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Stuck in Time on Campus

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I'm David McNutty, master of time and freezing thereof. I can do whatever I want in timeless limbo, but getting laid in the real world is all about being in the right place at the right time. I've mastered time, and the right place is a college campus on Friday night. I learned my own lesson - that it's all about inserting myself into the right...situations.

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