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    The Naughty Kid's Handbook
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    The Naughty Kid's Handbook
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    The Naughty Kid's Handbook

    By Rod Green

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    Get out of eating brussels sprouts, get out of kissing old Auntie Gladys, get your dad to give you double the pocket money, and much more "Don't be naughty!" How many times have you heard that? At home, at school, pretty much everywhere you go, So if everyone assume that you're going to do something "naughty"—why not just do it? This handbook teaches kids how to pull off all sorts of tricks, from ducking out of PE at school to swerving chores at home or annoying the neighbors—well, they never stop complaining about you anyway, do they? You can learn vital skills like how to lie, how to cheat, and how to vomit at will to get what you want, and get away with it. They think you're going to be naughty, so be naughty! Convince your younger sibling their room is haunted, make it look like you've showered when you haven't, get your dog to actually eat your homework, and get out of hearing your parents' music in the car. Just don't get caught.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn Blake
    Release dateOct 1, 2015
    ISBN9781784184070
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    The Naughty Kid's Handbook
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    Rod Green

    Rod Green's many publications include books on Special Forces, the Army Air Corps and the building of the RMS Titanic. Recently he has written The Car: The History of the Automobile, as well as co-writing How Britain Worked with the motorcycle racer and TV presenter Guy Martin, the book of the 2012 Channel 4 TV series.

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