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Japlish: The Joys of Japanese English

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On a pencil-case - "Spanking! By the Sea!"
Outside an adult video shop in Tokyo - "IF EASY TAKE A FENCE PLEASE DISPER"
The owners’ manual of a Japanese motorcycle recommends - "HORN—BUTTON: tootle melodiously at the dog who shall sport in roadway. If he continue, tootle him with vigor."
On a T-shirt - "Keep your period to yourself"

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