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687 One-Liner Jokes

124 pages59 minutes


If it’s laughter you want, then this is the book for you.
Short one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics and ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.


40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera!

Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I have a fear of German sausages! Yes I fear the wurst!

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

My recliner and I - we go way back.

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of!

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!

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