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Poem about Secularism

First dentistry was painless,

Then bicycles where chainless
And carriages where horseless,
And many laws in-forceless...

Next cookery was fie-less,

Telegraphy was why-less,
Cigars was nicotine-less
And coffee caffeine-less

Soon Oranges where seedless

The Putting Green was weed-less
The college boy was hat-less
The proper diet fat-less

New motor roads are dust-less

The latest steel is rust-less
Our tennis courts are sod-less
Our new Religion