarters in the rear of the boxcar-sized helicopter.

      We have enough power back there to keep this windmill in the air twenty-four hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, for the next fifteen years, he said. We just don't have enough radio. If I'd step up the power on this set any more, it'd burn out before I could say, 'Altamont calling Fort Ridgeway.'

      How far are we from Pittsburgh now? Loudons wanted to know.

      Altamont looked across the cabin at the big map of the United States as

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