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Eliran Attias

5B

MANDATORY ASSIGNMENT I was asked to answer: why I came late to class, why did I disrupt other classes and why did I allow myself to abuse school property :o. Hm. I only came to class late because everyone else was crowded around me so I just merely took a neutral position and stayed amongst the crowd. And Seltzer and Aryeh and Amanda were there so really, if they were late, its all good, its just all good! But sure, I am to blame as well as everyone else without any evidence of damage on school property or whatnot; now thats what I call justice. Then again the school is nothing more than a cheap dictatorship corrupted with inequality and unprofessional manners and will always be! I did not disrupt any classes myself, the loyal habs fans around me did and that is not my responsibility fortunately. I did not abuse school property, that is a lie and I will not be accused for such nonsense and drivel. Other than that, I happen to be a detentionless student (its true) so I would like to receive a little more respect at the moment. Im clean I tell ya! Well that would basically summarize my thousand word essay. Now, a short carefree conspiracy about Herzliah High School and the Devil himself! It is important for such admirable and honorable students to conduct themselves in a respectful manner and obey the rules imposed by the gracious and marvelous Herzliah High School society. They must, at all time, remind themselves that they are patriotically forced to behave like a Herzlian, even in the face of death himself. For 666 is the number of the beast, hell and fire was spawned to be released! Every Herzlian must, without exception, sell his soul to the Herzliah Sell-Your-Soul foundation, for Herzliah High School is the Devil himself, the imagery of death. The ritual has begun, Satan's work is done! A Herzlian must, either by ancestral heritage or by forced alliance, avoid all contentment that he may approach and he must devote himself strictly and entirely to the Herzliah organization! For the devil does not rest! Herzliah High School has excelled at every level, be it the outstanding science department or the increasingly successful French language educations, Herzliah is the place to be! All Herzlians must, at all costs, acknowledge this and dedicate themselves, as well as their eternal souls to the brilliant and competent organization. For the devil has never been so power filled and manipulative! All shall praise the cynical beast in pride and glory! Satanism will stand! One must feel the wrath of the devil through his soul, for the devil has awakened. Awakened as the increasingly successful Herzliah High School organization, where excellence begins and ends with its inopportune human resources, the involuntary Herzlians, devoted only to eternal agony and suffering in what could be called hell itself. For the naivety of the soulless Herzlian is only exceeded by the devils potency and command! The Herzlian shall only live to obey and abide by the rules and plagues of the underworld and approve the Beasts commands and sanctions, for the devil exhales no sympathy, only fury! And the devil said unto the Herzlian, The Herzlian, not only shall

Eliran Attias

5B

he suffer and endure the hell that I lay upon him, he will suffer any remains of the worship of the devil to continue in him as well! As the Devil possesses all supremacy and dominance, he is accompanied by assistants who embody him, also known as the Devils Advocates, for they are of human flesh and inferiority! They seize authority over the doomed mankind and predestined Herzlians; they obtain supremacy and the clout of the Devil over the worthless and soulless, powerless slaves. Once uniting with the Devil, meaning once admitting ones soul to Herzliah High School, the Devil shall come upon him. And the Devil shall speak upon him, Jesus knows your soul cannot be saved CRUCIFY THE SO CALLED LORD He soon shall fall to me Your souls are damned Your God has fell to slave for me eternally Hell awaits and the Herzlian shall accept for he is of Judah, of the Devil himself, responsible of the torture and agony and barbaric riddance of the Lord! And the Herzlian shall remain unconscious of the horrifying Hell that awaits him as he is nothing more than a condemned soul! Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea for the Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number its number is six hundred and sixty six. Honorable academic mentions become the soul objective of a Herzlian. And the Devil laughs upon the Herzlians foolishness! For he only knows of the academic corruptness and futility of the schooling! And the Devil shall summon the Herzlian with cruel and enormous admission fees and schooling costs, for, ironically, he recognizes the naivety and lack of sophistication that a Herzlian possesses. And these sons of Judah shall say upon meeting the Devil, Glory to thee almighty Satan . . .We praise thee, we bless thee, WE ADORE THEE . . .THOU ART LORD, THOU ALONE, OH MIGHTY SATAN! And once all Herzlians envisage their blunder of unification with the Herzliah High School malevolence and the mediocrity of their grades, they shall recite in great despair: I am a prisoner of a demon . . . It stays with me wherever I go I can't break away from its hold, this must be my punishment FOR SELLING MY SOUL! For the miserable Herzlian understands that he has joined an underachieving, middling, overcharged, deceptive, misleading, overrated, organization that sells false propaganda. And the Devil shall smile upon this understanding