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    Astro's Horrible Hound Howlers or the Worst Dog Jokes Ever!
    Astro's Horrible Hound Howlers or the Worst Dog Jokes Ever!
    Astro's Horrible Hound Howlers or the Worst Dog Jokes Ever!
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    Astro's Horrible Hound Howlers or the Worst Dog Jokes Ever!

    By Susan Day

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    This book has been created to be viewed on a phone, tablet or computer. It is a collection of possibly the worst dog jokes ever! You won’t think they’re funny at first but after the first dozen or so you won’t be able to stop laughing. It’ll start with a smile, then a chuckle and before you know it, you’ll be rolling around the floor giggling your head off.

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    (Show this to your folks so they don’t freak out)

    So, if you love dogs and you love to laugh... eventually... this is the book for you!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSusan Day
    Release dateMar 23, 2015
    ISBN9781311632883
    Astro's Horrible Hound Howlers or the Worst Dog Jokes Ever!
    Author

    Susan Day

    Susan is an author, canine behaviourist, and a storyteller. She lives with her family and dogs, in particular, Rocky the Border collie and Stella, the blind dog. She spends her time blogging, writing and illustrating; training and counselling dogs and being bossed around by the family cat, Speed Bump Charlie and his sidekick, Furball (see Dogs in Space). Susan travelled around the world twice before she was seven years old. It seemed only fitting that the wonderful events she experienced and the places she visited on these journeys be recorded for history. Thus, her story telling skills began. Firstly, to Rupert Bear, her lifelong companion, and then to a host of imaginary friends and finally to her pet dog once the family finally set down roots in Australia. Susan is passionate about children's literature and wants to inspire children to be better people and encourage them to follow their dreams. She runs workshops for children teaching them how to form the wonders of their imaginations into stories. Susan lives in a small country town where there are more kangaroos than people. She shares her country property with four dogs, three cats, three rescue guinea pigs and a very large fish and her patient husband. More about her adventures are reflected in Clarence the Snake from Dunolly.

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      Astro's Horrible Hound Howlers or the Worst Dog Jokes Ever! - Susan Day

      Astro’s Horrible Hound Howlers!

      (or the worst dog jokes ever!)

      by

      Susan Day

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