Join the Weekly Smut Biscuit Club Join the samfrancisco.me (http://www.samfrancisco.me) erotica list to get weekly smut biscuits featuring our favorite characters as they work out their sexual tension.  You'll get a free bonus smutty interlude every week plus exclusive peeks at upcoming episodes before they're published. About Samantha: Once upon a time and in a land far far away, Sam was a productive member of society who spent her days elbows deep in mathematical research. That all changed one day when she discovered the world of erotic fiction. After a while she became desperate when it was clear that she'd be hard pressed to find erotica that didn't involve scenes where man-swords flung strings of vanilla cream at meat-curtains. Thus she took it upon herself to put her own impure thoughts into printed form and she hasn't looked back since. These days Sam Francisco authors short stories designed to titillate you between your legs and ears. *Yours in depravity,* *Samantha*