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Tubesology: The World According to Soccer AM's Leading Pundit

Length: 228 pages3 hours


There is a man soccer fans across the UK wake up for on a Saturday morning. A man whose renegade rhyming skills never fail to leave the nation dazzled—and maybe a bit baffled. He’s Soccer AM’s most infamous interviewer, and Surrey’s sickest rapper . . . it’s the one, the only, Tubes. And he’s ready to reveal the funniest, the best, and the downright oddest stories from the Premiership and beyond. Soccer AM’s very own lyrical miracle began life on the show as a humble work experience named Peter Dale. But a few world-class cuppas earned him a cameo as the nappy-wearing, beer-swilling Peter the Test Tube Baby. And the rest, as they, is history. Since then our floppy-haired hero has laid the rap down on every serious A-lister from Hulk Hogan to Steve Coogan in his trademark "One Question and One Question Only" feature. Whether he’s trapped in a headlock by Denzel Washington or going head-to-head in a rap battle with Professor Green, there’s never a dull moment in the life of Tubes. Ever hear about the time Roy Hodgson bopped through a Premier League dressing room with a ghetto blaster? How about Gareth Bale, Theo Walcott, and the Underwear Bandits? This treasure trove of priceless anecdote has got it all. Stuffed with stellar banter, Tubesology is guaranteed to dish out the insider knowledge that every self-respecting soccer fan needs to hear. So all that remains is One Question and One Question Only . . . are you ready to hear all about the world according to Tubes?

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