Erotic Writer Seeks Men

EROTIC WRITER SEEKS MEN

Seeking Satisfaction 1

Heather Kinnane

"You act out my fantasies, I’ll act out yours."

Erotic author, Samantha Fox is one of those shy quiet types you need to look out for. Though publicly she still blushes at the faintest sexual innuendo, privately she likes to get all her darkest fantasies down on paper. She’s published one of her steamy novels, but a fear of being discovered led her to tone down the good bits, turning a hot erotic story into mediocre titillation.

Now with a sex life to match her pitiful writing, she’s come up with a grand idea of how to improve both—an ad in the local paper. Fem. Erotic Author seeks men for experience, experimentation, and inspiration for erotic works.

At first the whole idea seems to be a complete failure, but then she meets Richard, Jarred and Oliver. Suddenly the stories are flowing again, and Samantha’s love life is busier than it’s ever been.

EROTIC WRITER SEEKS MEN

Seeking Satisfaction 1

HEATHER KINNANE

LUMINOSITYPUBLISHING.COM

LUMINOSITY PUBLISHING LLP

EROTIC WRITER SEEKS MEN

Seeking Satisfaction 1

Copyright © August 2017 Heather Kinnane

ISBN: 978-1-910397-15-2

Cover Art by Poppy Designs

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DEDICATION

For Guy, who published my first erotic story, and encouraged me to write more.

PROLOGUE

Oh you wouldn’t!

Why not? Samantha frowned. Why shouldn’t I? Men get to sleep with as many women as they want, whenever they want, and with no need for the considerations of others. Why can’t I do the same? She took another sip of wine. Besides, I need to make some money from my writing, and they say erotica is the way to go. And I can’t write exciting erotica with my experiences—look at my novel. She cringed at the embarrassment of it. ‘Worst drivel I’ve ever read.’ Samantha quoted the words of her only review.

The two friends were sitting in Samantha’s apartment, back from a cocktail-party-slash-bridal-shower, and Samantha was lamenting the fact that she hadn’t had sex in months, much less found someone she’d be willing to spend her whole life with.

Vivienne laughed. So download some porn! Seriously, Sam, you can’t just sleep with a whole bunch of random guys. Who knows what you’d catch.

You do. Samantha tilted her glass in Vivienne’s direction, almost spilling it as she waved it in the air.

I source my men from rather more upmarket places than the local pub. And unfortunately, you need connections to get to those parties, and I’m not high enough on that social ladder to bring you along. Seriously, Sam, you need to up your standards. Those men are probably all riddled with STDs!

So I’ll make them have tests done first. Samantha laughed at her friend’s bourgeois attitude. Dear Vivienne, you could take the girl from the wealthy background, but you couldn’t take the wealthy background from the girl.

Vivienne refilled their glasses. And how are you going to get a random guy in the pub to agree to testing before you’ll sleep with him, when there are probably plenty of other horny women who’ll do the same thing without the delay?

An idea flashed through Samantha’s brain, making her sit up so fast her wine sloshed out of the glass and over her lap.

Shit! she said, grabbing a napkin from the table in a futile attempt to wipe down her dress. My best dress too.

At least you won’t see the stain on the black, Vivienne said.

I’ll be back, just let me get changed. She set her glass on the table and headed up the hall. I just had the most amazing idea ever! she called to Vivienne. Wait till you hear it!

* * * *

An advertisement? Vivienne asked once Samantha had changed and shared her idea. You’re going to advertise for men to give you experience for erotic stories?

Yep! Samantha grinned, pleased with herself.

Ha! Vivienne shook her head. You’ll never do it! Seriously, Sam, you’ve got to be the meekest person I’ve ever met. You’ll never go through with it.

THE AD

Fem. Erotic Author seeks men for experience, experimentation, and inspiration for erotic works. No payment. You act out my fantasies, I’ll act out yours. Health Checks Req. Photo and short bio to Samantha Fox...

CHAPTER ONE

You’ll act out my fantasies, huh?

Samantha’s advertisement had done better than she ever expected. In hindsight,