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Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over . . . "The tide is very much in our court now" Kevin Keegan. "I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones" Chris Turner.
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