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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

Topics: Sex, Alcoholism, Fame, Dating, Bawdy, Erotic, and Essays

Published: Gallery Books on Sep 28, 2010
ISBN: 9781416951148
List price: $13.99
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Simultaneously amused and appalled by the author's first book, I had to read the second one. This book isn't as funny as the first (nothing is going to top the Embassy Suites story, I think). Probably the funniest story in here is the RV trip with a detour through Harlem.read more
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Tucker Max really is an asshole. A major asshole, with what seems to be complete disregard for all humanity with the exception of his narcissistic drunken self. That being said, he is a hilarious author, and you will find yourself laughing out loud, gagging with disgust, or gaping with shocked astonishment as to some of the charades he describes in this book. Don't lend this one to Grandma!read more
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Made me laugh out loud several times. Was very unhappy with disparaging terms Mr. Max used to describe some of the women he's encountered--until he revealed (in one tiny portion of a page) that he doesn't think he's bet'r than anyone else.read more
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Simultaneously amused and appalled by the author's first book, I had to read the second one. This book isn't as funny as the first (nothing is going to top the Embassy Suites story, I think). Probably the funniest story in here is the RV trip with a detour through Harlem.
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Tucker Max really is an asshole. A major asshole, with what seems to be complete disregard for all humanity with the exception of his narcissistic drunken self. That being said, he is a hilarious author, and you will find yourself laughing out loud, gagging with disgust, or gaping with shocked astonishment as to some of the charades he describes in this book. Don't lend this one to Grandma!
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Made me laugh out loud several times. Was very unhappy with disparaging terms Mr. Max used to describe some of the women he's encountered--until he revealed (in one tiny portion of a page) that he doesn't think he's bet'r than anyone else.
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I read the 1st book, so I had to read the second. This book isn't as humorous as the 1st. Don't bother to read this, unless you enjoy reading about the arrogance of a 20 something male who thinks he's a god. (far from it).
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Assholes Finish First. Anyone with an iota of sense ditches this crap book well before the finish.If you want to read a funny book about an arsehole, read John Nivens' Kill Your Friends.
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