Properly, Or Not At All: A Kinky Short Story
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Can a husband and wife cope when one of their favourite sexual pastimes is taken away from them?
Tristan and Jayme are not only devoted husband and wife, they are also Dominant and submissive, with a particular penchant for spanking. They’ve been playing delicious kinky games for the fifteen years they’ve been together, and couldn’t be happier. However, when Tristan develops a health issue that means he can’t redden his wife’s backside for a while, it puts them under a lot of strain. It’s a big part of their sex life, and they’ll miss it badly.
They try to find a way around their unfortunate predicament, but in the end, Tristan declares he will either spank Jayme’s bottom properly, or not at all.
The prospect of no spanking at all dismays Jayme, but she has no other choice. Or does she? She continues to put her mind towards the issue and she indulges in some solo experimentation, with mixed results.
But how will Tristan react when he finds out his wife has gone behind his back?
Note: Properly, Or Not At All has been previously published. This version has been re-edited.
Lucy Felthouse
Lucy Felthouse is the award-winning author of erotic romance novels Stately Pleasures (named in the top 5 of Cliterati.co.uk’s 100 Modern Erotic Classics That You’ve Never Heard Of), Eyes Wide Open (winner of the Love Romances Café’s Best Ménage Book 2015 award), The Persecution of the Wolves, Hiding in Plain Sight, and The Heiress’s Harem and The Dreadnoughts series. Including novels, short stories and novellas, she has over 170 publications to her name. Find out more about her and her writing at http://lucyfelthouse.co.uk/linktree
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Properly, Or Not At All - Lucy Felthouse
Properly, Or Not At All
A Kinky Short Story
By Lucy Felthouse
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Table of Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
About the Author
If You Enjoyed Properly, Or Not At All
Chapter One
You know what this fucking means, don’t you?
Tristan snapped, slamming his car keys onto the hall’s side table and storming into the kitchen.
Jayme hurried after him, her heart racing. Tristan rarely got angry—sure, he often pretended she’d done something wrong and faked being pissed off about it when they played D/s scenes, but real anger—it was something that just didn’t happen. She wasn’t quite sure what had sparked it, either. The news had been unfortunate, yes. Inconvenient, yes—but it wasn’t the end of the world. Tristan’s only choice was to follow the doctor’s advice.
Um, I take it you mean aside from the obvious?
she ventured quietly, not wanting to piss him off even more.
Yes,
he said on a heavy sigh, making it clear his anger and frustration weren’t aimed at her. Come here, you.
He held out his arms, and when she went into them, he hugged her tightly and kissed the top of her head. Fucking hell, Jayme, I’m really going to miss spanking that beautiful arse of yours.
And I’m going to miss you doing it,
she murmured into his chest. Then, pulling back so she could make eye contact, continued, But we’ll cope. There’s loads of other stuff we can do—we can still have fun. As much as I love it, it’s not worth making the problem worse, or screwing up your recovery once you’ve had the op. Your health is more important, babe.
Mmm…
came the reply, along with a very displeased expression.
Hey,
Jayme said sharply, raising her eyebrows, you might be in charge in the bedroom, mister, but I’m putting my foot down here. Hopefully you’ll get a date through for the operation really soon. And the sooner you have the op, the sooner you’ll be recovered and we can get back to normal. In the meantime,
she grinned widely, we’ll just have to get creative, won’t we?
Much to Jayme’s relief, Tristan finally smiled. You’re right, as always, wife of mine. Clearly I’m not happy about this—fucking carpal tunnel bollocks, spoiling all our fun—but it could be a lot worse, I suppose. At least they’re not operating on my dick.
True.
She giggled. "That would take