300 Best Jokes for Kids: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories
By Donald Shaw
()
About this ebook
Would you like to encourage good reading habits in your child? Would you like your kid to roll on the floor laughing in the meanwhile? The book full of hilarious jokes for kids can be extremely helpful.
This book has tons of silly and funny, stupid and ridiculous one-liners, dialogues, questions and answers, riddles, and real-life short stories with unexpected twists. This incredibly hilarious content is going to entertain your little jokester and his or her friends. They will absolutely love this read. Kids love jokes! They can develop joke-telling skills during communication with their family and friends. This book can become part of any family game, trivia night, birthday, or Christmas party. Be prepared that your kid will read these jokes and will start making dozens of new variations of these funny scenarios. It’s going to be very unboring – pure fun for the whole family!
The book of jokes for children is always a perfect gift for boys and girls from 4 to 12 years old on any occasion or without it. It’s also a great time-killer which will help you to have a wonderful vacation, relax and amuse your kids in the waiting room and on a long journey. In fact, many people choose it as a road trip book. No matter whether you take it on the plane, train, metro, or car trip, you are going to have excellent results. Kids will smile and laugh during the voyage, and you will be pleased to see them happy.
Thousands of kids have approved this funny collection! So act now, buy this book, and laugh out loud!
Donald Shaw
Donald Shaw is a professional master of ceremonies and a comedian. He is an open-minded and friendly person who loves good jokes, sea diving and traveling most of all in his life. He wrote his first book of funny rhymes at the age of 9. His Dad helped him to print the book in 2 samples. One was sent to the school contest and another one still stays in the home of Donald's Dad. That book has won the first prize in the school contest. Years later, Donald realized he always wanted to write funny books. So he started doing it at the professional level. Donald has visited more than 45 countries during the last 3 years. When Donald was a boy he was afraid of the dark. Now when he sees his electric bill he is afraid of the light. =)
Read more from Donald Shaw
300 Best Jokes: Clean One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 1) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 2) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWould You Rather. Illustrated Children's Joke Book Age 5-12 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings300 Best Jokes: Funny Joke Books for Adults and Teenagers Collection Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWould You Rather. Illustrated Children's Joke Book Age 5-12 (Book 2) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYo Mama Jokes Encyclopedia Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings300 Clean Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings100+ New Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to 300 Best Jokes for Kids
Related ebooks
Panda Book: The Ultimate Panda Book for Kids: Animal Books for Kids, #1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5101 Amazing Brainteasers: Riddles and Puzzles for All Ages Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHappy Birthday, Gus! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I'm Khadija Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Illustrated Would You Rather? Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Now That's Funny! Funny Jokes for Kids and Games Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Story Time 3-5 Minutes Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSnapper the Shark: Short Stories, Games, Jokes, and More! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFood Jokes: Funny Jokes About Food! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHappy Easter, Gus! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDaisy Dragon Series Two Book Collection: Bedtime children's books for kids, early readers Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Bobbsey Twins at the Seashore Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Stinky Facts for Stinky Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Funniest Joke Book Ever!: Over 500 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDisaster On The 100Th Day Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Year of the Monkey: Tales from the Chinese Zodiac Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsExtreme Stories from the Extreme Hills: 5-Minute Adventure Stories for Minecrafters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Funny Boy Adventures: Four Hilarious Books in One Volume Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Would You Rather Game Book For Kids 6-12 Years Old: Crazy Jokes and Creative Scenarios for Kids and Family Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Dog Called Rod Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Magic and Mischief Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsStinky Cecil in Operation Pond Rescue Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5125+ Funny Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5365 Goofy Jokes and Silly Riddles for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Good Samaritan Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDuck Commander Happy, Happy, Happy Stories for Kids: Fun and Faith-Filled Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMonster Airplanes Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsChoose Your Fairy Tale: You Are...Puss in Boots (Choose Your Fairy Tale Book #1) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Humor & Satire For You
Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Gift for All Ages! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sex Hacks: Over 100 Tricks, Shortcuts, and Secrets to Set Your Sex Life on Fire Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: the heartfelt, funny memoir by a New York Times bestselling therapist Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5John Dies at the End Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Everything Is F*cked: A Book About Hope Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Yes Please Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Swamp Story: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer: A Novella Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Shriver: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for 300 Best Jokes for Kids
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
300 Best Jokes for Kids - Donald Shaw
© 2017 by Donald Shaw
Published by Donald Shaw
www.DonaldShaw.org
Ebook edition created in 2017
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means – for example, electronic, photocopy, recording – without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
TABLE OF CONTENTS
11 TIPS FOR THE YOUNG JOKESTERS
CHRISTMAS JOKES
JOKES ABOUT MONSTERS AND ZOMBIES
JOKES ABOUT DINOSAURS AND OTHER REPTILES
JOKES ABOUT ANIMALS
JOKES ABOUT SCHOOL
JOKES ABOUT FAMILY
OTHER JOKES FOR KIDS
REVIEWS
11 TIPS FOR THE YOUNG JOKESTERS
Practice!You may practice your joke-telling skills in front of a mirror. Then try to practice it on your parents or siblings before you tell the joke to your friends.
Do not rush!If you tell the joke quickly, people may not hear some important words. It will force you to repeat the joke, which won’t be as funny, as you have expected. Speak clearly and not too fast.
Understand it first!Never tell the jokes that you did not get. If you are not sure, ask your parents what is funny in it. If you do not find a particular joke hilarious, move on to another joke. Likely, your friends won’t enjoy and understand the joke that you did not like. So only tell those jokes you love.
Give time!Give your audience some time to understand the joke. Do not explain your joke immediately after telling it.
Avoid insults!Some of the jokes may get you in trouble. Those jokes may be offensive to some people. Luckily, this book will give you ONLY clean jokes.
No announcements needed!People will bedelightedto hear your joke out of a sudden.
Choose the right moment!The previous tip does not mean you can tell any joke whenever you want. Pick the proper time when people are ready to have fun and enjoy your humor. For example, it may be a bad idea to tell jokes when someone is too busy, concerned, feels disappointed, sick, or has just cut his