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    МПБ 00. Who Is U.Y. Tashkov (Presentation in 3 Languages, Contents)

    By Uy Tashkov

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    Hi, people, no matter of what sex you are, |
    Although it matters, naturally. And I would say that this is the thing that matters most of all on this material world, and hope you’ll agree with me on that topic. But, you see, this is a matter of politeness, and if I would have said “hi” only to the guys, then the girls (as well also the girls between the guys, if you see what I mean) might have felt offended at me. So that, although I am sure that the important sex is the masculine one, the other is just supplemental, I don’t deny the right of the women to /try/ (yes, why not, they can only try, right?) to feel equal with us, men. Yet this isn’t important here, the important discrimination, that I will impose upon my readers, is that I am writing mainly in /Bulgarian/. And not only this, but I am writing also not quite decent kind of verses, or rather, /quite indecent/ kind of verses, which are usually called cynical, vulgar, forbidden, illegal, and so on, because they treat chiefly the sexual relations. Still, these relations exist, and such verses exist, and I am bold enough to present myself to my, mainly Bulgarian, as just said, readers. |
    OK, my name is Urungel Yovanov Tashkov, or with initials U.Y. Tashkov, where has to be added that “uy” (and read as ‘uj’, or ‘ui’ but in one syllable, in almost pure Latin, or then in German) is a bit simplified pronunciation (‘huj’ to be exact) of masculine penis in Bulgarian, and “tashak” is one of these things that go together with the just mentioned part. I hope you all got my explanations, so that you may call me Mr. /Testiclov/, although I would prefer you will rather /not/ do this. Then Yovanov (i.e. ‘Jovanov’), or with –ich, is Serbian pronunciation of our Ivanov, which name is old and biblical (and in English becomes John). As to the Urungel I am a bit ashamed of it, but, on the other hand, one must not be angry at his father-maker, and he is also long time dead and buried, so that I don’t grumble anymore about this name. Ah, well, you have not got it if you are not Bulgarian, so that I have to add that “urungel” is a jargon word for some ugly monster, what is not at all true, you bet it, but, nevertheless, I will avoid to publish my real photo, because, you know, there are some too imaginative people and they may begin to have such ungrounded feelings. |
    Yeah, but, on some other hand, I am really monstrous what concerns my masculine attributes, so that my father was probably right in some sense — that I am a kind of proverbial beast, like this guy Pan in old Greek mythology, who has become the cause for the emerging of the word panic (as you maybe know). At this moment I am already in my /soixante-neuf/ years, and can’t boast with big achievements in the amorous business (usually not more than 4-5 times in a row), but in my young years I never went to sleep without 3 or so girls to change them (as spare linens, you know), because after dozen times they began to gasp, when I just entered into my usual rhythm. |
    So where was I? Ah, I have come to my poetical activity, but here everything will go fast, because I have not much verses, and have practically stopped to write more in the last nearly 20 years (where a friend of my at nearly the same age has several thousands of lines and in several languages). My biggest attainment is my МПБ, i.e. /“Малка Пичовска Библиотека”/ (Small Playboy’s Library, so to say, though “пич” in Bulgarian is a richer on nuances notion), where I have introduced 5-level scale for signifying of the fun, marked with stars and beginning from the lowest level of one. ... ||

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    PublisherUy Tashkov
    Release dateApr 1, 2019
    ISBN9780463572702
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    МПБ 00. Who Is U.Y. Tashkov (Presentation in 3 Languages, Contents)
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    Uy Tashkov

    =>I am feeling obliged to warn you, my possible readers, that you better ... /forget/ about me, because I am /not/ an author who has to be read, unless you, occasionally, meet two requirements: you understand Bulgarian language, and like dirty, indecent, /cynical/, or vulgar verses (but, still, not pornography). And if you ask yourself: why then I publish these indecent things, then the answer is: because at least 1/3 of the men /like/ (or have liked or will like) such exactly forbidden verses for at least a decade in their life, but probably longer. And the verses are, most of them, from before about 20 years, and I am now old enough to think about my literary heredity, so that I said to myself: why keep them only for me and not leave them to the younger generations? Because of this I am leaving them — here for the smallest possible payment, and on some places even free. In fact, it goes about a series of dozen or so small booklets called “Малка Пичовска Библиотека”, “МПБ” (what is something like “Small Playboy’s Library”). So that is, and you can find something more about me and my name in the booklet zero (“МПБ 00”). Now a pair of sentences in Bulgarian. | =>Здравейте, пичове! Защото ако не сте такива то това, което публикувам тук под това пикантно име, У.Й. Ташков, няма да Ви хареса, и като така не е за Вас, забравете за мен преди още да сте си запознали с мене. Обаче ако сте пичове няма начин да не Ви хареса ташаклийската ми поезия, по простата причина, че тя харесваше на мен самия докато я писах, иначе аз нямаше да пиша такива неща, аз работя само for fun. Е да де, но понеже “малко” поостарях, то реших да публикувам каквото съм сътворил, с някои малки добавки в последните години, защото това, все пак, е много мелодична поезия, със, що се вика, детски рими, да ти е драго да ги четеш (докато си чешеш оная работа, имам предвид). Това са десет малки книжленца, наречени “Малка Пичовска Библиотека” (както бе казано по-горе), които съдържат по към 300 (някъде малко повече) поетични реда, и има шансове да пораснат с още 2-3 книжки. Ако Ви харесват ги четете, но по възможност /сега/, а не след 10-тина години, когато няма да ме има на тоя свят, та да може някое “зелено гущерче” да влезе и в моя джоб, а не само в джоба на фирмата, която ме издава. ||

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