Not only are un-massaged penises responsible for more than half the world's problems, they are mainly to blame for wars, unsafe sex, and global warming.

So argues this short book, which explores the explosive Rise of lingam massage in the Philippines and elsewhere, and its promise for world peace and economic prosperity. This yoni-friendly book also demands equal Justice For All Yonis. Agreeing that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises, the book suggests that many war-mongering, global-warming politicians need their Inner Clitorises to be kicked awake by a SWAT Team of lingam specialists.

By the author of "The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, China," the author's most popular book.

Topics: Sexuality, Economy, War, Funny, Guides, and Satirical

Published: P.C. Anders on
ISBN: 9781497767133
List price: $1.99
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