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“Offensively Fantastic... ”

Handler's particular brand of humor may elicit a guilt-ridden laugh as she leaves you in stitches with painfully honest tales from her own life. Offensively fantastic.
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THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

Topics: Celebrities, Essays, Bawdy, Irreverent, Sex, United States of America, Family, and Female Friendship

Published: Gallery Books on
ISBN: 9781416959151
List price: $11.99
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HILARIOUS! I laughed out loud!more
super fast read about the escapades of chelsea handler. i did have some laugh out loud moments throughout this. for those who don't know, her humor is very dry, sarcastic and at times crass.more
I picked this up on a whim while house-sitting and I really enjoyed it. I definitely laughed out loud often.more
Absolutely hilarious! I'd never watched her on TV or read anything by her before, then I picked up this book and couldn't put it down.more
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HILARIOUS! I laughed out loud!more
super fast read about the escapades of chelsea handler. i did have some laugh out loud moments throughout this. for those who don't know, her humor is very dry, sarcastic and at times crass.more
I picked this up on a whim while house-sitting and I really enjoyed it. I definitely laughed out loud often.more
Absolutely hilarious! I'd never watched her on TV or read anything by her before, then I picked up this book and couldn't put it down.more
Chelsea Handler is something else. She’s outrageous, hilarious and a bit disturbing. This book tells stories of her time babysitting, in jail, thoughts on re-gifting, gingers, dog sitting, and dealing with her family.She’s incredibly crass, but funny and this book is a very quick read. If you’ve ever seen her show you’re know what you’re in for. She’s incredibly entertaining, but you would never ever want to have her as a friend. BOTTOM LINE: If you watch her show or have already read her other work, then you know what to expect. Only read this one if you already think Handler is funny. **I listened to an audio version of the book and I’d highly recommend it. It’s read by Handler and I don’t think I would have found the book nearly as funny if it hadn’t felt like someone just telling me hilarious stores about their life.  more
I picked this book up and read it without knowing who Chelsea Handler was. I thought the title was pretty funny (and a play on the life changing Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret by Judy Blume). As I’ve said before, I love a good memoir, so I read it without knowing exactly who Handler was.It ended up being a good impulse grab, because I loved this book. Handler’s voice was really genuine and her accounts of her wacky childhood, boyfriends, and her career, were hysterical. This book was laugh aloud funny and turned me into a Chelsea Handler fan.If you are looking for a funny, entertaining read, definitely check out this book.more
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