We All Scream for Ice Cream
By Lou Yardley
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About this ebook
A short story to give you brain-freeze!
From indie horror author Lou Yardley comes a new deliciously weird story that can be devoured in sitting.
Summer's here and the usually quiet and studious Katelyn is letting her rebellious steak out. At eleven-years-old and with the world's coolest bike, there's no stopping her. Especially now that she's got new friends...
But a day at the park takes a bizarre and horrific turn when an ice cream van shows up. All at once, Katelyn learns about friendship, fitting in and the lengths she will go to survive.
"We All Scream for Ice Cream" combines monsters, gore and dessert in one tasty little package.
File under: Horror, Dark Fantasy, Weird.
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We All Scream for Ice Cream - Lou Yardley
We All Scream
for Ice cream
LOU YARDLEY
Published by
Lou Yardley
www.louyardley.com
Content copyright © 2019 Lou Yardley
Cover layout and illustration © 2019 Loucifer Speaks
Logo © 2018 Sludgework, www.sludgework.com
Castle Dracustein
font by Sinister Fonts
Alte Haas Grotesk
font by Yann le Coroller
All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted at any time or by any means mechanical, electronic, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior, written permission of the publisher.
The right of Lou Yardley to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents act 1988.
First printed May 2019
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Copyright © 2019 Lou Yardley
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-0946954-4-0
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To Max the Brave – my favourite superhero.
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CONTENTS
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DEDICATION
CONTENTS
THANK YOU
PATREONS
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
BOOKS BY LOU YARDLEY
REVIEWS FOR HELLHOUND
REVIEWS FOR WHEN THE SUN SETS
REVIEWS FOR RISE OF THE CARNIVORES
THANK YOU
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To everyone reading this,
Thank you – you are awesome.
Blood, guts and hugs,
Lou
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Extra special thanks to Mark (my resident swearologist
), Mum, Suz, Max, Nan and all of my family and friends.
My eternal gratitude goes to Philip Rogers for his PR efforts and Ange Shepherd, Luke Hayhurst and A. Renee Hunt for being willing guinea pigs
PATREONS
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The folks listed here are absolutely amazing! You are my guinea pigs, my sounding board and my superstars. Thank you so much for all of your support.
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Jana Auerswald
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Owen Morgan
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CHAPTER ONE
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I will always remember that summer...
I got so excited because I was finally getting to ride the bike that I got for my eleventh birthday. You see, my birthday is in the winter and the weather is usually crap around then - snow, rain, hail, you name it - so I didn’t get to ride the bike as much as I wanted. So, as you can probably imagine, once summer rolled around with its hot, dry days, I was more than ready to roll.
That bike was cool. Super cool. It was the coolest thing that I’d ever seen... and certainly the coolest thing that I’d ever owned. I don’t know much about bikes, and I’ve never pretended to, but that bike was purple, so in my mind that made it cool. And I felt like I was going faster than the speed of light whenever we went downhill. A lightning fast Ribena berry.
I should probably explain who we
are. We were a small group of friends, thrown together more because we lived on the same street, rather than because we had much in common. Carter Smith thought that he was the leader of our little ragtag group. He wasn’t really, but it was always him who decided where we went and what we did. But, to be honest, we didn’t mind. Someone had to decide and, thanks to him, we were never bored. And, when you’ve got six weeks off school, there’s a good chance that you’re going to end up getting bored at some point.
Next door to Carter lived a girl called Connie. Me and Connie were really close. She was my best friend back then and we shared everything. Clothes, secrets, toys - nothing was out of bounds. Connie’s brother, Dale, completed our group. As he was a little bit younger than us, sometimes it felt like we were babysitting him, but Connie’s mum said that we had to let him play, so we did.
I’d like to tell you a story about what happened during that summer holiday. I still can’t quite