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The inner lives of the people at the heart of this devastating love triangle are rendered achingly real in astonishingly rich prose. This is a masterpiece, a personal & powerful story of redemption and loss.
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The acclaimed classic about one fatal day in a small Mexican town, hailed by the Modern Library as one of the one hundred best English novels of the twentieth century
Former British consul Geoffrey Firmin lives alone with his demons in the shadow of two active volcanoes in South Central Mexico. Gripped by alcoholism, Geoffrey makes one last effort to salvage his crumbling life on the day that his ex-wife, Yvonne, arrives in town. It’s the Day of the Dead, 1938. The couple wants to revive their marriage and undo the wrongs of their past, but they soon realize that they’ve stumbled into the wrong place and time, where not only Geoffrey and Yvonne, but the world itself is on the edge of Armageddon.   Hailed by the New York Times as “one of the towering novels of [the twentieth] century,” Under the Volcano stands as an iconic and richly drawn example of the modern novel at its most lyrical.

Topics: Mexico, 1930s, Death, Adultery, Alcoholism, Made into a Movie, Modernism, Psychological, Poetic, Allegorical, 20th Century, British Author, Dark, and Divorce

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There was a big fat doodle named Mavis Beacon. Mavis Beacon fat worms likes fried with squids. Mavis was walking one day in a big field when a worm jumped out in front of her. It was.................... Spyworm! Spyworm said, "I will eat you. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah manaty oodle doodle on a pan. Man! Doodling will not that be so awsome!” Spyworm screamed. So did all the things Spyworm I said I would. I then went “Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah eyah doodle-oodle grunt root Woopy doopy yeah” yeah fat has a walking stick piggals ont have big fat mountain pigalling!! When I get a walking stick i am going to sing. “Eyah yeah yeah”, I'll sing, Betsy boop made “woopydoopypoopysnoopydroopyoopyboopy apie qwhi4uopquehytuioq234789y” that sais yeah yah. Then, Mavis Beacon potato was eaten by a worm who went yeah yeah doooodle doodle doodle I an a fat chicken who likes big tires. So Mavis then wanted fatty foods with a Monkey Bonanza with some stupid monkey cereal. Mavis Beacon can not move. She went to McDonalds and got google-plus Big Macs. She snorted a happy tune like a warthog while eating the millions of Macs. "I'm Fat!” said Mavis. Mavis was acting like a deranged deranged churranged piganaged chicken, so Mavis then got flushed in the pottake. She landed on a car Adam and Jaime are blowing up. She ate the worm. Yes, she did. Then she went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah eyah doodle oodle grunt root woopy doopy yeah. Yeah. “Oh!” said Mavis. Mavis ran into a Fat Piggull. The Fat Piggull said I will eat you. Manaty oodle doodle on a pan. Mavis then said I an a fat chicken who likes, big tires. Mavis went back to Micky Ds and got a 20 piece McNuggets. Then Mavis got THE SHAKE!! Yes, she did. Google Translate is stupid. The Boppin' Orca said snoopydroopywoopypoopywoopyoopy apie I hate the Mayo Bucketing Idiot! Yes, I do. It’s the Corvus. Giganticus. It’s the Corvus. Giganticus. It’s the Corvus. Giganticus. Yes, it is. Los Ravio hates Mrs. Bucket's typing game called Chameleon Picnic. She is just a face! Just a face! I don't even think she can type herself! The Ravenous Cocktail! THE BEAR BOWL. De Iggle. How to defeat and eliminate the annoying bucket, Mavis Beacon. Mavis is the fattest pig and a slimy slug who drinks rotten soda on a car Adam and Jamie are shooting at with a rocket launcher. Then Mavis falls in an elevator of death 92 stories and then she explodes into 30 rats. The rats then are compacted in a compact-compact and turn into a deer. The deer gets shot at with a rifle shooting a deer slug right at the deer's face. The deer is dead so ha ha ha to the stupidest bucket of mayo on earth that died in a well and got stuffed with c-4. Mavis blew to the moon and then got dropped in a lava lake. Then Marty the Fisher bit her head off. She turned into a frog and the dog ate the frog on the log. The boppin' whale got bopped by the elephant that came rolling home with a knife. So then Mavis gets blasted with bug bombs. She then climbs up the pottake and gets a Whopper from Burger King. Mavis then went back to McDonalds to get 15 snack-sized McFlurries. Pansake is chewing on Mavis’s grink chair yeah yeah! Then, Pansake has a Ta-Kick and kicks it in the rear yeah yeah. Ta-kick then chases Mavis back to McDonalds. Mavis got 345 CBOs. She slurped them up while screaming “I love fatty foods!” Mavis then bought thousands of McChicken. A Snorting Snooter then gave Mavis a wagonload of Daily Doubles from Micky Ds. Mavis was invited to McDonalds for dinner by Mommy Mookachicken. They each bought trillions of McRibs and got fat. Then, Mavis went back to where the pottake is. She got the Chick N Crisp from the near-by Burger King. Then, Mavis is lured by a Big Mac to the pottake, which she falls into. Is she dead-or not?
Deinosuchus (/ˌdaɪnəˈsjuːkəs/ DY-nə-SEW-kəs) is an extinct genus related to the alligator that lived 80 to 73 million years ago (Ma), during the late Cretaceous period. The name translates as "terrible crocodile" and is derived from the Greek deinos (δεινός), "terrible", and soukhos (σοῦχος), "crocodile". The first remains were discovered in North Carolina (United States) in the 1850s; the genus was named and described in 1909. Additional fragments were discovered in the 1940s and were later incorporated into an influential, though inaccurate, skull reconstruction at the American Museum of Natural History. Knowledge of Deinosuchus remains incomplete, but better cranial material found in recent years has expanded scientific understanding of this massive predator.

Although Deinosuchus was far larger than any modern crocodile or alligator, with the largest adults measuring almost 11 m (36 ft) in total length, its overall appearance was fairly similar to its smaller relatives. It had large, robust teeth built for crushing, and its back was covered with thick hemispherical osteoderms. One study indicated Deinosuchus may have lived for up to 50 years, growing at a rate similar to that of modern crocodilians, but maintaining this growth over a much longer time.

Deinosuchus fossils have been found in 10 US states, including Texas, Montana, and many along the East Coast. Fossils have also been found in northern Mexico. It lived on both sides of the Western Interior Seaway, and was an opportunistic apex predator in the coastal regions of eastern North America. Deinosuchus reached its largest size in its western habitat, but the eastern populations were far more abundant. Opinion remains divided as to whether these two populations represent separate species. Deinosuchus was probably capable of killing and eating large dinosaurs. It may have also fed upon sea turtles, fish, and other aquatic and terrestrial prey.



Contents [hide]
1 Description 1.1 Morphology
1.2 Size

2 Paleobiology 2.1 Habitat
2.2 Diet
2.3 Growth rates

3 Discovery and naming
4 Classification and species
5 See also
6 References


Description[edit]

Morphology[edit]





Life restoration of D. rugosus
Despite its large size, the overall appearance of Deinosuchus was not considerably different from that of modern crocodilians.[1] Deinosuchus had an alligator-like, broad snout, with a slightly bulbous tip.[1] Each premaxilla contained four teeth, with the pair nearest to the tip of the snout being significantly smaller than the other two.[2] Each maxilla (the main tooth-bearing bone in the upper jaw) contained 21 or 22 teeth.[3] The tooth count for each dentary (tooth-bearing bone in the lower jaw) was at least 22.[2] All the teeth were very thick and robust; those close to the rear of the jaws were short, rounded, and blunt.[4] They appear to have been adapted for crushing, rather than piercing.[4] When the mouth was closed, only the fourth tooth of the lower jaw would have been visible.[2]

Modern saltwater crocodiles, with the strongest bite of any living animal, have a maximum force of 16,460 N (3,700 lbf). The bite force of Deinosuchus has been estimated to exceed 18,000 N (4,000 lbf).[1] Even the largest and strongest theropod dinosaurs, such as Tyrannosaurus, probably had a bite force inferior to that of Deinosuchus.[5]

Deinosuchus had a secondary bony palate, which would have permitted it to breathe through its nostrils while the rest of the head remained submerged underwater.[6] The vertebrae were articulated in a procoelous manner, meaning they had a concave hollow on the front end and a convex bulge on the rear; these would have fit together to produce a ball and socket joint.[7][8] The secondary palate and procoelous vertebrae are advanced features also found in modern eusuchian crocodilians.[6][9]

The osteoderms (scutes) covering the back of Deinosuchus were unusually large, heavy, and deeply pitted; some were of a roughly hemispherical shape.[10][11] Deep pits and grooves on these osteoderms served as attachment points for connective tissue.[11] Together

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There was a big fat doodle named Mavis Beacon. Mavis Beacon fat worms likes fried with squids. Mavis was walking one day in a big field when a worm jumped out in front of her. It was.................... Spyworm! Spyworm said, "I will eat you. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah manaty oodle doodle on a pan. Man! Doodling will not that be so awsome!” Spyworm screamed. So did all the things Spyworm I said I would. I then went “Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah eyah doodle-oodle grunt root Woopy doopy yeah” yeah fat has a walking stick piggals ont have big fat mountain pigalling!! When I get a walking stick i am going to sing. “Eyah yeah yeah”, I'll sing, Betsy boop made “woopydoopypoopysnoopydroopyoopyboopy apie qwhi4uopquehytuioq234789y” that sais yeah yah. Then, Mavis Beacon potato was eaten by a worm who went yeah yeah doooodle doodle doodle I an a fat chicken who likes big tires. So Mavis then wanted fatty foods with a Monkey Bonanza with some stupid monkey cereal. Mavis Beacon can not move. She went to McDonalds and got google-plus Big Macs. She snorted a happy tune like a warthog while eating the millions of Macs. "I'm Fat!” said Mavis. Mavis was acting like a deranged deranged churranged piganaged chicken, so Mavis then got flushed in the pottake. She landed on a car Adam and Jaime are blowing up. She ate the worm. Yes, she did. Then she went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah eyah doodle oodle grunt root woopy doopy yeah. Yeah. “Oh!” said Mavis. Mavis ran into a Fat Piggull. The Fat Piggull said I will eat you. Manaty oodle doodle on a pan. Mavis then said I an a fat chicken who likes, big tires. Mavis went back to Micky Ds and got a 20 piece McNuggets. Then Mavis got THE SHAKE!! Yes, she did. Google Translate is stupid. The Boppin' Orca said snoopydroopywoopypoopywoopyoopy apie I hate the Mayo Bucketing Idiot! Yes, I do. It’s the Corvus. Giganticus. It’s the Corvus. Giganticus. It’s the Corvus. Giganticus. Yes, it is. Los Ravio hates Mrs. Bucket's typing game called Chameleon Picnic. She is just a face! Just a face! I don't even think she can type herself! The Ravenous Cocktail! THE BEAR BOWL. De Iggle. How to defeat and eliminate the annoying bucket, Mavis Beacon. Mavis is the fattest pig and a slimy slug who drinks rotten soda on a car Adam and Jamie are shooting at with a rocket launcher. Then Mavis falls in an elevator of death 92 stories and then she explodes into 30 rats. The rats then are compacted in a compact-compact and turn into a deer. The deer gets shot at with a rifle shooting a deer slug right at the deer's face. The deer is dead so ha ha ha to the stupidest bucket of mayo on earth that died in a well and got stuffed with c-4. Mavis blew to the moon and then got dropped in a lava lake. Then Marty the Fisher bit her head off. She turned into a frog and the dog ate the frog on the log. The boppin' whale got bopped by the elephant that came rolling home with a knife. So then Mavis gets blasted with bug bombs. She then climbs up the pottake and gets a Whopper from Burger King. Mavis then went back to McDonalds to get 15 snack-sized McFlurries. Pansake is chewing on Mavis’s grink chair yeah yeah! Then, Pansake has a Ta-Kick and kicks it in the rear yeah yeah. Ta-kick then chases Mavis back to McDonalds. Mavis got 345 CBOs. She slurped them up while screaming “I love fatty foods!” Mavis then bought thousands of McChicken. A Snorting Snooter then gave Mavis a wagonload of Daily Doubles from Micky Ds. Mavis was invited to McDonalds for dinner by Mommy Mookachicken. They each bought trillions of McRibs and got fat. Then, Mavis went back to where the pottake is. She got the Chick N Crisp from the near-by Burger King. Then, Mavis is lured by a Big Mac to the pottake, which she falls into. Is she dead-or not?
Deinosuchus (/ˌdaɪnəˈsjuːkəs/ DY-nə-SEW-kəs) is an extinct genus related to the alligator that lived 80 to 73 million years ago (Ma), during the late Cretaceous period. The name translates as "terrible crocodile" and is derived from the Greek deinos (δεινός), "terrible", and soukhos (σοῦχος), "crocodile". The first remains were discovered in North Carolina (United States) in the 1850s; the genus was named and described in 1909. Additional fragments were discovered in the 1940s and were later incorporated into an influential, though inaccurate, skull reconstruction at the American Museum of Natural History. Knowledge of Deinosuchus remains incomplete, but better cranial material found in recent years has expanded scientific understanding of this massive predator.

Although Deinosuchus was far larger than any modern crocodile or alligator, with the largest adults measuring almost 11 m (36 ft) in total length, its overall appearance was fairly similar to its smaller relatives. It had large, robust teeth built for crushing, and its back was covered with thick hemispherical osteoderms. One study indicated Deinosuchus may have lived for up to 50 years, growing at a rate similar to that of modern crocodilians, but maintaining this growth over a much longer time.

Deinosuchus fossils have been found in 10 US states, including Texas, Montana, and many along the East Coast. Fossils have also been found in northern Mexico. It lived on both sides of the Western Interior Seaway, and was an opportunistic apex predator in the coastal regions of eastern North America. Deinosuchus reached its largest size in its western habitat, but the eastern populations were far more abundant. Opinion remains divided as to whether these two populations represent separate species. Deinosuchus was probably capable of killing and eating large dinosaurs. It may have also fed upon sea turtles, fish, and other aquatic and terrestrial prey.



Contents [hide]
1 Description 1.1 Morphology
1.2 Size

2 Paleobiology 2.1 Habitat
2.2 Diet
2.3 Growth rates

3 Discovery and naming
4 Classification and species
5 See also
6 References


Description[edit]

Morphology[edit]





Life restoration of D. rugosus
Despite its large size, the overall appearance of Deinosuchus was not considerably different from that of modern crocodilians.[1] Deinosuchus had an alligator-like, broad snout, with a slightly bulbous tip.[1] Each premaxilla contained four teeth, with the pair nearest to the tip of the snout being significantly smaller than the other two.[2] Each maxilla (the main tooth-bearing bone in the upper jaw) contained 21 or 22 teeth.[3] The tooth count for each dentary (tooth-bearing bone in the lower jaw) was at least 22.[2] All the teeth were very thick and robust; those close to the rear of the jaws were short, rounded, and blunt.[4] They appear to have been adapted for crushing, rather than piercing.[4] When the mouth was closed, only the fourth tooth of the lower jaw would have been visible.[2]

Modern saltwater crocodiles, with the strongest bite of any living animal, have a maximum force of 16,460 N (3,700 lbf). The bite force of Deinosuchus has been estimated to exceed 18,000 N (4,000 lbf).[1] Even the largest and strongest theropod dinosaurs, such as Tyrannosaurus, probably had a bite force inferior to that of Deinosuchus.[5]

Deinosuchus had a secondary bony palate, which would have permitted it to breathe through its nostrils while the rest of the head remained submerged underwater.[6] The vertebrae were articulated in a procoelous manner, meaning they had a concave hollow on the front end and a convex bulge on the rear; these would have fit together to produce a ball and socket joint.[7][8] The secondary palate and procoelous vertebrae are advanced features also found in modern eusuchian crocodilians.[6][9]

The osteoderms (scutes) covering the back of Deinosuchus were unusually large, heavy, and deeply pitted; some were of a roughly hemispherical shape.[10][11] Deep pits and grooves on these osteoderms served as attachment points for connective tissue.[11] Together

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"He had arrived at that stage of drunkenness where it becomes necessary to shake hands with everyone."Malcolm Lowry, 'Under the Volcano'"You have to go to bed now or spend the night in the lawn chair. You know I can't lift you, Dad."-the unknown soldiersI put this book off for a very long time. It was first recommended to me with boundless enthusiasm in New York, by the first alcoholic my own age that I took seriously. I was 19, and I could spot one a mile away. What I didn't know at the time, was how identification isn't always enough. I didn't understand the sub-categories, by which I don't mean the difference between the scotch drinker and the Night Train aficionado; I mean the few who could charm me anyway, in spite of what I knew. They always loved this book because it understood them. They would want me to read it so that I could understand them too. But all I could do was think, "Fuck you, Malcolm Lowry," and not read it.I am really glad I waited. My five-star albatross is neatly written with all characters on point; there are beautiful evocations of the BC landscape, and the drunk is the sun. All lives revolve around him, all day, every day and night, until the end. I have never met one yet who could really see this. They always think they're being ignored, but it's way too hot in their presence for that. Who wrote this book? There are plenty of drunkard's tales that throw the bottles against the local colour, but what half-divine artist sprite inside the drunk made him raise one owly eye to see the planets burning around him and write it down? Surely, there was an angel speaking over his shoulder, or maybe he's just one of the kind that can charm me. Thank God I'm too old for all that.Fuck you, Malcolm Lowry.more
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