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Television Can Blow Me

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As television descends ever further into a bacchanalian orgy of industry gladhanding, ass kissing and nut guzzling, Aerial Telly is the one website you can rely upon to call it exactly how it is.

More hopelessly corrupt TV critics were spotted lunching with worthless TV talent Chernobyls than ever before in 2011 and the shamelessly compromised hacks who return half-cut to their soulless showhomes to write their fluff pieces before hour-long self-harm sessions under the ivory spooge of fluorescent strip lighting cut a sorry ass sight.

Television Can Blow Me is the antidote - the best of Aerial Telly. A man of jungle intensity and anthracite integrity fearlessly bringing it however, wherever, to whomever he likes.

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