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    Brandi Strikes Back
    Brandi Strikes Back
    Brandi Strikes Back
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    Brandi Strikes Back

    By Celine Chatillon

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    What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures—with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates. With a series title that long, you know it's going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

    As Chapter 10 opens, Brandi must find a way to disable her android replicas on Old Terra to prevent the interdimensional bandits from invading the universe. But the Pulsating Purple Parsnip is temporarily grounded. What can they do? Hijacking a spaceship and commanding her own crew of androids, Brandi strikes back the only way she knows how, using her wits and sexuality. Will Brandi and Robin survive the battle to discover their own happily ever after?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublishereXtasy Books Inc
    Release dateJan 1, 2016
    ISBN9781487405151
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      Brandi Strikes Back - Celine Chatillon

      What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures—with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates. With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

      As Chapter 10 opens, Brandi must find a way to disable her android replicas on Old Terra to prevent the interdimensional bandits from invading the universe. But the Pulsating Purple Parsnip is temporarily grounded. What can they do? Hijacking a spaceship and commanding her own crew of androids, Brandi strikes back the only way she knows how, using her wits and sexuality. Will Brandi and Robin survive the battle to discover their own happily ever after?

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      Brandi Strikes Back

      Copyright © 2015 Celine Chatillon

      ISBN: 978-1-4874-0458-1

      Cover art by Martine Jardin

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      Brandi Strikes Back!

      Chapter Ten

      Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures

      By

      Celine Chatillon

      Dedication

      To Brandi—the voice in my head that just won’t rest until I tell all of her story. All of it.

      Brandi Strikes Back

      When last we spied our hapless heroine...

      Don’t you know how they were planning to do it? I said, panting as Prince Juanito continued his assault on my senses. I thought you and Hildy and Marian were a team. I thought the bandits had supplied you with this android replication technology.

      We weren’t a team so much as co-managers. Hildy kept the castle denizens off-balance. I created and programmed the replicas. Marian made contact with the bandits and sent me the tech, but I never chatted with them. He frowned. In fact, it was all her idea to involve these interdimensional pirates to begin with, really...

      Juanito laid me backward across the bed and kissed me until we both grew dizzy with desire. There was something I needed to do—some bit of information I should tell Robin and the others about because it could be important, but what was it? I pushed away from him and took a shuddering breath.

      You mean you have no clue as to how the invasion would take place or if it’s still in progress?

      No idea. His heavy breathing indicated his imminent ejaculation. Can I slip my cock into your hot, wet hole now? I’m about to explode.

      All right, I relented and spread my legs wide. As he struck up a frantic rhythm of in and out and in and out, my fuzzy brain began to piece things together. Cock—hole—explosion. The Pulsating Purple Parsnip was shaped like a cock, and we had slipped our ship into an interdimensional hole in space above the planet in order to escape an explosion. A hole in space that spacecrafts could slip in and out of. Repeatedly and without detection slipping in and out and in and out...

      Eureka! That was it! Jacques Swallows and his bandits had built the holes in space above Old Terra for just such an invasion. So overjoyed that I had solved this important puzzle at last, I arched my back and bucked my hips against the rocking of my partner’s cock, climaxing repeatedly, crying out with happy abandon. I squeezed his butt cheeks hard and Juanito drove his dick deep into me with a shuddering shout of victory, his orgasmic vibrations lasting longer than even I thought possible.

      Oh, I am sooo good, aren’t I?

      He collapsed beside me on the bed and immediately wanted to cuddle. I resisted. I knew I had to get away and warn Old Terran authorities to be on the lookout for the invasion and to throw Marian into the dungeon once and for all.

      You are good—and you can prove it to everyone. Inspiration struck me at the oddest moments, I’ll admit. Must have been the recent rush of blood to my brain. You can help stop the bandits from invading. Your brother will forgive you of your past indiscretions and trust you from now on, and you’ll become the hero of Old Terra. What do you say?

      His answer? A loud snore! Damn the man for him to fall asleep after sex when we had

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