Poem about Secularism

First dentistry was painless, Then bicycles where chainless And carriages where horseless, And many laws in-forceless... Next cookery was fie-less, Telegraphy was why-less, Cigars was nicotine-less And coffee caffeine-less Soon Oranges where seedless The Putting Green was weed-less The college boy was hat-less The proper diet fat-less New motor roads are dust-less The latest steel is rust-less Our tennis courts are sod-less Our new Religion GOD-less