Not only are un-massaged penises responsible for more than half the world's problems, they are the primary reason for wars, the economic crisis, and unsafe sex. And so, the answer to the world's problems probably lies between your legs.
So argues this revised (Donald Trump) edition of a short book, which explores the rise of lingam massage in the Philippines and elsewhere, and its implications for world peace and prostate health. In addition, this yoni-friendly book demands equal Justice For All Yonis. Agreeing with the argument that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises, the book suggests that many war-mongering politicians need their Inner Clitorises to be kicked awake by a SWAT Team of lingam specialists.
By the author of "The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, China," the author's most popular book.
Topics: Sexuality, Economy, War, Funny, Guides, and Satirical