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Call An Expert
By Franki McAllister
When all else fails, call in an expert. I‟ve been married for six years. Six long, boring, frustrating years. I was a virgin when I married Norman, but it only took about five minutes for me to realize that my new husband was a lousy fuck. That‟s how long it took him to push me down on the bed, rip my panties off, grunt and groan over me, and then collapse into a sound, snoring sleep. In six endless years, it‟s never gotten any better. To save my sanity, I‟ve developed a habit of disappearing into the bathroom after his infrequent „romantic‟ overtures, and stroking myself to orgasm. Never once has he made me feel anything even remotely pleasurable. Despite that, I never even considered cheating on him. Until I caught him trying to cheat on me, with his best friend‟s wife. Al is a really decent guy, and I‟ve always felt sorry for him. His wife, Christy, is the world‟s biggest flirt. She gets off on flaunting her body for any man who‟ll look. And I‟d long suspected that she did plenty more than just flirt, too. It always amazed me that Al put up with her trashy behavior, when it was so obvious that she was openly cheating on him. That particular evening, Norman and I had gone over to their house for her birthday party. She apparently decided that Norman would make the perfect birthday gift. I caught them together in the bathroom, with her hand wrapped around Norman‟s pathetic little dick. Strangely enough, what infuriated me most wasn‟t that he was fooling around on me. I certainly didn‟t want to fuck him myself. If someone else wanted him, it was no big loss to me! It was that he‟d had so little self-control, he couldn‟t even wait until I was safely elsewhere. At work, or my sister‟s house, or at a movie with my girlfriends. I fumed about it, and fumed, and fumed some more. Maybe I should file for divorce. I had, after all, caught him red-handed—with his eager hand inside Christy‟s lacy red double-D bra, and his pants around his ankles. Sometime during this week-long mental bitch-fest, Al called and invited me to lunch. I had the next afternoon off, so we agreed to meet at a bar close to his office. We‟d done this every few months over the past decade, so it was a comfortable tradition that I looked forward to. This time, though, Al surprised me. He knew how upset I was over Norman‟s indiscretion, and wanted to soothe my ruffled emotions. “Christy does this all the time,” he assured me over a round of potent drinks. “I‟ve gotten used to it. She doesn‟t mean anything by it, that‟s just the way she is.” I knew exactly what she was. A horny bitch who enjoyed flaunting her big tits, and needed proof that every man found her irresistible. Al studied me a moment, then suggested a novel way to relieve my righteous anger. “Sauce for the goose,” he grinned, saluting me with his martini. “Turn the tables, find yourself a lover!” I couldn‟t believe what he‟d just suggested, and blamed it on the drinks. But I‟d had more than my usual limit, and was just tipsy enough to consider it. “Do you know,” I
And I can make it last a long time. and should be home by now. so that was a huge thrill for me. every single time. “Now that is a crying shame. Sometimes when Norman‟s at work. “You deserve better than that. “he is absolutely lousy in bed.” “I‟d like to fuck you both sometime!” I couldn‟t believe what I‟d just said. “His name is Bob.” Hot tingles were starting to swirl around my stomach. what I was about to do. A little drunk. He had the biggest bed I‟d ever seen. “Bob only works half-days on Friday. us being friends for so long.” Al snickered. I hadn‟t been kissed by anyone but Norman since high school. I was surprised to find that he wasn‟t a gorgeous sex god. in an understated kind of way. maybe. “Just what did you have in mind?” I teased. he looked as ordinary as Al and Norman. when he thinks I‟m asleep. And that was not an opportunity he intended to pass up. stroking my fingers in an intimate caress. he‟s our accountant at the car dealership. panting in quick. .” I was feeling distinctly intrigued now. “I‟m not huge. My skirt fell away. I was starting to get a little nervous now. Like that cute black guy with the foot-long dick. He swirled his olive around in his drink. either. that I meant it. “How big?” He glanced around to make sure we weren‟t being overheard. but definitely serious. Al led me into Bob‟s bedroom. we arrived at Bob‟s house. “Norman likes to watch sex movies on the computer. And Al was a very good kisser. as the drinks started to wear off. “I‟d like that. but Al eased me onto the bed and started kissing me to relax me. If I can ever help. I‟d never felt this much pleasure from a man before.” My head was starting to spin just a little. They‟re always finding excuses to visit the back office. and couldn‟t wait for the ecstasy I was sure would follow. But he was nice. The distinctive bulge in his pants was proof of that. I know just the man for you. I grinned at him. if he had you first. but I‟m not tiny. It‟s only fair.” Al looked startled. you just let me know. And he‟s real popular with the ladies. leaning close enough to whisper in his ear. then thoughtful.” His voice was cautiously low. and definitely eager to please. “Bob‟s not black. and began to fondle my tits. Chills of excitement chased up and down my spine when he unbuttoned my blouse. after racquetball practice. “How about now?” he suggested. It didn‟t take me long to forget where I was. Al took a long look at me. In fact. “But if we did. I‟ve seen him in the showers. Naked. Al was attractive. Then he laid a hand over mine. I use his login. with a quick thrill. ragged gasps. too. But if it‟s big you want. Mandy. emptying my glass again. I arched up against his roaming hands and mouth. His dick is tiny! And he cums in two minutes flat.” “Call him. “I‟ve seen some of the big studs in those movies.” I whispered. considering. and watch them myself. you‟d have to let me go first. And I know I‟d never be able to satisfy you. He‟s built like a damned horse.” “When?” My voice was breathless now with anticipation. I‟ve never managed to get off even once with him. And I was getting horny enough from the drinks and his provocative offer that it seemed like the best kind of solution. I forget his name. But I realized. and realized that I was serious. but he‟s definitely big. and my panties quickly followed.” he finally said.” Ten minutes later.confided.
“All afternoon. slowly stroking his cock. wiggling it back and forth in an erotic motion. “I don‟t know if I can do this. and rolled onto his back. “You have the most gorgeous body.” I half-laughed. I could move at my own speed. Again and again he eased out and then lunged. then traced a line of fire between my thighs. as I tried lowering myself. I was sure this was exactly what I‟d needed! Al eased deeper and deeper. and slowly enter me. and felt me buck in response. so close. I was beside myself with ecstasy! This was more than I‟d ever dared to dream of! And yet…despite all his efforts. all right.” I opened my eyes to see Bob standing naked by the bed.” he whispered in my ear. and felt his cock press up against my wet pussy. Up close. stiffen. How lucky could one woman get. taking him a little deeper with each avid thrust. it was something I‟d always wanted to try—and never had the chance.” His breath was starting to quicken. I‟ve wanted you for a long time.” “You have?” The words came out as a strangled squeak. It felt hot and hard against my sensitive flesh. If Al could make me feel so wonderful with his delightful six inches. this time in anticipation. Sweet wildfire seared through me as the head of his cock penetrated. Al had been right. Then he thrust deep again. if that‟s what it takes. I was so close. “Just take it slow. I moaned as I felt him quiver. as his mouth traveled from my breasts down over my flat stomach. it jumped with a life of its own.” he advised. Frantically I reached for him. “I‟m sorry!” he gasped. and strained up against him. He grinned. I moaned again. stretching me even more than Al‟s lovely cock had. “I know you‟re close! Maybe Bob can finish what I started. when you‟ve met Al for lunch. and I gasped in . stroking my tits with appreciative hands. what could another three inches do? Al stroked my tits again. until he was completely filling me. “You grew up on a farm. “If I‟d known…it was this good…I‟d have suggested this…years ago!” His agile fingers did something incredible between my thighs. Grinning. Even at his peak. Just relax and enjoy!” I was enjoying. while Bob lowered himself onto the mattress and began to kiss me. “Time for the ride of your life!” I was torn between nervousness and excitement. He was built like a horse. then climax deep inside my tingling pussy. “I‟ve seen you around the car dealership before. I still couldn‟t quite soar over that final crest! Panting with frustration. then moaned with delight as I felt him slide back up. right?” he asked. it seemed huge! But if I was on top. nervous again.“We have plenty of time. You‟re an easy lady to notice! And a hard one to forget!” The fire was spreading now as I tentatively rocked back and forth. he pulled away until only the head of his cock was inside me. picking up speed with each vigorous push. as he collapsed beside me. quivering steel. snuggled between two sexy guys who both wanted only to please her? When my hands curled around Bob‟s cock. Gingerly I straddled him. I moaned with excitement. And to be honest. with Boring Norman. I felt like I‟d died and gone to heaven. that helpless whimpers began to escape me. “Sure. Eight or nine inches of solid. Norman had never been half that big. until we were humping up and down in frenzied rhythm.
” he panted. it felt even better this way! Norman had never bothered experimenting with different positions. easing into me with expert skill. treating me to the most exquisite pleasure I‟d ever experienced. I wanted to sob with frustration as I felt his huge cock leave my body. It makes him desperate to prove that he‟s as rugged and manly as his best buddy. Behind me. “we fuck!” It was like riding one of those mechanical bulls you see on TV. and began to stroke my heaving breasts while he kissed my open mouth. flexing his lean hips. I began to moan in ragged gasps as he quickened the pace. and Bob‟s hoarse groans. they gave out under my weight. Norman doesn‟t like it when I go to lunch with Al.wondering shock. Bob caught his breath in delight as a second sweet orgasm caught me off guard. He never has. please. I heard Al‟s triumphant laugh. “Now. “Oh. make me cum!” Grinning. I think I screamed! From a great distance. you have to call an expert. All I could do was hold on for dear life as he lunged up beneath me. faster and more urgently than I‟d ever imagined possible. clutching his shoulders. He thinks my smile was for his remarkable sexual prowess. ***** So now I know. and I felt massive spurts of milky white cum spurting into me. and I bucked and shuddered beneath him. If you want something done right. already snoring. My legs were suddenly so weak. But then he was back. then exploded through my straining body in fierce orgasmic bursts. I yelped as he suddenly filled me completely. I‟d had no idea that being on my knees could make the pleasure even more intense! Al eagerly slipped under me. “Make me cum!” I begged. then straddled me from behind. Then he stiffened. The wildfire was spreading through every vein in my body. Suddenly I felt it. And oh. He‟s falling asleep beside me now. he rolled me over. like an out-of-control avalanche! Hot spasms clutched in my belly. when Bob and I are going to meet again— and fuck each other right! . He doesn‟t know that I‟m already fantasizing about next Friday afternoon. Just knowing that I‟d given these two magnificent men such intense pleasure sent another thrill racing through me. rock-hard and thudding with passion. Bob pumped away like a steam engine gathering speed. I couldn‟t care less.