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Your one true master isn't the Dark Robed Wrinkly Gentleman who shoots lighting from his finger tips. Nope, its that fluffy ball of fur that has charmed you with its Big Eyes and Ears: Your Cat.
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Darrel Miller
It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!!
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