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103 Funny Spanish Phrases http://foxhugh.wordpress.com/spanish/103-funny-spanish-phrases/ Con el dinero baila el perro.

- With money, the dog will dance; meaning: With money, anything is possible. Dando y dando, pajarito volando. - Giving and giving, the bird is flying; meaning: Scratch my back, I will scratch yours. El amor es como el WI-FI, a medida que te alejas, pierde intensidad. - Love it's just like Wi-Fi, as you go further away, it loses its intensity. El cambio es inevitable, excepto cuando se trata de de una mquina expendedora. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. La burocracia es un mecanismo gigante operado por pigmeos. - Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. La experiencia es algo que no se tiene hasta poco despus de que se necesita. - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Mi bebida se siente sola. Te gustara acompaarme con la tuya? - My drink is getting -lonely. Would you like to join me with yours? No esperar lo inesperado no hace que lo inesperado se convierta en lo esperado? Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? Para todo mal, mezcal, para toda bien, tambien. - For every ill, drink Mezcal (type of liquor), For everything good, as well. Perdona a tus enemigos ... pero recuerda sus nombres! - Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! Pocas mujeres admiten su edad. Pocos hombres actuan acorde a su edad. - Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Te metiste en camisa de once baras. - You've put on a shirt made of eleven sticks; meaning: You've bitten off more than you can chew. Un buen vecino... es el que no le pone clave al Wi-Fi. - A good neigbour ... Is one that leaves free Wi-Fi. Vale, puedes quedarte a mi lado, siempre que no hables sobre el clima. - OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the weather.