Bigfoot vs. Paul Bunyan
By Steve Akley
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Pine Cone Woods is a remote community outside of Yakima, Washington. When the residents of P.C.W. began to encounter Bigfoot, they were intrigued at first. After all, they were amazed to find out the legendary monster was real!
As the creature became more aggressive towards them, they began to search for ways to address their problem without drawing too much attention to their “off-the-grid” lifestyle. Seemingly there was only one person to help them. Of course their solution was a legendary logger who has long since left the spotlight who wasn’t interested leaving his self-imposed retirement from the public eye.
Can the residents of P.C.W. lure Paul Bunyan out of retirement in Bemidji, Minnesota to help them out? It’s going to take a lot of convincing and perhaps a little bit of luck. With the Bigfoot attacks increasing in intensity and frequency they really don’t have any time to spare in their quest to have Paul Bunyan take on Bigfoot!
Steve Akley
Steve Akley is a lifelong St. Louis resident. He grew up in, and now lives with his family in the south St. Louis county community of Oakville.While it took him more than 40 years (okay, 45) to get his first book published, doing so has caused a flurry of creative ideas for new works. With a simple direction of writing about subject matter that he likes, he has a lot of potential material to write about.He looks forward to getting more of his ideas out there for others to enjoy.He thanks you for your interest in his work!
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Bigfoot vs. Paul Bunyan - Steve Akley
Bigfoot vs. Paul Bunyan
A Short Story By:
Steve Akley
Published by Steve Akley at SmashWords
Copyright 2014 Steve Akley
Dedicated to our beloved greyhound Dexter:
He’s been gone 10 years, yet I still smile every time I think about him.
Bigfoot vs. Paul Bunyan
"Help, help, woman down!"
The voice coming over the radio at Pine Cone Woods headquarters was instantly recognizable. It was Cathy Lowry, the mother of two. Mayor Daryl Pagano picked up his radio and responded back, Cathy, what happened? Are you okay?
Yes,
she called back. It was Andre, again. I was taking a load of laundry to wash in the river. He came running at me and knocked me down. He then picked me up and threw me. I started yelling, and he ran back into the woods. I twisted my ankle when he hit me the first time. I don’t think I can make it back to my house. Can you send someone? I’m right at the river bank.
Will do,
responded Pagano. He continued, Just stay put; we’ll get someone to you right away.
Mayor Pagano knew he had a real problem. He started an off-the-grid community on 323 acres 70 miles northeast of Yakima, Washington. While not recognized as a city by the State of Washington, with a population of 126 in 43 houses on the property, the community was thriving. As the owner of the land, Mayor
Daryl Pagano served as the community’s leader and father figure.
Recently, his isle in the woods
, which had been billed as a safe haven from the government and crime associated with city living, was having a problem. Something more heinous than the issues of weather, challenges of living in the woods and even the government, which they feared so much. Pine Cone Woods was under attack.
Not by the government, terrorists or criminals. They were under attack by a 12 foot tall male bigfoot. That’s right, not only is bigfoot real, it has been terrorizing the citizens of Pine Cone Woods.
They know it is a single animal as the description is always the same. It’s a brown-haired male bigfoot with a large scar on his chest and a swatch of jet black hair in the center of his forehead (kind of like Jay Leno).
Residents started calling the animal Andre after the famous wrestler Andre the Giant. When someone brought up the fact that Andre had played bigfoot in an old episode of the Six Million Dollar Man, the name stuck.
As fun as the name is, Andre is no pet. The troubling part of the situation is the animal is not only aggressive, it is seemingly getting bolder with each human encounter. Initially, he was spotted stealing goats under the cover of darkness from some of the homeowners. Then, it started walking right up to steal feed with people around, pursuing the individuals who tried to stop these thefts.
The incident just called in by