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    The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You
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    The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You

    By Adam Wasson and Jessica Stamen

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    About this ebook

    REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

    Let’s face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior—but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you’ll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that’s best for you.

    Chapters include:

    • 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem”
    • Condoms Are for Suckers
    • How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
    • And more!

    As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, it’s sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRandom House Publishing Group
    Release dateDec 18, 2007
    ISBN9780307422330
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    The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You

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      Lilly assumes she will be the flower girl in her teacher's wedding, and she is very disappointed when he tells her that his niece will be the flower girl. Upon seeing how upset she is, Mr. Slinger decides that Lilly can be the flower girl's assistant. She realizes how unimportant her job is and that she won't be walking down the aisle with a bouquet like she had hoped. Mr. Slinger's niece gets scared come time to walk down the aisle. In response, Lilly scoops her up and carries her down the aisle--saving the wedding. This is another one of Kevin Henkes brilliant books.