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    If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail

    By Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum

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    A raucous parody that’s definitely NSFC—Not Safe for Children—from the author and illustrator of If You Give a Bunny a Beer and If You Give a Bear a Bong.

    Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a kitty who plunges into a night of adventures and misadventures after she invites her friends over for a cocktail or two . . . or three. It’s a night she’ll never forget that she can’t even remember.

    Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateMar 3, 2020
    ISBN9781510750685
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