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    Zoo Are You?
    Zoo Are You?
    Zoo Are You?
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    Zoo Are You?

    By Mike Bozart

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    Agents 32 and 33 take a trip from Charlotte to the NC Zoo (USA) in Asheboro on a cool and cloudy April day. They see and comment (in the usual bizarre fashion) on the zoo-enclosed animal species. Monique is elated when she sees her favorite animal: a giraffe. A conversation between a pair from Nash County (NC) is recorded. 

    Later, they have dinner at a Taco Bell in Asheboro, in which portion sizes are discussed.

    Then at a frozen yoghurt shop, Asheboro and Asheville are compared and contrasted by a young counter clerk.

    Approx. 2100 words.

    Another one in the psecret psociety pshort pstory pseries.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMike Bozart
    Release dateMar 15, 2017
    ISBN9781311145468
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      Zoo Are You? - Mike Bozart

      A delightfully dank, overcast, April Monday found Monique (Agent 32) and I (Agent 33) motoring north up NC 49 towards the NC Zoo. It seemed like a good day to get some help from our animal friends for a short story.

      Parkaar, [my ailing alias] have you ever been to this zoo? Agent 32 asked out of the gray. 

      Not in a long, long time, Monique.

      How long, 33?

      Oh, I think it was 1977, the year after it opened.

      That’s 37 years ago! It’s probably much different now. Those animals have probably died and been replaced.

      Yeah, maybe so, Monique. Maybe they’ve removed the walls and fences. I bet

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