Over a thousand pick-up lines, tried and tested. Though we can't guarantee the reaction or outcome of using any of these witty lines on someone!
Here's a few samples to be found:
When a person asks: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Reply: "Do you have the energy?"
Hi there, I was wondering if you could suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Hi, do you want to have children? (No.) Ok, can we just practice?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Heads at my place, tails at yours.
Hi, I noticed your lips are looking kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
Do you believe in free love? (Certainly not!) Then how much do you cost?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to do you on the floor.
Can I take your clothes off? So I can see how angels hide their wings.
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