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times we laugh together- I guess I fell in love with our friends hip 2. All my life I thought I needed the perfect setting, the perfect opportunity & the perfect way to tell someone I love them but suddenly, I realized I don t need any of that because I now it ll be perfect as long as I m saying it to you. 3. You only have 3 choices when it comes to love: give up, give in and give it y our all. You just need to decide - which one is worth it. 4. If we re perfect for each other, and if we re meant to be with each other, we wil l be with each other. Maybe not now, or tomorrow, but later, and I can promise y ou that. 5. A couple was celebrating their 1st year anniversary. The man gave the woman a dead rose attached 2 it. The woman felt insulted & slapped d man. Sad part is, the note read: this s me w/o you. 6. Someday I ll die. No more tal s, laughter and tears. But there will always be t races to live by. If I die surely my life would end but when I die, you can stil l continue tal ing and I ll listen. 7. You re the reason I live, you re the reason I d die, you re the reason I smile yet br ea down and cry. You re the reason I eep going and the reason I fall. But without you in my life, I m nothing at all. 8. Some people are plain fools, some are really stupid. When you love someone wh o doesn t love you bac desperately, you are a fool. If you don t have any idea that somewhere, somebody loves you, you re stupid. Admittedly, I now I m a fool. I just hope that you aren t stupid. 9. Everyone in this world is different, but the people who are truly brave enoug h to show their differences are considered embarrassing or not normal. Maybe, th e normal people in this world are just scared to show who they really are 10. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someo ne who will ta e the bus with you when the limo brea s down. -Oprah Winfrey
12. If you thin a guy is too good to be true, then he is -Oprah Winfrey
14. What s the hardest part in ending a relationship? Not the feeling of letting g o, not the part of goodbye, but going through every damn day and having to remem ber it. 15. We don t choose the person we fall for or get attracted with it just hits us li e a speeding bullet and BANG!!! We couldn t feel it at first, unless we see ourselv es bleeding
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One night, they argued. The next day, the guy gave flowers and chocolates. T sat and loo ed at the stars. is this your way of saying sorry? no, this is my way of saying goodbye.
11. If there ever comes a day when we can t be together, stay there forever. -Winnie the Pooh
eep me in your heart, I ll
16. We used to thin that life is a fairytale: full of magic, exciting, vivid! B ut that was a long time ago Now we now that there s more to life than just happily ever after 17. We ve learned that we get wiser each day And no fairy can lead us to happy endin g. We decide, we struggle And somehow we begin to understand That we have the power to ma e each day better than yesterday. 18. Always ma e your absence felt; in such a way that somebody misses you. But l et not your absence be so long that somebody starts to learn to live without you . 19. Being bro en hearted is li e having a bro en pair of ribs loo s li e there s nothing wrong but every breath hurts
20. Waiting for someone you love is never easy. It may even be irrelevant especi ally if the one you love isn t aware that you re waiting 21. it s hard to fall in love again, when you re still attached to your past. You mu st learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. It s not easy to do but so metimes, you just have to. 22. its best to wait for the one available, best to wait for the one you love th an the one who s around, best to wait for the right one because life is too short to be wasted on the wrong one. 23. When you love, you thought you would never get tired. You thought it would n ever end. But sometimes, you need to be tired to realize that love too can end e specially if it wasn t meant to be. 24. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I ten d to hold my pillow tight. It s you that I m thin ing when I lay down at night. And you are the reason I can t sleep without saying goodnight. 25. You wanted friendship, I gave it to you. You wanted me to care for you, I di d. You made me fall in love with you, I fell for you. You wanted to brea my hea rt, I m giving it all to you coz I ll always love you. 26. Somewhere in your heart try to find a place for me, somewhere in your heart I won t care where it would be. One little corner might not mean so much to you, b ut one little corner is all I as of you. 27. When you truly care for someone, you don t loo for faults, you don t loo for m ista es, instead you fight for the mista es, you expect the faults and you overl oo the excuses. 28. People seldom say I love you. And when they do it s either too late or the lov e is gone. But when I say I love you, it doesn t mean you have to stay but I wish you ll never go away. 29. Would you be ind to let yourself be my teddy bear? Someone I could hug, I c ould iss, I could cry on. But don t worry about loo ing for your own teddy bear b ecause you already got me. 30. Everyday I wal towards you, hoping that I d somehow get to be with u, for at least a moment. But it s hard for me to catch up with you if you re also trying to c atch up with someone else. 181. Imagine your life pag wala a o. Walang malambing, walang ma ulit, walang na
on the outside, it
182. Wag a ng mag- isip at bigyan ng dahilan ang isip para isipin siya. Masaya ang buhay aya mabuhay a ng masaya. 183. Kahit anong bagal ng pagla ad mo, ung hindi a naman niya gustong habulin, hindi a talaga maaabutan, ahit na mag- stop over a pa. 184. Sa college: > anya anyang dis arte > di uso ang section > di uso ang good moral > walang masyadong guidance > walang principal s office > sa quiz, di uso one whole, yellow pad ang in Pero alam mo ung ano ang pina amasarap sa pagiging college na wala sa elementar y at highschool? Hindi uso ang cleaners. 185. Mahirap magtago ng si reto lalo na unga ng si retong tinatago mo ay ang mi smong bagay na gusto mong ipagsigawan sas mundo.
187. Girl: Anong mas pipiliin mo, dota o a o? Boy: Dota. G: Ba it? B: Ang dota asi pwedeng laruin pero i aw hindi asi masyado itang mahal para p aglaruan at sa tan. 188. Hirap umasa sa hindi mo alam ung ano a bas a anya. Hindi mo alam ung sa n a dapat lumugar. Hirap magdesisyon asi minsan a ala mo mahal a niya pero an g totoo, pinasasaya a lang niya asi alam niyang mahal mo siya. 189. Pag tinanong a ng iba, Marami namang iba diyan, ba it siya pa? Eto isagot mo sa anila, Kung nauuhaw a, iinumin mo ba ang dagat dahil tubig din yun? 190. Never trust words of love whispered at a beach, under the moon or any roman tic and beautiful place or ideal momen. Kalo ohan yun. Pero apag na- flat ang g ulong ng sasa yan, mainit na mainit ang araw, masa it ang ulo ninyo, nag a ainis an na ayo at sinabi niyang mahal a niya, dun a maniwala. In short, you will now that true love wor s with someone if they still love the other person even a t the worst times of their lives.
191. Sabi nila, it is not the students fault if they fail in their subjects. Why ? It is because the year has 365 days and when you ta e this into consideration: Sundays and rest days = 52/ year Days left: 313 Summer= 50 days, mahirap mag- aral apag mainit Days left: 263 Sleep, elangan 8 hours araw araw = 130 days Days left: 141 Relaxation, elangan 1hr/ day sabi nila good for health = 15 days Days left: 126 Food, 3 meals/ snac time 2 hours estimate, dapat chew properly = 30 days Days left: 96 Chitchat, as a social animal sabihin ng 1hr/day ay na i ipagchi ahan = 15 days Days left: 81 Exams = mga 35 days
186. Ang pag- ibig ay hindi hinihintay. Hindi hinahanap. At mas lalong hindi ang dumarating. Ito pala ay dapat inaagaw.
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Days left: 46 Fiestas/ Holidays for rally = 37 Days left: 9 Illness, nag a asa it a rin naman minsan let us say 4 days a year Days left: 5 Orgs, syempre may orgs act pa, 4 days para dun Days left: 1 One day left and that day is your birthday. How can you study on that day? Day left: 0! Wala! None! Saan mo ngayon isisingit ang pag- aaral? 192. Isang reple syon: Kung sa mundong ito, normal at tama lang patayin ang mga taong ayaw mo. Sa tingin mo ba, buhay a pa hanggang ngayon? 193. Di o sinsadyang mapalapit sa yo. Nagising a ong di o na ayang wala a. Hin di o alam ung ba it. Basta ang alam o, parte a na ng buhay o apag wala a, ulang a o. 193. Progress notes ng isang malanding nurse: - receive patient conscious, coherent and handsome with great smile, nice eyes a t super hotness lever - GSH (great sense of humor) assessed - THB (totally hot body) inspected - friendster chec ed and recorded - (+) sign of intelligence and wealth - (-) sign of boastfulness - conversation rendered - encouraged flirting - needs very much attended - due cellphone number given - TLC (tender lovin care) rendered - endorsed to best friend 194. Ang tunay na aibigan ay atulad ni Doraemon. Kapag humiling a, tatanggi s a una. Pero hindi a din matitiis. Sasamahan a din sa mga alo ohan mo. Sasa ay din sa mga agustuhan mo. Pero sa banding huli, tuturuan a pa rin ng le siyon para malaman mo ung ano ang tama. 195. Minsan elangan mo din ma alimot para i aw naman ang maalala. 196. Sa buhay, hindi mahalaga ung anong meron a at ung anong narrating mo. An g mahalaga ay may ala na mura, may tunay na tropa at may jowa ang pwedeng iram pa. 197. Pwedeng lahat ng taong darating sayo, marunong umunawa, magpahalaga at matu tunan ang mahalin. Sa maga yun, piliin mo yung hindi marunong magsawa asi laha t marunong magmahal pero hindi lahat nagtatagal. 198. Ang pag ibig ay parang ulan. Kung elan hindi a handa ts a naman bubuhos. Kahit anong tago mo, mababasa a. Ang masa lap pa ung elan nag- eenjoy a na t sa a titila at mawawala. 199. If your crush eeps staring at you and you can t help but notice, just tell h im/ her this: Kalma lang. Ma i ita mo pa a o bu as. 200. Symptoms of certified single: - palagi nasa bahay - panalo ang social life - hayop sa tulog
Symptoms of certified ta en: - walang pera - mu hang laspag - uripot - blooming para hindi iwan - walang social life undi jowa niya - may simcard siyang sun - palaging wala sa bahay - boring ausap 201. Sabi nila, Enough na! Sabi nila, Move on na! Sabi nila, Bitawan mo na. Alam mo an g sabi o? Simple lang naman, Paano ung bu as mahal na niya a o, sayang naman di ba? 202. Nung iniwan mo a o pinilit ong alimutan a pero apag nag- iisa a o i aw pa din nasa isip o. Nag ulang ba a o para iwan mo? O napasobra pa ang pagmamaha l o para pagsawaan mo? 203. Ang buhay daw ay parang peli ula. Pero ba it ganun? Sa peli ula o, siya an g bida. Sa peli ula niya, nahagip lang a o ng camera. 204. Tatlong college students, nagpagalingan ung paano nila mapapasagot and isa ng girl Engineering student: Igagawa ita ng mala i at matibay na bahay basta bas a pagp aso mo, handa a na din maging bahagi ng buhay o. Nursing student: I will ta e care of you for the rest of our life basta ba forev er a ng na a- confine sa puso o. Law student: Simple lang ang sasabihin o. Oo o hindi lang ang sagot, pumapayag a ba magpa ulong sa mundo o sa asong pagnana aw ng puso o? 205. Klase ng mga manginginom: Point guard mahilig magpass ng tagay The transporter palipat lipat ng pwesto, iwas tagay The martyr nagpapanggap na aya pa ahit senglot na Kid senti dami naaalala apag na ainom na The fugitive maglalahong parang bula Kung fu ung fumulutan malupit, tirador ng pulutan, ginagawang picnic The chosen one official runner sa tindahan, bili ng yosi, yelo, ala Spiderman gumagapang na sa daan pag- uwi alasingan 206. Hindi a manlalamig sa taong mahal mo ung hindi a na i ipaglandian sa iba . 207. Ang lala i nadaling mahalin apag pogi, galnte o may otse. Ang hindi nila alam, mas masarap nahalin ang lala ing walang maipagmamala i undi i aw. 208. Naaalala mo ba yung taong minahal mo? Minahal mo pero sina tan a. Galit na g alit a at ayaw mo na siya ma ita. Hmm. If I now, pag na ita mo siya, pa- cut e a pa rin. 209. Harapin mo lang yung mga bagay na a ala mo hindi mo aya. Parehas lang yun eh. Kahit bu as o ngayon, yun pa rin yun.
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210. 12 midnight: (Boy was drun and calls his special friend.) B: Hello! Anong ginagawa mo? G: Tulog na, gabi na aya. B: Hindi mo man lang hinintay tawag o? G: Hindi eh. B: Namiss mo ba a o? G: At ba it ita mamimiss? B: Kunwari a pa, mahal mo lang din naman a o eh. G: Ganun? Matulog a na. Anto na din a o. (Pagbaba ng phone.) G: Hay, sana lagi na lang siyang lasing para a o ang mahal niya. B: Hay, sana habang buhay na lang a ong malasing para mag a la as loob a ong mas abing mahal o siya. 211. You now its love when you have been saying goodbye for the last half hour but you re still not ready to leave.
213. Though my days hav been hell at tyms, I stil rsrve a reason 2 smle. Though destiny seemed 2 test my strength wth all those shit, I stil mnaged 2 eep my fa te. Bcoz I nw,tht after evry frea ing tear dat falls from my eyes comes a new s par of hppiness that s even greater than every suc ing pain I felt. Damn! I sti ll believe in happy endings. 214. In a perfect world, we would never need to apologize. We would never spea a thoughtless word or let each other down or brea each other s heart. Love would conquer all and there would always be happy endings. But this isn t a perfect worl d and sometimes people learn things the hard way. We do things we can t ta e bac no matter how hard we try. I want to say I m sorry for causing you so much pain, f or giving you reason to doubt how much I care. I m sorry with all my heart that I can t give you that perfect world. 215. Gravitation can t be held responsible for people falling in love.
217. Never ta e someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart becau se you might wa e up one day and realize that you ve lost a diamond while you re bus y collecting stones. 218. When you run so fast to get somewhere, you moss the fun of getting there. L ife is not a race, so ta e it slower. Hear the music before the song is over. 219. Falling down doesn t mean ma e a person a failure but staying down does. So a lways remember that no one is perfect and when you fall so hard just bounced bac higher. 220. When you love, never stic only to what your heart feels. Remember that som etimes, using your brain is a necessity. Next, never use your eyes to cry for th e one who fooled you, instead use it to search for the right one. Lastly, don t be scared to brea up. Keeping a relationship with an evil one is much scary. Ta e note; love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every conse quence; someone whom you can call the one rather than mine.
216. Now, than s to you. I m scared to fall in love again. my heart when I expected you to be the last one to do it. my heart bro en and in pieces and you don t even bother to all along o thought you new me better that everyone else. wonder if you even new me at all.
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212. The minute you thin of giving up, thin ong.
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221. Love not because you li e that person or because you care. Love not because you now that you can t live without that person. Instead, just love and forget a bout why. 222. Somebody once as ed me, How do you hold love? I answered, With my hands wide o pen, my heart ready to let go and let the other grow. And that somebody as ed, Wha t if it hurts you? I smiled and said, Then it means your doing it right. 223. I am not a perfect girl. My hair doesn t always stay in place. I spill a lot of thins and I m pretty clumsy. But when I thin about it and ta e a step bac , I remember how amazing my life truly is and that maybe I li e being imperfect. 224. For every last bruise they gave you, for all the time you sat in tears, for the million ways they ve hurt you just tell them, You bro e my world but you made me strong! 225. Boy I feel sorry for you, there was a girl that would have done anything fo r you. She might not be the one prettiest or the smartest but I can guarantee yo u, she would have given the world to you. 226. If people have to leave us in one way or another, it would be best if they will do it 100% lie- free and just slap the truth in our faces. We all do deserv e something better than just lame excuses because lies in all sort do ma e us ap pear stupid, after them giving us a ton of pain. 227. Sometimes it s not easy to forgive and forget because seeing the person who h urt you means scratching the scar and letting it bleed once more. 228. The sad situation is not the discovery that your prince is committed to som eone else. What s truly pathetic is how you try to snatch the princess role for you rself when really you re just the witch who gets in the way. 229. I m not a good lover. I mess up. I start fights. I get jealous easily. I am d emanding and I get mad always/ but there are three things I do love about myself : I don t play, I give my all and I love deeply. 230. All along I was just scared to believe every word he says because everythin g ends up being lies, scared to fall and not be able to get up, but most of all I m scared to get my heart bro en so I held a lot of feelings bac but my heart br o en anyway. 231. In princess hours, Janelle told Troy that people meet again after 2500 mill ion years. Therefore, they ll see each other once more. Troy said, I ll wait for you then we can fall in love. But Janelle said, Don t, for after 2500 million years, I now I ll still love someone else. 232. Never let anyone ma e you feel that you don t deserve what you want. You are worthy of your happiness. What they say don t change anything, it doesn t change you unless you let it. 233. It doesn t matter what other people thin or say. I don t live to please them. What matters is, I made the most of what I have. I had fun. I learned from what I ve done and I ve lived through it all despite the gossips and intrigues. That s bein g real; just live a life fearless of other people s shadow. 234. In this life, you can t avoid gossip and un ind words from others. Whatever y ou do, you ll never please everyone. Remember: if you weren t anything, they wouldn t bother.
235. The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you re not going t o stay where you are. 236. They say that past is past. We need to move on to see the future. But how c an we move on when our past id the only thing we ever wanted in the future. 237. Being with him ma es me feel li e once in my life I don t have to wor so har d on being happy. It just happens. 238. There are just some heartaches in this world that I choose to endure. Once my heart has decided, I live to love that person without question, guilt and hes itation. Yes, even if every moment with him is bittersweet, he will remain my sw eetest downfall. 239. No mater how painful your decisions have been, as long as you can sleep wel l, it means that you made the right choice. 240. It s easy ee that person Wouldn t it be hand, touching you tomorrow. to convince yourself that your not in love with someone until you s one day and then the heart damn whispers, Here we go again. sweet when your lying on your bed with your loved one holding your your hair while saying, Just go to sleep, don t worry. I ll still love I still love you. You ll sm
241. Someday, a past love will come bac to you and say, ile and say, I now but I just don t care anymore.
242. One sweet thing someone can offer is to ma e me laugh even though I refuse to smile. 243. Sometimes laughing isn t something you do for fun. Sometimes it s a relief when you have nowhere to run. 244. Sometimes I can say that I moved on. But deep inside, I now I m stranded. I don t now how long I ll be li e this but as long as I feel love, there will always be pain. 245. Sometimes I wish you could listen to my favorite songs because the lyrics t hey sing are the words I m too scared to say. 246. The stolen glance is the oldest tric we now yet definitely the most obvio us sign of hidden admiration. 247. I ve heard that it s impossible to grow up. I have just never met anyone who ha s done it. We re all li e children. We throw tantrums when things don t go our way. We cry in our rooms when the pain gets too tough. We yearn for innocence when li fe throws us reality. And li e children, we hope and just never stop hoping. 248. It s the silence that tells it all. Sometimes it s not about the yelling and th e tears. All it ta es is for two people to sit beside each other and feel that s omething is wrong, that what was their before isn t there anymore, that they re mise rable when they re apart but they re much worse when they re together. And that there are only two options left either they sit still and ignore the pain or one of th em gathers enough courage to stand up and wal away. 249. A real man plays bas etball not just as sport but in the game of life. A re al man cries even when in front of a girl. A real man wears pin without hesitat ion. A real man never fights without a reason. A real man shows fidelity to a re lationship. A real man respect girls in all aspect. And a real man ends a relati onship before he starts fooling around.
250. If fate favors you one day and you are as ed what you want to be, don t wish to be someone else because I tell you, you are wonderful the way you are. 252. Any man can be a father. But it ta es someone special to be a dad.
254. Why do I call you my friend? It is because senseless thoughts turn into sen sible conversations or because frowns become laughter no matter how painful the problem gets. Those are just few of the many reasons. The best I thin is that w e may not be living in the same world, may not experience the same life, may not share the same memories but we re still the same. We re still friends no matter how vague life gets. 255. You might find out that the thing you hate so much night be the very same t hing you ll miss when it s gone. 256. What ma es us foolish? It is when it hurts seeing the one you love with som ebody yet you eep on staring. 257. It ta es a boy you really li e to ma e you smile and a boy you really love to ma e you cry. 258. Every person you bump into has a purpose so you as yourself, erson touch my life? with you, I never as ed. I just than ed.
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260. I m the ind of girl who doesn t really care about my loo s, the way I dress an d the way I wear my shoes. I don t wear too much ma e- up and I don t really care ab out my actions. I li e the way I laugh and I love the way I smile. Often times, people misjudge me because of my personality but anyway, I can wal silently and everybody notices me unli e others who wal confidently and believe that they a re pretty. 261. I love my friends. I love how they laugh at me whenever I crac stupid jo e s. I love how they laugh with me whenever I feel high. I love how they get angry whenever I forget my responsibilities. I love how they get irritated whenever I tease them. I love how they put my heart bac together after it was torn apart by some stupid ass and yeah I love how they seem to ma e the world euphoric with just a hug or pat on the bac and I m in love with the idea that you are one of t hem. 262. Sometimes being alone gives you space to grow. Sometimes it s hard to grow wh en you re to close to someone. Remember that trees are planted far from each other so they can spread their branches and mature. 263. I love pictures because the best thing about it is that it never changes ev en when the people in it do.
265. There s a little truth behind every just idding, a little curiosity behind e very just wondering, a little nowledge behind every I don t now, a little emotio n behind every I don t care and a little ic of lie behind the distant eyes of so meone saying I don t love you. 266. If I were to ta e anything from you without getting noticed, I d ta e all the
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now if I m getting over him or I m just getting used to the pain.
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loneliness in your heart because I don t want a person li e you to be hurt when y ou deserve the best in life. 267. I love to sleep because my life has a tendency to fall apart when I m awa e. 268. Sometimes, no matter how much you li e one another there are things that e ep you from becoming together. Maybe you just have to accept the fact that there are certain things that have happened that will forever eep you as friends, ju st friends. 269. Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts you just be strong and act li e t he way you always do because strong walls just sha e but never collapse. 270. When you say you re committed to someone, it doesn t necessarily mean that you re in love with the person. Feelings are very short lived. You may be in love with the person now but sometimes you end up hating him/her. Commitment is not all a bout mere feelings. It s about the need to be with the person. A need that says, no matter how bad the weather become, I m willing to stay. 271. They met but the timing isn t right. She has her reasons and he has his. They r e both confused so they decided to part ways. She wants him to wait; he said he will whatever it ta es. Years later, they saw each other again but too much time has passed, too late to ma e it wor . Lesson? People change so does the heart. Seize the moment for in truth nobody waits forever. 272. You don t have to eep me as a special person in your life. Don t worry, I don t expect. But somehow I wish for something else that when you thin of me at least you smile. 273. Its hard to be attached to be somebody li e your used to all the routines h e does to you every single day as if you ll not live without it then suddenly it w ill be stopped without apparent reasons. The worst part of it is that you can t bl ame him because in the first place, you re not even lovers. 274. It s sad when people ma e promises and brea them, when they tell us things a nd we later realize that they re all lies. It s sad when someone come. Stic s to his promise, never told lies but because of the bro en truth in our pasts, we can n o longer distinguish lies from truth. 275. I don t now why I won t learn that my Romeo isn t ready to die for me, that my p rince charming isn t interested to now who owns the other half of my glass shoes, that my Jac would just leave me dying in the sun en ship, that my Peter Pan wo nt be with me forever and that the person I gave my heart to will never realize that there s a happily ever after that can be found in me. 276. I can hide that pain that I feel and ma e others thin that I can move on. But I can never deny the truth that the person who hurt me is still the person I wish to love me.
279. I don t wish to be everything to everyone but I would li e to be something to someone. 280. My frustrating realizations: - You find the perfect love but in a wrong time.
278. I don t believe in the word you learned it.
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277. Note to self: when you li e him and he e he nows he can.
nows it, he ll drive you crazy becaus you fuc ed up and now
- You find the perfect one but he s not in love with you. - You find the perfect one but you must be loyal to someone else. - You got the perfect loo s but no one ta es you seriously. - You met the perfect personality but you re bound to be just friends. - You got brains but you got a frail heart. - You find the courage but it s just too late. - You re ready to love but you don t now where to start. How ironic life can be! = ) 281. People may destroy my image, stain my personality but they can t ta e away my character because no matter what, I m admired by people who really now me. 282. One sad irony of self is that we always now what s right for others while th ere are certain wrong things we pursue on our own. 283. You now what s cute? It s when you re sad then he/she smiles at you and suddenly you feel fine. 284. The only way you ll now how important something in your life is when it gets ta en away from you by someone who can ta e good care of it better than you. 285. Maybe, just maybe if he nows I love him he ll love me bac . But aren t my acti ons enough to ma e him feel the things I cannot say or he just really don t care? 286. I never lose hope in the person I chose to love though that person is the r eason my heart aches, who cares? He s the same reason why my heart beats anyway. 287. Just a little warning: do not be too sweet to anybody you don t li e. It s so h eartbrea ing of you ll left them hanging especially when both of you realized that he/she fell for you just because you let them. 288. I have learned to stop loving someone. Unfortunately, I m starting not to lov e anyone else either. 289. Having someone to sit beside you is nice. Having someone to wipe your tears away is great. Having someone to hug you to sleep at night is wonderful. But tr ust me, being that somebody to someone feels even better. 290. When two people are really in love with each other, they won t ever let go ev en if it hurts a thousand times more. 291. I m not somebody you can rely on all the time. I can t always turn your tears i nto smile but even if I can t be the greatest person at all still I ll be the greate st friend when you fall. 292. When you can t remember why you re hurt, that s the time when you re healed. 293. My life s worst scenario: it is when people assume that they now me even wit hout trying to get to now me and they judge me from my actions without nowing the reason behind it. 294. It s not easy to state a reason why you fall out of love. Some might thin it s just an excuse. Some might actually not believe. Some will blame you. Some migh t even get mad at you. What they don t see is the fact that it hurts even more to hurt someone who doesn t deserve to be hurt especially when you can t actually state the reason why you ve fallen out of love. 295. In my life, I never tried to impress someone for them to li e me because wh en I do, I will have to eep that image for the rest of my life and it s hard to p retend to be somebody else. I may not be that close to perfection li e other peo ple do but who cares? It s not them whom I live for anyway. What matters is that I
now myself and I now how I loo li e inside out and I m worth it. This is me as what they say, If you can t handle me at my worst, then you don t deserve me at my b est. 296. I miss someone as ing me where I am. I miss someone bugging me at night. I miss someone missing me. I miss someone wanting my hug. I miss someone wanting m e beside him. I miss someone who cares for me a lot. I miss someone reminding me how special I am. I miss being important to someone. 297. You now what s the best thing about our friendship? It s the first word of thi s message. 298. A girl is special, created by God. If you praise her, she thin s you re lying . If you don t, you re good for nothing. If she tal s, she wants you to listen. If y ou listen, she wants you to tal . If you iss her, you re not a gentleman, if you don t, you re not a man. If you agree to all her li es, you re a wimp. If you don t, you r e not understanding. So simple yet so complicated. So weird yet so beautiful. Th at s a girl. A non- understandable creature but definitely ma es a guy complete. 299. Isn t it unusual to fall for someone you thought you would never li e? Love i s li e that, it never tells you when to fall and who will catch you. It just com es and what hurts more is that it won t even tell when it will go. 300. I hate forcing myself to let go of one person that I need in my life. It s th e only thing that ma es sense. But at the same time, it s the same thing that comp licates me. I now that I am better off without that person yet I feel empty whe never I try to let go. So now I as , is emptiness better than constant hurting? 301. Yes, it can be nice when people who have a lot in common date each other. B ut isn t it more fun to date someone who you can argue with? Then in the end, agre e to disagree and hold each other tight. I mean really, why would you date yours elf? 302. Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but they j ust now that things will get worse if they stay. 303. I m so hurt because I can t have the person I truly love. But it s o ay because I now somewhere out there; dozens are also hurt nowing that they can t have me. 304. When people hurt you, thin of them as sandpapers. They may rub and scratch you painfully but eventually you ll end up smooth and polished while they end up worn out and ugly. 305. Sometimes, we realize to change for the better just when the situation gets worse. We realize to finally correct our mista es just when those mista es have become irreversible. We finally decide to prove ourselves worthy just when the person whom you want to prove your worth has already decided you re not wroth it. Damn, why are the best lessons learned when the test is over? 306. Being someone s first love may be great. But to be their last is beyond perfe ct.
308. Have you ever as ed yourself why does everything in this world have to be c omplicated? Why do we have to see lots of varieties and choices yet we only need one? Why can t everything be just so simple? That s life, enjoy it. It doesn t matter if you pic the wrong one after all, how will you now which is right of you do n t now which is wrong. 309. Here s a sweet truth:
307. Why ruin the perfectly beautiful petals of a flower when you start that he loves you not.
new from the
Someday, someone will wal into your life and ma e you realize why it never wor e d out with anyone else. Here s the sad catch: When you eep on waiting but nobody comes, it means that you ve already let that on e pass you by. 310. Life is li e ta ing our photographs. We often pose the way we want to be se en by others. But sometimes, by ta ing the stolen shots, they capture who we rea lly are. 311. A lot of women spend most of their time improving their loo s not their bra ins. Why? It is because they now that boys are stupid but not blind. 312. Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them. - Desperate Housewives 313. They're the type of couple who everybody envies, the couple who represents so much happiness and eternity, the couple who almost seemed unreal and both, gi rl and boy, fit so perfectly together, as if they were meant to be that way. The couple who's been together since high school, now been married for twenty years , and still so in love, just li e they started dating a month ago. 314. The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resi des. - Audrey Hepburn 315. Whenever everything falls into place, feels just how it should and it's all up to my expectations, there always feels li e there's something missing. But I can never put my finger to it. I've got a lot of wonderful things in my life, y et, it just feels so incomplete. And then I realize that it's you, you're not wi th me. 316. This is the real life. You don't always get what you want, and things don't always go your way. You do something that you wish you hadn't, and you try to l earn from those mista es. Sometimes you learn, and sometimes you don't. Those ar e just decisions you have to ma e. 317. Sometimes I wish that we could just freeze time. Live in the moments that s eem to never end. Be able to stare at your smile forever and to loo into your e yes until it's twenty below in July. Be able to ma e you laugh until the end of time. Just be with you, forever. 318. Find a great song, whether it's disco, or pop, or pun , or whatever. Just t urn up your stereo to eleven, and just dance. And if you have to, eep dancing u ntil you lose yourself or you find yourself again. -One Tree Hill 319. You now you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is final ly better than your dreams<3 -Dr. Seuss 320. Someday you're going to meet someone who drives you mad, who you're going t o fight with and laugh with and do totally insane things for and someone who tur ns your life upside down. 321. You now what's wrong with you, miss whoever-you-are? You re chic en, you've got no guts. You re afraid to stic out your chin and say, "o ay, life's a fact, p eople do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only c
hance anybody's got for real happiness." you call yourself a free spirit, a 'wil d thing,' and you're terrified somebody's gonna stic you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by tulip, Texas or in the east by Somali-land. It s wherever you go because n o matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself. -Brea fast at Tiffany's 322. There is nothing scarier than getting something you want, because then you has something to lose. -The O.C. 323. Knowledge can never replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot. -Spongebob Squarepants (Patric !) 324. A guy and a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, they will fall for each other maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time maybe too late o r maybe forever. -Dave Matthews Band 325. Now just because you deserve this, doesn't mean they're gonna give it to yo u. Sometimes, you got to ta e what's yours. -Coach Carter 326. As we were driving you turned your head around and loo ed right at me you c ouldn't see the road and it was scaring me how beautiful you are when you get cr azy 'cause I have never felt so wea . 327. When you loo in her eyes and she's loo ing bac in yours, everything feels not quite normal because you feel stronger and wea er at the same time. You fee l excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is, you don't now what you feel except you now what ind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it. -Spiderman 328. As we sat at the edge of the sea, my heart never felt so free to feel. Free to feel the rush of the wind, the sun on my face shining through my hair. Free to feel you sitting right here, right here. 329. I definitely feel a lot more comfortable with myself and I care a lot less about what other people thin , because I ve learned when you're in the public eye, people will ta e every opportunity to criticize you whether you deserve it or n ot. Every girl goes through that in one way or another. It s just a way of life. -The Hills 330. The happiest people in life don't have it all. They just ma e the best of w hat they have. 331. There comes a time when every life goes off course. In this desperate momen t, you must choose your direction. Will you fight to stay on the path while othe rs tell you who you are? Or will you label yourself? Will you be honored by your choice? Or will you embr ace your new path? Each morning, you choose to move forward or to simply give up . -One Tree Hill 332. The important element of friendship is communication. That s the reason why m y fingers are still pressing the eys of my phone because I don t want to cut the line that connects us. 333. For every girl with a bro en heart, there s always a boy with a scotch tape. Adhesive is nice but time will come when the paste would wear off and the roll o
f tape would be empty. Then the bro en pieces of her heart would start falling a gain. What she really needs is a man who would lovingly ta e the time to gather the fragments, put them in a pot to melt and reshape it with his heart as the mo ld so it won t fall into pieces again. 334. Others say that it feels so good to be in love, but why does it feels so bi tter to me? 335. It is not destiny that determines love. It is choice. Our so called destiny is a lie. Relationships last long not because they re destined to last long. Rela tionships last long because two brave people made a choice to eep it, to fight for it and to wor for it. Meanwhile, other relationships fail not because they are destined to fail. They failed because one of the two or both made the choice to set each of the other free. 336. We at times sit at one corner alone, appreciating life as we see it thru ou r eyes. Suddenly, someone surprises us, shares that corner until it becomes the world. 337. Bring single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now, it means that you re p retty, sexy and you re ta ing your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. - Sex in the City 338. Sometimes I doubt the existence of the one. They say there s always the right one for you, the one you ll grow old and spend forever with, the one who ll wal yo u home in the rain the right one, but if there is really a right one then why do all the wrong ones feel so right? 339. It has never been a question of who forges but sometimes there s a definite p ain on being the only one who remembers everything.
341. A big jar full of water gets emptied by just a small hole. Meaning? A singl e pain could drain the happiness of a loving heart. 342. It s just something that happens as we age up, we realize that it s not importa nt to have friends, what s important is to have real ones. 343. If yesterday didn t end up the way you planned it always remember that wanted your yesterday to be perfect, He doesn t need to create today. if God
344. If a person ma es you smile and laugh with just little acts, for sure he/ s he can ma e you cry too, right? 345. Being a nurse isn t about grades, it s about being who we are. No boo can teac h you how to cry with a patient. No class can teach you how to tell their family that their parents have died or are dying. No professor can teach you how to fi nd dignity in giving someone a bed bath. A nurse is not about the pills or the c harting. It s about being able to love people when they are at their wea est momen ts. 346. Starting all over again is not that bad for when you restart, you get anoth er chance to ma e things right. 347. They say, Smart people usually have stupid hearts.
I say, With the rate my stu
340. To wal is what I always do. e no longer wal ing with me. Then ople leave you? Then I answered, waiting for people who don t want
But I prefer not to loo bac to people who ar someone as ed me, Why did you just let other pe Life is a long journey. I won t be wasting my time to share the wal with me.
pid heart is going, damn I must be a frea ing genius. 347. Love is li e drin ing a wine. Once you have too much of it, you begin to ac t stupid. Love moderately. 348. When you re committed, it s o ay to go out, to have fun with friends, to party all night and meet new acquaintances. Remember coyote ugly? Always loo availabl e but never be available. 349. Don t always say that there is still time te. because there also a concept of
350. Each day, your heart beats around 100, 000 times. Don t be contented with a b eating heart. Let your heart beats for a reason. 351. Do you now what ma es the first love different? It s the only history in one s life that never repeats itself. 352. The sweetness of a person will ma e you happy but it will bring confusion i f you will see the same person with the same sweetness with someone else. 353. I d rather appreciate one rose and a ind word from a friend while I m here tha n a truc of different flowers when I m gone. 354. Find arms that will hold you at your wea est, eyes that will see you at you r ugliest, a heart that will love you at your worst and not those who will love you just because you are the strongest, the prettiest and the best. 355. I as ed a id, What is love? The id answered, Love is when a puppy lic s your face. I laughed the he added, even after you left him alone all day. 356. When a woman leaves, it is because she has to. But when a man leaves, it is because he has two. 357. If you can t get over it, then don t. You have the every right to torture yours elf. 358. No matter how bitter a coffee gets, a bite of a sweet coo ie changes everyt hing. 359. Despite the numbness of the cold world, there will always be that one perso n who will give you his/ her warm hug. There will always be that someone. 360. The world most beautiful sentence, But I love you. The world s most painful sen tence, I love you BUT 361. Studies show that smart girls are more depressed because they now that the world can lie. 362. A good apology has 3 parts: I m sorry, it was my fault and how do I ma e it r ight? A lot of people usually miss the 3rd part. 363. The reason we are suffering is not because the love has ended but it still continues even after everything is over. 364. Every relationship, even friendship, is bound to fall apart when you start eeping things. Secrets don t destroy everything, LYING does.
365. No matter how strong we hold on, still there comes a time that suddenly we FALL.
366. You might find out that the thing you hate so much might be the very same t hing you ll miss when it s gone. 367. You can t tap your bac for a job well done. You can t hug yourself for comfort . You can t cry on your shoulders when tears fall. That s why you have me in your li fe, to let me do whatever you can t do. 368. Special is different from important. Special is someone you ll never forget f or the rest of you life. Important is someone you need for the rest of your life . Have you thought of it? 369. Deep down in my heart, I now that somehow, someday, we ll be together u and me. just yo
370. As quoted from a well respected psychotherapist, The harder you try to forge t someone, the more you thin about him unconsciously. 371. Forgiveness means letting go of a hurtful situation and moving on with your own happiness. 372. It s o ay to loo bac at the trash you ve thrown away but never pic it up aga in it s dirty.
374. Care is the sweetest essence on the world. If someone says ta e care, it me ans that you live in that person s heart until the last beat. Ta e care. 375. Never question if you re in love because if you were, you wouldn t need to as . 376. Q: When is the best tie to tell someone you love him/her? A: Before someone else does. 377. Somewhere between our laughs, our long tal s, our stupid little fights and all of our jo es I fell in love. 378. Having a friend li e you had made me feel happy in a million ways. Want to now why? It is because when God give us friends He tried to be fair but when I got you, I got more than my share. 379. Sometimes, the best way to search for something is to stay where you are. 380. It s not enough to do things the right way. What s more important is doing thin gs for the right reasons. 381. Can I eep you and never let you go? Can I hold your hand and hug you tight ? Can I tell the world how luc y I am to have you in my life? Or simply, can you be mine until the end of time? 382. I won t stop when I now I m getting tired and sic of someone. I will stop whe n I now I ve already done my part. 383. If it ta es courage to stand and fight for something. Sometimes, it ta es e ven greater courage to just wal way and leave thing behind. 384. As Jay Adams says, Forgiveness is a promise not a feeling. When you forgive o ther people, you are ma ing a promise not to use their past sin against them.
373. I wish I could love again but my heart refuse to try it because the last ti me I gave y heart, someone throws it way at thins point in time I really don t w where it is.
385. It ta es a lot to now what is love. It is not the big things but the littl e things that can mean enough. - The Perfect Fan 386. A guy and a girl can be just friends but at one point or another one of the m will for the other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late or maybe just maybe forever. 387. Sad but true, You can always forgive the people who hurt you but you can nev er forget what they did. 388. The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not goin g to stay where you are. 389. Sometimes you need to be deaf for the sa e of somebody. You need to be inte nsive to lessen the pain. You need to smile for the strength of others. And some times, you just need to sop because you are tired of everything. 390. When something goes wrong, it s more important to decide who is going to star t fixing things rather than thin ing who is to be blamed for it. 391. Being dumped, ta en for granted and hurt by the one they love is the reason why many people choose to FLIRT than to be in a relationship. 392. I believe that simple things mean a lot. Why? A simple lie ruin things yet a simple SORRY patches it up. A simple YES can mean I LOVE YOU but a simple NO c an mean GOODBYE. 393. Silence is a ind of therapeutic communication. But sometimes, it turns out to be non- therapeutic. Why? It is because in your silence, someone feels negle cted.
395. Falling in love is li e falling asleep while the classes are going on. You were not supposed to but you did. 396. When Barney turns emo, he ll be singing I love you, you hate me. You re in love but not with me. Now my heart is scattered and pieces coz of you. When will I be happy too?
399. When you cheat do it on paper not on your partner. 400. A real man does not necessarily now how to play bas etball. A real man cri es even in front of a girl. A real man wears pin without hesitations. A real ma n never fights without reasons. A real man doesn t have a lot of girlfriends. A re al man respects girls. And a real man should be a gentleman. 401. It s fun being a strong person. You feel invincible, li e you can face anythi ng that comes your way. But you now what suc s being one? It is when people no w that you are strong and they thin that it is o ay to hurt you. 402. I love it when people judge me negatively especially the part when they fin d out they were wrong.
397. Sometimes, we now because the answer we 398. Avoiding something hat you want it but you
the answer to our questions yet we still as . Why? It is now is the one we can t bear to admit. doesn t always mean that you hate it. It could also mean t just now it isn t right.
394. There are two reasons why we can t tal HING or two, if it means EVERYTHING.
about something: one, if it means NOT
404. BOYS become MEN when they: *follow you when you wal out *call you bac when you hang up *hug you when you punch them *watch chic - flic s with you *tolerate your crying over love stories *hand you the remote *pass on booze nights just to listen to your ranting *don t flare you when you give car directions *says I m sorry and tells you he needs you. Now I can tell that men are seldom made. LIMITED EDITION only. 405. It is sad how busy we can get sometimes and forget to eep in touch with ea ch other. But I want you to now that nothing has changed. I still loo great. 406. I hate insomnia not because it doesn t put me into sleep despite of my tired body but because it puts me into the state of reminiscing memories which I now I can t bring bac . And I wish I could drive insomnia away not so I can dream well but so I can save my pillow from being bathed of tears. 407. Want to see hell in the most beautiful way? Fall in love. 408. If you re in love but afraid to tell the person for some reason just thin on e moment of embarrassment or a lifetime of regret? 409. Find love when you have time and find time when you already found the one t o love.
411. If he is always strong enough to show me that he doesn t care about how I fee l then I ll be smart enough to let him now that I m better off without him. 412. Boy and girl were crossing a narrow bridge. The girl holds the hands of the boy. The boy said, no. I ll hold your hands. The girl as s, What s the difference? boy said, If you hold my hand you might let go but if I hold you hand I ll never le t you go. 413. When you have the found the reason to wal away, never loo bac just eep on wal ing even if the destination is unclear. It will ta e a lot of courage for every step you ma e but it will save some pride and honor for yourself. Rightly , its better to get lost moving on that bring stranded and bro en after all. 414. He was mine but not really. I never really had him so I never really lost h im. I guess this is how we will always be, I had him and he had me but the again there is no US. 415. Why did God ma e the world round? So that no matter how small or insignific ant you thin you are, wherever you stand on it you are still on top. 416. How was it to be unnoticed by the person you notice most? It s as if you were offering your most beautiful portrait to a blind person. 417. Good thing about friends? Sometimes they bring the worst news with the best of intentions. 418. It doesn t matter if I ll stay or go because I ll love you forever - One Tree Hill
410. Wisdom from Bugs Bunny: I li e dead end signs. I thin they re east have the decency to let you now you re going nowhere.
ind. They at l
403. Even if he doesn t li e me tomorrow, I
now he loved me yesterday.
419. I love the way you loo at me when I say something stupid. It s li e you are about to get mad but then all of a sudden you smile. 420. Don t let anyone ever ma e you feel li e you don t deserve what you want. - 10 Things I Hate About You 421. Sometimes I wonder if I have a sign taped at my bac that says, Brea my hea rt. 422. Let your love be stringer than hate, hurt and anger. Learn the wisdom of co mpromise. For it is better to bend a little than to brea . 423. When you ept on waiting but nobody came, it means that you have already le t that one pass you by. 424. Someday, someone will wal into your life and ma e you realize why it never wor ed out with anybody else. 425. I always li e wal ing in the rain because no one can see me crying. 426. Do you now why there are people who had a bad experience in love but they show you li e it is nothing? They never show you they cry? It is simply because there are tears in the heart that never reach the eyes. 427. The world can bring you down. It can get you wrong. It can give you pain an d even want to ma e you give up but in the end, just loo bac and remember, I am with you all along. 428. Mista es ma e you thin . They ma e you realize what you had, what you lost and what you have ta en for granted. They ma e you realize that sometimes there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances. 429. Fairy tales usually starts with once upon a time and end with and they live d happily ever after. But for us, it is They lived happily ever after once upon a time. 430. Perhaps the saddest but most lovable thing that could happen to you is when you are tal ing to your ex the day before his wedding and he tells you, This cou ld have been us. 431. When I was a id, I fell from a tree but I managed to hold on to a branch. I was up there for a long time and waited. The silence, the pain in my arms, the blood pumping in my ears. Then I fell. I could not remember what happened when I hit the ground. All I can remember was the agony of holding on and the wonderf ul feeling of letting go. 432. We don t need to find love nor love to find us because it is already with in us. It just needs to be awa ened by someone who is willing to ta e your hand and wal with you on your never ending journey. 433. The human philosophy, Why do we always reject those who love us and love som eone who doesn t love is in the first place? it is because, Unconsciously, we enjoy being hurt. 434. We don t loo for love because it is lonely watching movies alone, because it is sad to eat meals on your own, because it is nice to cuddle up with someone o n rainy days. We loo for love because we want to be accepted for the sloppy way s we dress, for the clumsy way we eat, for bad hair days and for the simplicity in us. Love is an act of acceptance that with all our imperfections, we are acce pted and loved.
435. The blame: If you see me falling for someone new, it is not because I love him. It is because you weren t there to catch me. The answer: When you thought I wasn t there to catch you, it s because you never gav e me the chance, you have already grabbed a branch. 436. They say that if you felt real love and lost it, you will never be able to smile again. I am not sure of that s true because I can still smile but it fuc in hurts. 437. People give up on love sometimes. That s why God made the world round so that if two people who are meant to be would decide to wal on different paths, stil l at one point of the world, the ends of their roads will meet again. 438. You can never teach a guy to love you the way you wanted to be loved. You h ave to wait for him to do it in his own way at his own time. That s the saddest pa rt of being a girl.
4400. You should not have so sacrifice who you are just because someone else has a problem with it. 441. The best way to gain acceptance is to accept yourself first. 442. It is crazy to thin how different your life would be if you never met thos e few people that changed everything. 443. Whenever I loo at my palms, I wonder which of those funny, cute criss- cro ss lines made me so luc y that I have met you. 444. I now there will be ris s, but I want to face them with you. It's wrong th at we should only be half alive, half of ourselves. I love you, so here I am, st anding in your doorway. I've always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it abou t time somebody saved your life? - Spiderman 445. Mista es are painful, but they're the only way to tell you who you are. -Grey s anatomy 446. You can spend minutes, hours, days, wee s, even months analyzing a situatio n; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, should've and wo uld have happened. Or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move on. 447. You now you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is final ly better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss 448. Happiness? It s almost indescribable isn't it? Things don't necessarily have to be going right in your life, but they're o ay. They're just good enough that you can smile and laugh, and maybe even love. It s nowing all the things wrong in your life, but not focusing on them. It s pushing the drama behind you and pushin g that smile out front. It's not a fa e front and secretly being miserable on th e inside. No, it's dealing with all the crap in your life first, so you can enjo y being happy, really happy afterwards. You've got to cry to be able to apprecia te a smile. There's no easy path to happiness. But when you reach it, not a mill ion words can describe the feeling. 449. Isn't it scary how life can get so crazy and you can't go bac , you just ha ve to eep going through it.
439. Don t worry about nowing people. Ma e yourself worth
450. You now how when you were a little id and you believed in fairytale fanta sies of what your life would be? White dress, prince charming who would carry yo u away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa clause, the tooth fairy, prince char ming; they were so close you could taste them, but eventually - you grow up. One day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the t hings and people they can trust, but the thing is: it's hard to let go of that f airy tale entirely because almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of fai th, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true. 451. You have probably as ed me who I li ed and I said, No one. But what I really meant was, No one but you. 452. There comes a time when every life goes off course. In this desperate momen t, you must choose your direction. Will you fight to stay on the path while othe rs tell you who you are? Or will you label yourself? Will you be honored by your choice? Or will you embrace your new path. Each morning you choose to move forw ard or to simply give up. - One Tree Hill 453. It hurts to miss someone who doesn t now how to miss you. It hurts to love s omeone who doesn t love you bac . But most of all it hurts when you have learned t o eep them but they are not even yours. 454. Life is all about wa ing up each day to discover something new, about meeti ng same people but ma ing new conversation, wal ing thru old roads but still fee ling nice about it, realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time to smile, being no stalgic about gone days but loo ing forward to better days to come little and sim ple things to enjoy yet it gives you much joy. 455. One very hard thing in this life is when you now inside you heart that you love the person but you run out of reasons to fight for what you feel. 456. I am missing someone right now. It is li e part of me has been lost but I c an t do anything because in my absence he found his happiness. 457. Start thin ing positively early in the day. Smile because when you put on a happy face, you will immediately start feeling better inside. 458. Even if you do things the right way, some would still be unsatisfied. Some will not appreciate what you say and what you do and there would always be peopl e who would let you down too. But for as long as you spea honestly from the hea rt, you will be fine. This is not a perfect world. This is not a perfect life. L ife is almost always unfair but life loves the person who dares live it. 459. They say, Past is past. We need to move on to see the future. But how can we move on when our past is the only thing we ever wanted in the future? 460. It is a lot easier to say I don t love him anymore than to explain all the re asons why I still do. 461. To fall in love is so easy. Staying in love is a challenge. Letting go is t he hardest part. And moving on is god damn suicide. 462. It is hard to let go of someone. You have an option to leave but you someti mes choose to stay. Why? It is because even the reason is stupid; you will still find it meaningful enough for you to hold on. 463. I don t need someone perfect. I don t even need a wealthy one. I just need some
one who can understand and who can be with me in times I am under my unwanted at titude.
465. I have learned to stop loving someone. Unfortunately, I am starting not to love anyone else either. 466. Never ever reach a point where you regret something just because you though t it was a mista e. Remember: once upon a time, it made you smile. 467. Happiness is not that you never get angry, upset, irritated, frustrated or depressed. It is how fast you decide to get out of it. 468. I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see. 469. I hate forcing myself to let go of a person that I want in my life. It is t he only thing that ma es sense but at the same time, it is the same thing that c omplicates me. I now that I am better off without that person yet I feel empty whenever I try to let go. So now I as , is emptiness better than pain? 470. No matter how many coins you throw into a fountain or the number of fingers you cross, if it is not meant to be, it simply won t happen. 471. Someone said to me, I love you. I sneezed then I replied, Sorry. I am allergic to bullshit lies. 472. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end and n ot just settle on a comma. Why? It is because time will come, you ll realize that it is nicer to see a complete sentence rather than seeing a phrase that s complete ly hanging and doesn t ma e any sense. 473. Love is a big sacrifice isn t it? You forgive and try to forget. You now you will cry but you still give it a try. You are hurt but you still continue to lo ve. You were betrayed but you still hope and the next big hit? You have been lef t but you still wait. 474. Heartbrea is an odd ind of pain because you are not dying, you are not ev en sic . You are perfectly fine yet inside where your heart used to be, you hurt so much that you can t breathe, you can t sleep and you can t stop the tears from fal ling. You may eat too much. You may not eat at all. Non- smo ers light up. Nondrin ers find a bar. A bro en heart is one of the world s greatest equalizer becau se it can turn even the sweetest angel to a frea ing evil. 475. It is better if he don t recognize my existence rather than a fact that he n ew I exist and yet gives me no worth. 476. There are the battles I have to fight in silence because I now that spea i ng up, saying something or doing something will ma e me lose. 477. Never change your personality for the sa e of others because in this world, no one can play your role better that you. So be yourself and win the world. Ju st be true and be good. 478. Smile, it ma es a world of difference. Dance, who nows when you won t be abl e to? Cry, holding those emotions inside is bad for you. Kiss, it is one of the most wonderful things in this world. Laugh, what is the point in hiding happines s? Frown, why not let them now you are unhappy? Apologize, you don t want to lose friends. Hug, there is no better feeling than being wrapped up close to someone
464. I choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but I just s will get worse if I would stay.
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you love. Live because life is everything. 479. The best part in falling in love is when you already new from the start th at it won t wor but still you went for it. And now, you are completely happy in p ain. 480. Love is somehow ma ing choices. It is either choosing happiness for other s p ain or choosing pain for other s happiness. Sometimes people put up walls, not to eep others out, but to see who cares enough to brea them down. 481. FACT: The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive inta e of alcohol, as we now, ills brain cells but naturally, it att ac s the slowest and wea est brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the wea er brain cells ma ing the brain faster and more effi cient. That s why you always feel smarter when you are drun . 482. When you truly love someone, you don t loo for faults. You don t loo for answ ers. You don t loo for mista es. Instead, you fight for the mista es. You accept the faults. And you overloo excuses. 483. A positive attitude can ma e a normal day to a great day. Remember: losers let things happen while winners ma e things happen. 484. Friendship is the rainbow between hearts. Sharing 7 colors of feelings: lov e, sadness, happiness, truth, faith, secret and respect. Hope you ll find rainbow with me. 485. Our life is surrounded by people who judge you in and out. They can ma e or brea you but the ey there is m Live your own. Never mind them. Just do what ma es you happy. 486. When someone throws you a stone, go find a hollow bloc to hit him bac . It is not all the time that you have to endure the pain. Sometimes, you have to le t a person learn his lesson the HARD way. 487. One day he will wa e up realizing how much I really mean. When that day com es, I will be wa ing up with someone who already did. 488. When we ma e decisions in life, there are always two thoughts to consider: if you are half- way sure, forget it and if you are sure, thin again. 489. I couldn t find a quote sweet enough for you. All I could find are these two words: Be safe. Don t as why, just do. 490. I wasn t going to be able to fall in love li e a normal person. Not when I wa s bleeding over someone else. -Jacob Blac 491. THE THREE IRONIES OF LIFE 1. Loving the right person at the wrong time 2. Being with the wrong person when the time is right 3. Realizing that the person is right when he wal s out of your life 492. All my life I thought I needed the perfect setting, the perfect opportunity & the perfect way to tell someone I love them but suddenly, I realized I don t ne ed any of that because I now it will be perfect as long as I m saying it to you. 493. Sometime in our life we play with love. But when the time comes and you fin
ally realize that you want to get serious love plays with your life. 494. If we re perfect for each other, and if we re meant to be with each other, we w ill be with each other. Maybe not now, or tomorrow, but later and I can promise you that. 495. I li e the whole single-party-fun thing but I love the whole-ta en-he-loves -me-I m-his girl-thing. Feel the difference? 496. What if I said that you never mattered that I never lost one moment of slee p what if I crushed all your dreams bro e all the promises I swore to eep. Tell me how your life would be if I did what you did to me 497. Blind folded and wal ing alone, that s what most of us feel. In a lifetime fu ll of major ris s and decisions, it might seem safer to remain stagnant. But isn t it more fulfilling if despite the fear of falling from a cliff and bruised nee s, steps were ta en? In the end, losing and mista es won t count. What matters mos t is the person we turned out to be. Not naive, but wise and beautifully molded by experiences. 498. Some people are plain fools, some are really stupid. When you love someone who doesn t love you bac desperately, you are a fool. If you don t have any idea th at somewhere, somebody loves you, you re stupid. Admittedly, I now I m a fool. I ju st hope that you aren t stupid. 499. There are three types of people in this world. The ones who eep you alive, the ones who would otherwise cause you to die and the ones who somehow manage t o do both at the same time. 500. Two children playing in a par begin to argue. One says, I hate you! I am ne ver going to play with you again! For a few moments, they play separately. Then t hey are bac playing together and sharing toys. How do children manage to be so angry one minute and best of friends the next? The answer is simple, It is more i mportant for them to be happy that to be right. 501. 10% of conflicts is due to difference in opinion and 90% is due to wrong to ne of voice. 502. Ever wonder why whenever you feel down, simple hugs and touches could mean so much? It is because s in- to s in contact stimulates nerves that send happy s ignals to your brain by increasing levels of serotonin, your body s natural antidepressant. Hug someone today; it could be just what they need. 503. I can t be a dummy if I now deep within me I m real. Yet, some people may misu nderstood me, and don t even bother to ta e a simple glimpse of my worth. But this is what I want to say... What you see is what you get. Judge me? Well, it depen ds on what you see but nowing me? It is your creativity to loo deeper, peel wh atever covers you could see, because deep within me is what ma es me human. Not perfect, just the real one. 504. You now what happiness is? It s wa ing up in the middle of the night, shifti ng blan ets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and you see that person in his/her most innocent state. You smile, iss the face gen tly so as not to awa e that person. You turn around and a grin forms on your fac e. Then, you feel an arm wrapped around your waist, and you now it doesn t get an y better than this. :) 505. We can love someone and just be happy about it even if we now that it cann ot last forever. It is not about having someone. It is not about owning a relati onship; it is just about being happy because you now you have loved someone. Th
ere is a purpose and meaning behind all events and this purpose and meanings dev elop you as a person and a lover. Whatever relationship you have in your life no w, they are precisely the ones you need at this moment. 506. If you find yourself in love with someone else who does not love you, be ge ntle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just did not choose to rest in the other person s heart. Let it go. There s a reason and a meaning. You wi ll now in time. 507. Love changes you. The way you act, the way you thin , the way you decide. S ometimes, you even go against your principles and beliefs in life. Loving doesn t always mean you ll be happy. But you will soon realize that it is better if the pe rson you love would be happy with someone else, than lonely with you. That s what you call sacrifice. 508. You aren t gonna be his last, his first, nor his only. He loved before, he wi ll love again. But if he loves you now, what else matters? He is not perfect, yo u are not either. If he can ma e you laugh and he admits to being human and ma i ng mista es, be with him. He s not gonna be thin ing of you every moment of the da y, but he will give you a part that he nows you can brea his heart. So, don t hu rt him, don t change him, don t analyze and don t expect more than he can give. Smile when he ma es you happy because perfect guys don t exist. 509. I can t be that ind of person others want me to be. I now I can t please ever ybody for just being me, but I m glad that there s someone li e you who stays beside me, ready to accept whoever the hell I may be! =) 510. They say the world will end soon. They may be right but they could also be wrong. But whatever fate the world may have, I won t allow it to end without telli ng you, I m glad you came along. 511. To get up in the morning only to now you will have to face another obstacl e ta es strength. To smile when the only thing you can do is cry ta es bravery. To act happy and laugh when you now that times are at their worst ta es courage . To be joyous when the only good news is the best of the bad news ta es support . To be there and help others through the roughest times in life ta es love. 512. Sometimes, fate has a cruel way of putting things together. Maybe, it s bette r if people just give up when there s no point in fighting for something anymore. When the ship has finally sailed, only a fool would go after it when it s already miles away. But sometimes, it s a lot better to be a fool to go after what we want and need, rather than to regret everything in the end because we never even tri ed. 513. Every girl wants Prince Charming, but I am different. Prince Charming may b e nice and all but I want a guy who will come up from behind, put his arms aroun d me and whisper in my ear that he loves me. I want a guy the lays awa e at nigh t just thin ing about me. A guy who will call at li e three in the morning just to tell me how much he misses me and he would come over just after we get off th e phone because he wants to now how I m really doing because I said I was fine bu t we both now I was lying. He would iss me on my forehead and tell me that eve rything s going to be alright. He may not be Prince Charming to anyone but in my e yes he is. 514. I am always a mess. I can never eep my own secrets. I laugh too hard at st upid things. My favorite songs ma e me cry. I always watch for 11:11 but I miss it more than I notice it. I live in the past, in the memories I have with the pe ople I love. I hate thin ing about reality and I am so homesic that it is not e ven funny. But not homesic in a missing my house ind of way maybe it is more l
i e heartsic for all the things that I can t get bac . It is hard for me to defin e myself. I guess I am just a cliché- the girl who love too hard and didn t get anyt hing in return. I don t want to be the heroine on some tragic love story; I just w ant the person who will never give me a second thought. 515. It is madness to hate all roses because you got scratched with one thorn, t o give up on your dreams because one didn t come true, to lose faith in prayers be cause one was not answered, to give up on our efforts because one of them failed , to condemn all your friends because one betrayed you, not to believe in love b ecause someone was unfaithful or didn t love you bac , to throw away all your chan ces to be happy because you didn t succeed on the first attempt. I hope that as yo u go on your way, you don t give in nor give up! 516. A child in the farm loo s up, sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a far away place. A traveler in the plane loo s down, sees the farm house and dreams o f home. That s life; you ll never realize the value of a thing unless it moves away from you. So be happy and start enjoying what you have now. 517. Three things in life when gone never come bac : time, words and opportunity . Three things in life that should never be lost: peace, hope and honesty. Three things in life which are most valuable: love, faith and prayer. Three things in life which are never certain: dreams, success and fortune. Three things in life that ma e a person: hard wor , sincerity and commitment. Three things in life t hat can destroy a person: lust, pride and anger. Three things that are truly con stant: change, death and God. Good evening!
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519. Life is a series of pulls bac and forth. You want to do a thing, but you a re bound to do something else. Something hurts you yet you now it shouldn t. You ta e certain things for granted, even when you now you should never ta e things for granted. A tension of opposites, li e a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle. 520. As we wal through life, there will be times when you won t see me beside you , don t thin I left you alone. I just chose to wal behind you so I could catch y ou right away if you fall. 521. It brea s your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it s more painful to now that the one you love is unhappy with you. 522. Until you find the person who completes you, you would never now that all along, you are only half of what you were meant to be. Find someone who complete s you. Your other half, your better half. Someone whom you can t live without. And when you find that someone, don t let go. Never ta e that someone for granted. Fo r when you lose that person, it will be very hard to live a life having only hal f of what you were. 523. Once there was a butterfly in my palm, but I let it flew. Not because I don t love it but because I wanted it to enjoy with the flowers & the bees. Keeping i t in my palm won t ma e it the best butterfly it can be. So from a distance I m happ ier watching it fly & play in the garden while the sun is still shining because when the rain comes, I ll now if it truly loves me, it will fly bac to me.
518. I am afraid not of anything in particular just in general. I e girl who will ta e any ris that comes my way. But I am not the ho is loo ing for trouble. I am the ind of girl who doesn t now to ta e a chance. 870. He said, I will love you forever. I just smiled and said, rever starts to end. 871. When every day seems the same, it is because we have stopped ood things that appear in our lives.
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524. We choose how we see people. When we want to li e someone, we can be so tol erant. When we want to be irritated by people, we focus on their faults. It s not other people s behavior that determines how we feel about them, it s our attitude! 525. In the cruel world of love, I ve learned that promises aren t contracts, isses aren t assurance, sweet words aren t guarantees, big hugs aren t bonds and that nothi ng is permanent in this life. One day, she s mine, the next day, she s gone. Last ni ght she was sweet, the next morning, she s insensitive. Yesterday, I cried, tonigh t, I despair, but tomorrow, I ll be strong. I ve tried so hard, it still seems not e nough. Life is so unfair! 526. Success is: To laugh often and much. To win the respect of intelligent peop le and the affection of children. To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty. To find the best in others. To live the world a little better. To now even one life has breathed e asier because you have lived. Good day! 527. Mista es ma e you thin . They ma e you realize what you had, what you ve lost and what you ve ta en for granted. They ma e you realize that sometimes, there ar e no next times, no time outs and no second chances. 528. What is the meaning of life? Ta ing pain, said the nail. Keeping cool, said the ice. Driving hard, said the hammer. Being up-to-date, said the calendar. Being sharp , said the nife. Ma ing light around you, said the fire. Stic ing to it, said the gl ue. Being bright, said the lamp. Being on time, said the cloc . Saving a drop, said th e faucet. And best of all, learning from it, said the mista e. 529. Don t be afraid to put your trust to someone who will love you completely, be cause not all fears are right and love doesn t always end in pain. Who nows? The one you ve been waiting for has always been with you. 530. Nobody can ever ma e you feel average without your permission. Ingratitude and criticism are going to come; they are part of the price you pay for leaping past mediocrity. When you ma e your mar in life, you ll always attract erasers. N ever surrender your dream to noisy negatives! - The Enemy Called Average 531. Life can be so unfair. Coo ing a meal ta es one hour, but eating it ta es 5 mins. Constructing a building ta es 6 months, but blowing it up ta es 30 secs. Earning P10, 000 ta es 30 days, but paying the cashier for a cell phone ta es 2 seconds. However, it s amazing that a second smac on the chee can ma e your day, a 5-second glimpse of your crush can ma e your wee and a 10-second hug can ta e your 1 year pain away! 532. I m sorry for blaming you. For everything I just couldn t do. And I ve hurt mysel f by hurting you. There s nothing I wouldn t do to hear your voice again. Sometimes, I want to call you, but I now you won t be there. It s hard to say goodbye when it comes to this. There s nothing I wouldn t do to have just one more chance to loo i nto your eyes. Are you loo ing down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? I m sorry for blaming you for everything I couldn t do. - Hurt by Christina Aguilera 533. Jesus and Satan competed on the computer. They started typing. They did eve ry nown job, reports, e-mails, attachments and download. But before the time wa s up, lightning, thunder and rain, and brownout came! Satan cursed. Jesus just s ighed. When electricity was bac , Satan lost every single thing he had done. But Jesus started printing all his files. Satan shouted: You cheated! Jesus just sm iled. He did what Satan didn t now: Jesus saves. 534. A heartbrea is always a blessing from God. It might be a very worst nightm
are that leaves you crying in the middle of the night. But it is just his way of letting you realized he saved you from the wrong one. 535. A man once said: First, I was dying to finish my high school and start coll ege... Then, I was dying to finish college and start wor ing... Then, I was dyin g to marry and have children. And then, I was dying for my children to grow old enough so I could go bac to wor . But then, I was dying to retire. And now, I m d ying, and suddenly I realized, I forgot to live. Live today li e there s no tomorr ow. Get the most out of life, enjoy it. 536. Before a new chapter begins, the old one has to end. Tell yourself that wha t has passed will never come bac . Remember that there was a time when you could live without that thing or that person - nothing is irreplaceable, a habit is n ot a need... Closing cycles, not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance but s imply because that no longer fits your life. Stop being who you were, and change into who you are. - Paulo Coelho on Pragmatism 537. Being with someone doesn t guarantee happiness. It doesn t matter how long you ve been alone, how long you ve hoped, or how long you ve waited. There s no such thing a s a perfect love story. Heartaches will always be a part of loving. But remember though not perfect, if that love is meant for you, it will stic with you till the end. No matter how tough it gets, no matter how long. Far from perfect but r eal. 538. Just because you re beautiful doesn t mean that you can treat people li e they don t matter. 10 Things I Hate About You 539. It is easy to let go when holding on hurts so bad. 855. It doesn t matter if I ll stay or go because I will love you forever. One Tree Hill 540. This is the greatest mista e that we do when we meet love, we try to posses s it, we demand, we expect and just li e the water, spilling it out of our hand. 541. Love will be retrieved from us. For love is meant to be free. U cannot chan ge its nature. If you love someone, allow him to be a free being. Give and don t e xpect advice but don t order. As , but never demand it might sound simple, but it s a lesson that may ta e a lifetime to truly practice. 542. Sometimes no matter how much we love someone, that person cannot just love u bac the same way. And being with the person who doesn t love you bac , is way l onelier that being alone. 543. People have different outloo s on love but whatever are those, there s only a single truth behind every heartache, Love hurts when God nows we deserve someon e else¨ 544. When people wal away from you... let them go, your destiny is never tied t o anybody who leaves u and it doesn t mean that they are bad people... it just mea n that their part in your history is over. 545. Sometimes, just having tears made you start feeling sorry for yourself and needing to ma e more. 546. I wonder how I can easily fool other people by hiding a smile and telling t hem I feel fine when each night I cry myself to sleep, wishing I was good enough to fool even myself. 547. If you loo inside a bro en heart and see how much it cries, you will find
secrets, promises and lies. But what you will see the most is how it tires to st ay strong when nothing is right and everything is wrong. 548. Don t hold on because you thin there will be no one else. There will always be someone else. You ve got to believe you are worth more than being repeatedly hu rt by someone who doesn t really care and believe that someone will see what you a re really worth and treat you the way you should be treated. 549. Love changed me the way I thin , the way I act, the way I decide. Sometimes , I even go against my principles and beliefs in life. Loving doesn t mean I will be happy always. Sometimes all it provides me is pain and misery yet I was blind ed by strong emotions that I failed to see reality. Sometimes, letting go is the answer and it hurts li e hell but I will soon realized that it is better to see the person I love to be with someone else that lonely with me. 550. It is li e once you have been hurt, you are so scared to get attached again li e you have this fear that every person you start to li e is going to brea your h eart. 551. Cinderella wal ed on bro en glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pas s. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Pocahontas ris ed her life for a fea st. Jasmine could have had anyone but instead chose a poor man. And Ariel wal ed for the last time on land. All for love and all for life. It was all about bloo d, sweat and tears. Love is all about facing your biggest fears. 552. I just can t help but realize how he made me so wea that by the time he is r eady to love me, I won t have anything left to love him bac . 553. He used to be the reason to wa e up in the morning but now he is my reason to stay in bed. 554. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little . To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot even if you don t understand h er at all. 555. Never let someone hurt you twice. Giving him a second chance is exposing yo urself to be hurt again. If he had done it once, it s bound to happen again. Why? Coz you gave him the idea that no matter how much he ll hurt you, you d still accept him all over again. Giving him the power to hurt you again. Once is enough to l earn. 556. There are things that we want to have, but somehow destiny forbids. You wan t to wait even though you now that person will never come. You want to believe that you will smile again even if the tears are held bac inside. You want to be loved by the person who can never love you bac . Yet you remain hopeful until t hat day when that person will learn to love you too. So you wait endlessly for a love that cannot happen. Its sad coz you re trapped in an illusion. It s tragic yet you want to live that lie. 557. Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow. Just so he can se e how much love hurts. 558. Tin er bell spea s again. It s true how they would say that when you leave Ne ver land, you d grow up and you d meet different people who d try to ma e you believe. Sometimes you d choose the prince. He s ta e you to his castle, dance with you. But would allow you to leave when the cloc stri es 12. Sometimes, you d meet Spiderm an; he s give you the sweetest iss and vanishes for all time. And sometimes you d f ind your own peter pan. A guy who d ta e care of you and fly with you against the winds. But then you d notice that his heart still belongs to Wendy. Tin er bell lo
ses her glow. 559. Sometimes you need to hold a person s hand not for love. But for the comfort and security it brings. I got two hands and if anything goes wrong, I promise yo u ll have them both! To be ind is more important than to be right. Sometimes all the person needs is not a brilliant mind that spea s but a patient heart that listens. 560. Chemistry tells us most of the happiest love stories. Acids and bases who a lways combine and understand one another no matter how strong/wea each one is. Electrons and protons that coexist in a very small volume of space even with the ir contradicting nature. Redox reactions that will forever come in pair. And int ermolecular forces that either share or completely give what their partner needs . 561. I want to say I don t care but my heart says I do. I want to say I don t miss y ou but still, I continue. I want to say I can live without you but now I realize d, I just want to be with you. 562. Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we loved them, it would ill us. 563. Love is a noble act of self-giving; the more you love, the more you lose a part of you, yet you do not become less of who you are, but you end up complete. 564. Sometimes loving could be very painful. But it s so amazing to now that no m atter how hard it is, loving someone is still the simplest and best reason why w e find ourselves smiling. 565. Will you wish for more if you have this? A boy who calls almost every minut e just to say he loves you. A boy who desperately hugs you every time you fight, who folds your hands and clasps it tightly but gently. Stares at you as if you re the only woman around. Sings you songs even if he doesn t have a good voice. Pull s you when it rains just to dance with you. Lastly, a boy who pulls you bac in his arms when you re hurt. Even after you pushed him away and bro e his heart. 566. There are many reasons why people choose to be alone. Mine is to lessen the pain. It hurts so much when you re surrounded by people but no one nows what you really feel. 567. Math tells us three of the saddest love stories. Tangent lines which had on e chance to meet and then parted forever. Parallel lines which were never meant to meet. And asymptotes which can get closer and closer but will never be togeth er. 568. There is a certain desperate loneliness of two parallel lines that will neve r meet within the same plane. 569. The saddest thing that can happen is when one falls in love, while the othe r wants nothing more than friendship. Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes be an illusion. 570. Its really hard to go on living while loving someone secretly. It hurts to see the one you love happy with someone else. But the most ppainful thing about hidden love? It never fades away. 571. Its hard to fall in love again, when you re still attached 2 your past. You m ust learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. It s not easy to do but s ometimes, you just have to.
572. Its best to wait for the one available, best to wait for the one you love t han the one who s around, best to wait for the right one because life is too short to be wasted on the wrong one. 573. When you love, you thought you would never get tired. You thought it would never end. But sometimes, you need to be tired to realize that love too can end especially if it wasn t meant to be. 574. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I te nd to hold my pillow tight. It s you that I m thin ing when I lay down at night. And you are the reason I can t sleep without saying goodnight. 575. You wanted friendship, I gave it to you. You wanted me to care for you, I d id. You made me fall in love with you, I fell for you. You wanted to brea my he art, I m giving it all to you coz I ll always love you. 576. Somewhere in your heart try to find a place for me, somewhere in your heart I won t care where it would be. One little corner may not mean so much to you, bu t one little corner is all I as of you 577. There s a light in your eyes, but it s too bright to see, the pain in my heart where you used to be. I guess I was wrong to believe you were waiting for me, co z there s a light in your eyes but not for me. 578. People seldom say I love you. And when they do it s either too late or the lo ve is gone. But when I say I love you, it doesn t mean you have to stay but I wish you ll never go away. 579. Would you be ind to let yourself be my teddy bear? Someone I could hug, I could iss, I could cry on. But don t worry about loo ing for your own teddy bear because you already got me. 580. Everyday I wal towards you, hoping that I d somehow get to be with u, for at least a moment. But it s hard for me to catch up with you if you re also trying to catch up with someone else. 581. If I have one wish, I ll wish for you, to be the one who ll ta e care of you, f or you to love me too. But love can t be forced; it must be given freely so I d just wish that u new how much I love you. 582. When I saw you, I was afraid to loo at you. When I loo ed at you, I was af raid to touch you. When I touched you, I was afraid to iss you. When I issed y ou, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you. 583. How I wish to hear you say the words forever, how I dream that we ll always b e together, how I wait for you to say we ll stay for a lifetime, how I love you lo ving me till the end of time. 584. Since the day you said goodbye, I ve been counting the days when hopefully yo u ll be bac in my arms again, but something scares me, cause I might be counting f or the rest of my life. 585. Once in your life you will find someone who loves you truly. Never ta e her for granted never let her go because when you lose her, you can never find the same ind of a person again. 586. There are times when I dream you re holding my hand, whispering sweet words i n my ear and that you love me. But while I m here dreaming, you re with someone else ma ing my dreams. Her reality.
587. Still remember that day you
issed me then you wal ed away you told me you
have to go, you told me you can t stay. I ve been hurt so bad, I ve cried all night, f or what s the sense of living without you by my side? 588. If I had just one wish, it is to go bac to the moment we issed but no mat ter how hard I try, I can t get you out of my mind. How could you say that you lov ed me? How could you say that you cared? I now she is pretty but my love was al ways there! 589. Go on, hurt me some more till I can feel no more. Once, you left me all alo ne, I cried and died, I too it all. Now, what would I do, in front of me, you re loving someone new? 590. I now we re moving on with our own lives right now but whatever it ta es, wh enever, wherever and whatever will be, no matter what, you ll still be a part of w hatever I ll be. 591. My friend once as ed me if I do love you. I answered yes , they as ed me again , does he love you? then I sat down, loo at the stars and closed my eyes. Wishes do come true right? 592. We can t beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else, we have to admit that love doesn t give us the license to own a person. This is wh at love means: sacrifice 593. Sometimes love is unfair. The more you sacrifice, the more you get hurt. Ev en you ve given your best, still not enough. Until such time you had no choice but to GIVE UP. 594. Shopping for shoes is much li e finding love. Don t try to fit it if you re not going to buy it, cause when it feels great and you realize that you don t have eno ugh to buy it, you ll just regret having ever tried them on. Don t but it if you hav e reservations. You judge the best pair according to your criteria because you ll be the one to wear it everyday. And when you finally get the perfect pair and yo u now you just can t do without this pair. Go with your good feeling before you a ctually regret when somebody else buys that shoe. 595. Letting go might be hard yet the best way to let another stay. Law of impen etrability states that, no two things can occupy the same space at the same time. 596. I now nothing lasts forever, and maybe we won t always stay together. But ev ery smile and laugh we shared convinces me that the memories of you and me will last for the rest of my life, beyond forever. 597. Each of us is an angel with only one wing and we can only fly by embracing another. Me? I want to fly with the best one-winged angel on earth. So I want to as , Can I embrace you? 598. They say the sweetest word is I love you. The hardest is goodbye. But what is you discovered that she doesn t really love you? Would you choose the bitternes s of goodbye or choose to hear the sweetest lie? 599. Why does love come bac when you re ready to forget? Why does it continue to grow even if you get badly hurt? Maybe because that s what love is, when it s true, it never dies! 600. We girls are the planet s pride! We love unconditionally, we can hide our emo tions. Do anything for the man we love. We love without nowing if the man can l ove us bac , if they cheat we forgive. If they need something we don t as , we jus t give. So come to thin of it, how can earth survive without us? Who will give pure love? Who will show how to forgive? Nobody! We simply ma e the world go rou nd in our own sweet way! Girls roc !
601. There will come a time in your life when you will become infatuated with a single soul. For this person, you d do anything and not thin twice about it. But when as ed why, you have no answer. You ll try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you as much as they do. But you ll never find out. And n o matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts; you ll love this person with out regret, for the rest of your life. 602. When a hearts is true, there s no need for words cause even in silence, love can be heard. Destiny determines who comes into our lives but it s the heart that decides who stays inside.
604. When you want someone who can never be yours, it only gives you pain. That s why, be careful in loving someone, cause I don t want you to feel the pain I felt w hen I so much loved someone whom I thought was mine. 605. Telling someone we appreciate them is something we often put aside. And soo n we realize that we lose our chance and regret. So before I lose my chance, I w ant you to now that I appreciate you. 606. Something to thin about: in life you re given certain chances, you have to ma e certain choices. A choice that may change your life, if given a chance, would you rather be, wrong but happy? Or right but sad?
607. Remember that we can only move on if we accept the things that we don t want to happen. Learn the things we don t want to now and let go of the memories that we can t live without. 608. What if you meet the one you ve been waiting for a long time? He smiles and c omes to you then he holds your hand and put it to his chee and softly says, my l ife will end tomorrow, I m glad I met you. 609. You really can t deny when you re in love. No matter what you do, even if you t ry not to be affected, you just can t! It just shows that your heart can t deny and love can never lie. 610. Why did God put us in the same road? Are we there just to see or just to n ow? Some say, I m luc y to have someone li e you. I laughed and said, Luc y? Nah! I m a ctually blessed! 611. People give up on love sometimes. That s why God made the earth round so that if two people who are meant to be would decide to wal different paths, still, at one point of the world, the ends of their roads will meet. 612. True love covers the eyes to see no wrong. True love dar ens reason to cons ider every situation. True love loves more when it hurts much. True love is stil l true even to the point of letting go. 613. Sometimes you wonder how people can become so insensitive, you show how muc h they mean to you and yet nothing happens. And how insensitive can we get too. We still love them even if we new. 614. You really can t deny when you re in love, no matter what you do. Even if you t ry not to be affected, you just can t! It just shows that your heart can t deny. And love can never lie. 615. We may have loved the wrong person. We may have cried for the wrong reasons . But no matter how things go wrong, 1 thing is sure. Mista es help us find thin
603. Ta e time to listen to your heart. Sometimes you need not to as yourself w ho you really love most. But as yourself who really ma es you happy and who ma es you feel loved.
gs that are really meant for us. 616. To girls, from God. No man will ever claim you unless he claims you from Me. For I reserved a man for you who has my heart and loves Me even more than he wi ll as for you. For I won t give you unless he as s you from Me. He s asleep; don t wa e him. He s busy for me, my ingdom. Soon you will now him, but I have the perfe ct time. You are my princess, my daughter. Let no prince claim you unless he as s you from My hand, for I am your Father, the King of Kings. You, my princess, a re worth loving for. 617. Sometimes I as myself, is love a multiple choice test or is it true or fals e? out of nowhere , a voice answered, sorry to tell you this but, love is a thousa nd word essay. 618. We always wish for someone perfect. But love isn t about finding the perfect person. It s about realizing that an imperfect person can ma e your life perfect. 619. Sometimes loving could be so painful and difficult, but its amazing to now that no matter how hard it is, loving is the simplest reason why you always fin d yourself smiling. 620. The best thing about loving and getting hurt is that you get to now what t rue love is. For as gold is tested in fire and so will love be perfected in pain . 621. When you fall from a deadly cliff, you ll die. When you fall from a high buil ding, you ll die. But when you fall for someone who doesn t love you at all, you ll be alive but it feels li e dying. 622. People may come and go but it doesn t mean you lost that one. No one loses an yone because no one owns anyone. That s the true essence of love, having the most i mportant thing in the world without owning it.
624. The human philosophy, why do we always reject those who love us and love som eone who doesn t love us in the first place? Answer: UNCONSCIOUSLY, we enjoy being h urt. 625. Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy life, we remember them. I just did! 626. There are five things a person needs to be happy, some wor , some food, som e friends, some fun, and someone. 627. You now why I love the moon more than the sun? Because the moon is to nigh t as the sun is to day. The night is to dreams as the day is to reality. And dre ams are much better than reality. 628. You re this little thing in this big world that can be the only one to hurt m e so much. Though how dangerous you are, I still want you to eep next to me. Be cause you re this little thing in this big world that I can t live without. 629. Sometimes in love, you have to sacrifice to get hurt. Ta e all the pains an d sufferings. At the end, don t thin how painful you ve given through but rather fo cus on the love you have given for that special person. 630. Its hard to go or to live while loving someone secretly. It hurts to see th
623. Science answers questions in life. Li e why the s y is blue, how artifacts reveal history, venoms for cure. I have one question though, why can t gravity ma e someone fall for me?
632. When you love, never stic to what your heart feels. Sometimes using your b rain is a necessity. Next, never use your eyes to cry for the person who fooled you. Instead use it to search for the right one. Don t be scared of brea ing up. K eeping a relationship with a selfish partner is scarier. Love the one who will f ight for you and bravely face each and every consequence. Love the one who will accept you and love you more despite great mista es you did. Love the one who ho lds on. Someone who would never let the feelings be gone. Love is a gift and not an obligation. 633. We don t need to find love nor love to find us because it is already within o urselves. It just needs to be awa ened by someone who s willing to ta e your hand and wal with you on your never ending journey. 634. There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop lovin g, no matter how hard they try. I wouldn t expect you to understand that or even b elieve it but trust me there is some love that don t go away and maybe that ma es them crazy. But we should all be luc y to end up with somebody who has a little of that insanity. Somebody who will never let go somebody who will cherish you f orever. 635. Don t be afraid to put your trust to someone who will love you completely. Co z not all fears are right and love doesn t always end in pain. Who nows? The one you ve been waiting for has always been with you. 636. I ll never hate you for not loving me. I ll never hate seeing you with the one you love coz I now you re happy. But I hate you most when you re ma ing me fall eve n more. When I m dying, trying to let go. 637. Never waste an opportunity to say, I love you, to someone you really love, co z it s not easy to find a person who has the magic to ma e you fall in love. 638. Never worry about how to tell someone you love them, just go ahead and say it. The word I love you could never come out wrong. The only wrong way to say it w ould be, not saying it at all. 639. Never love too deep. Coz someday, it s li e you planted a tree where its root s are to hard to be pulled. Thus, it s very painful to cut off. 640. I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much. But when I was so busy ta ing care of that heart. I never noticed, my own was slowly dying. 641. The rain reminds me of him. How cold he is, how gloomy he made me feel. How much tears I shed because of him. How much damage he caused and how stupid I am for still wanting the rain. 642. Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you get over that person eas ily. But it really isn t easy especially when that person you love, was the only l ove you ever wanted. 643. There was one time; I fell in love with someone very special. I told myself that I ll never give up on that someone. But one day, I did. Why? Coz I never ne w that hearts get tired. 644. Love can give you much pain, can ma e you cry and can destroy your life. No w tell me, do you still want to be in love? Me? Sure. Just for you.
e one you love happy with someone else, but the most painful thing about hidden love? It never fades away easily. 631. I wish I m an angel flying around you, but you won t now I exist and you won t now that I care. Though it may seem that way and you don t have a clue, it s o ay be cause I just want to be a silent part of you.
645. He s one of those guys you thin you have a chance with. The way he loo s at you, the smile he gives you, that laugh he only laughs when you re around. He s one of those guys that you finally realize you don t have a chance until it s too late. 646. Forgive my mind for it can t forget how life began the day we met. Forgive my soul for it sees that we are really meant to be. Forgive this feeling I just ca n t ill, Forgive my heart, it loves you still. 647. Even though you d hurt my feelings, I d still forgive you. Even if you don t love me, I d still reach my hand to you. Even if you re gone, I d still wait for you. Even if you brea my heart, I d still say, I love you. 648. When I first nown you, I never thought you d be that special to me just what you are right now. I might not be expressive in what I feel but to tell you hon estly, you ve been one of the best people I shared my life with. 649. I need you li e I have never needed anyone before. I need you li e you re all I m living for. I need you and I haven t got a clue. I need you and I don t now what to do. I need you, what more should I say. I need you to tell me that you ll stay . 650. You can t see it very clear the way I act when you are near, I am too afraid to let you close for the fear of you to now that I never want to let you go. 651. You thin I don t li e you, you thin I don t care, but give it a chance coz I now something s there. You are my good friend and I now that it s true. I never th ought this would happen but I m falling for you. 652. I may not get to see you as often as I li e, I may not get to hold you in m y arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly now, you re the one th at I love, and I can t let you go. 653. Love lives forever as long as the two of us exists. You may not see me, I m ay not see you. But essence of love will see us through. 654. Love hurts when you give up someone. It hurts more when someone gives up on you. But love hurts the most when the two of you eep holding on and suddenly d estiny gives up. 655. I may not always now if you re o ay. I may not always now when you re sad. I may not always now when you need someone. But when you do, I hope you now, I m h ere for you. 656. Do you now why it s so hard to be in love after a bro en heart? It s because y ou no longer now how much to ma e the next one special. Coz you made the last o ne so special, thin ing he s your last one. 657. I maybe to innocent to now what LOVE is. I may no show you LOVE the way it should be. But I m more than willing to LOVE the way it should be. But I m more tha n willing to LOVE you the way I do. 658. When you fall in love, don t give everything without leaving something for yo urself. Someday, somehow, it would be too late for you to realize that you ve give n all for the wrong one without saving something for the right one. 659. If I die and the reason s un nown, don t wonder why anymore because I ll surely d ie of a bro en heart. It s not gonna be because you loved me too little but becaus e I loved you too much. 660. Mista es are part of life. They teach us that some things shouldn t be done a
661. Don t waste your time loving a person when you don t have plans to let him now anyway. It s selfish! You thin love s wonder; you feel love s pain and the person yo u share it with don t even now it. 662. Perhaps the saddest but most lovable thing that could happen to you is when you re tal ing to your ex a day before his wedding and he tells you, This could ha ve been us. 663. At night, when I fall fast asleep, I dream of a dream that I can t eep. Beca use no matter how much I wish it was true, destiny will not let me be with you. 664. Sometimes I loo at you and wonder if you ever loo at me. Sometimes I thin of you and wonder if you ever thin of me. Sometimes I remember how I fell in love with you and I wonder if you ever really loved me. 665. When my nights were too lonely, my road was too long and the only one that would hold me wasn t all that strong, I loo ed ahead and said, Don t hurt me. I loo ed bac and said, Goodbye. There isn t much that I can do besides turn away and cry. 666. Don t be surprised if one day I ll avoid you and be gone. It s not because you ve d one something wrong and I hate you but because I m afraid to love and be hurt agai n by somebody who cant love me bac . 667. Teach me how to be strong before you go. Teach me how to believe in your li es. Teach me how to control my tears before I start to cry. Teach me how to ma e you mine before you say goodbye. 668. How do you define love? Do you ma e people fall for you and feel a short da mn moment of happiness? Then the next thing you do, dump them? If that s how you d efine love then I should say you ve loved me quite well. 669. I care for you and I now you now. That s why I can t understand why you have to hurt me the way you do. I d li e to as you to explain but I now you don t want to so I guess I ll just be forever wondering what I meant to you. 670. You told me you love me, I laughed. You told me you care, I smiled. You tol d me you miss me, I teased you. When I told you I love you, you smiled at me and said, I m already in love with someone else. 671. A thousand words won t bring you bac . I now because I ve tried. Neither would a thousand tears. I now because I ve cried. You left me with pain and good memor ies too. But I don t want memories, I want you. 672. I always call and whisper your name even though I m so tired of your stupid g ame. When I need you, are you there? And when I m wea , do you even care? I m shouti ng I love you, can t you even hear? Are you even aware I m here? 673. Love is hard to understand, impossible to live with yet so miserable to liv e without. I have loved and have been loved. Sadly, though, never at the same ti me. 674. I can pretend and say I can let go of you. I can pretend to smile and laugh over the thought of losing you. I can say I can get over this hurt fast. But my heart can t pretend cause deep inside its bleeding. 675. I miss you not because you re gone but because things between us aren t the way
gain. However, mista es can also lead us to a lifetime suffering. I true for because of my mista e, I lost you.
now this is
they used to be. I m sorry not because I ve hurt you but because I have fallen for you when I m not supposed to. 676. I m sad when we re apart and it drives me crazy to be far from you. But wheneve r you re near, I end up not nowing what to do and it drives me crazier nowing th at you re just there yet I can t have you. 677. That night you left me, I wished upon a star that someday, I d learn to stop loving you. When we met again, you smiled and as ed how I was. I smiled bac no wing I can t tell you how I m still crying over you. 678. I guess it s too late to cry, too early to regret, too dumb to as why, too g ood to forget, too honest to say I still love you, too foolish to say I m doing fi ne, too desperate to wish my life is through and too selfish to wish you re mine. 679. Real love lasts for forever and a day but love just isn t something you measu re that way. Nothing s forever, forever s a lie because all you really have is betwe en hello and goodbye. 680. There was a time in my life when you loo ed at my direction and smiled. Tho ugh it wasn t for me, can I pretend it was? So I could say, You came into my life a nd melted my heart with just a smile. 681. I don t want to put on my mind that someday, I d have to see you wal ing away f rom me. But before it happens, I just want to clarify something. You may go. But I ve got no reason not to follow. 682. In life, you should find someone who can dance with you under the moonlight s y. Even without stars. Even when there s no music playing, even that someone do esn t now how to dance but still dances with you. 683. Happiness is never lost if you just now where to loo for it. It s always in your heart, where love, hope and trust lives. Stay happy, for that s how I want y ou to be. 684. People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved. And people are bei ng used. 685. The world can bring you down. It can get you wrong. It can give you pains, and even want to ma e you give up. But in the end, just loo bac and remember. I m with you all along. 686. Love ta es time. It needs y that ma e people smile. Love et but so hard to let go. Easy by words, but by feelings, not rget, but how you forgive. Not ou see, but what you feel. Not a history of giving and receiving. Love is the jo is easy to feel but so hard to explain, easy to g to spell but hard to define. Love is created not by humans, but by hearts. Love is not how your fo how you listen but how you understand. Not what y how you let go but how you hold on. Love wisely.
687. It s better for the person you love to be happy with someone else than lonely with you. For most it s called SACRIFICE, but I name it BULLSHIT! 688. Giving up doesn t mean you re wea . Instead, it proves that you re strong to let go of things that are important to you. Because love is not what ma es you compl ete but it s when you learn to be unselfish. 689. Do you now why there are people who had a bad experience in love? But they show to you its li e nothing? They never show you they cry simply because there are tears in the heart that never reaches the eyes.
690. Someone told me, life isn t perfect. Then I thought of you and realized, life is far from perfect. But having you ma es it damn closer.
691. I choose to love you in silence. Because in silence I find no rejection. An d in silence, no one owns you but me. 692. I have come to realize that he s just a guy. A great one, maybe. But he s not m ine. And I don t need to do things to ma e him love me. Coz if he really wanted to , he would. 693. Beware: what is a friend? Someone you can hangout with. Someone who ma es y ou laugh. Someone you can tal to. Someone who nows you very well. Or sometimes , someone who s been secretly in love with you. 694. If you love someone, you have to give the best. Do the right thing. But the best way to an everlasting relationship comes from three words. DO NOT LIE. 695. I can say, I m over him a million times and more. I can stand to laugh as if th ere s no tomorrow. I can perfectly curse his name. But once he s around, I don t now and I can t explain. Why my heart beats so fast that I could hardly gasp, ma ing m e want to fall into his arms once again. After everything that he put me through . He still owns the biggest part of me and the sad part is that, I can do nothin g about it. 696. If you loo inside a girl s heart and see how much she cries. You ll find secre ts. Promises and lies. But what you ll see most is how hard she tries to stay stro ng. When nothing is right and everything s wrong. 697. If someone would as me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head o n your shoulder and hold you close to me. I ll answer with a smile, having this in d of guy in my life. 698. Our heart stops for a second every time we sneeze. Maybe that s why sneezing feels good. Coz even for a second we become numb to the pain our heart carries. 699. Its true, setting someone free is the hardest thing to do. Its not the tear s you cried that ma es it so hard. But the small piece of hope left inside your heart. That someday, you d still end up together. 700. Falling in love is li e smo ing. You thin its nothing then you can t live wi thout it. You can t stop even though you now it s wrong. You say you re going to stop but then again, you never did. 701. All your life, you re singing on to your own tune. 1 day, you re surprised to d iscover someone playing a song that matches beautifully with yours. That s true lo ve. Love is not giving up who you are. It s ta ing up your identity and uniting it with someone else. 702. Its weird how you go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being practically strangers again. So fast. 703. Forever isn t just a word, but a place. A place where two people journey to. So when love sends you there, don t just say forever. Be there. 704. You deserve someone better. One of the most bullshit reasons I ve ever heard. W hy? Coz he could have bin better if he tried to. And it could have been me, if h e wanted to. 705. He is my self-inflicted pain. A preposterous diversion. A momentary bliss. My blameworthy experience. My poisonous religion. He is my annoyance, and yet he remains to be my only happiness.
706. If you find yourself in love with someone who doesn t love you, be gentle wit h yourself. There s nothing wrong with you. It s just that love didn t choose to rest on the other person s heart. If you find someone in love with you whom you don t lov e, feel honored coz his love has noc ed on your door. But gently refuse the gif t which you can t return. If you find yourself in love with someone who loves you too, but love chooses to leave, don t try to reclaim it or assess blame. Let it go . Remember, you don t choose love. Love chooses you. Love has its own time, own se ason, own meaning, own reason for coming and going. 707. Love is indeed a word worn out of use. What most of us thin [admit it or n ot] is that whenever we feel that ilig factor means we love the person already. A nd that is the major reason why most of us fail the relationship we ve made with t he person we love. We should not rely solely by spar s and magical feelings. Coz loving someone is not always about fairy tales and fantasies. It s about truth an d reality. 678. People continue to love in spite of the pain, tears and heartbrea . Maybe b ecause PAIN made them stronger. TEARS made them braver. And HEARTBREAK made them wiser. 709. Insensitivity happens by choice, not by nature. Coz all human beings have f eelings. It s just that there are some who pretend not to feel. And some who act s o blind not to see. 710. It would be the loneliest feeling standing cold under the rain, all alone. But if you were there hugging me tight, just right there by my side, I ll just hop e it would rain for the rest of my life. 711. I cared, I got hurt. I too ris s, I failed. I sacrificed, I lost. I hoped, I gained nothing. Yet, I ept loving till every piece of me was bro en. Why doe s love give me bitterness, when in fact I gave my best? It is when I realized, l ove is just as deep and pure as it can be that no one could ever unloc the myst ery. 712. Little stuff about love: to those who are desperate, learn to wait. Let things fall into place. To those who have someone, now that you re luc y to have that someone. Never ta e things f or granted. To those who got hurt, that s part of the ride. What s loving without hu rting? 713. Never welcome something you can t entertain. Never open doors if you mean to close your heart. Never accept love if you can t give yourself in return. Never st art a relationship you now you want to end. 714. Two of the shortest words in the English language are YES and NO and yet they a re often the ones that require the most thought before they are said. Some thoug hts are better left unsaid, some feeling are better left ept to yourself. But l ove has its way of expressing itself despite the silence. 685. Love and friend are wal ing in a village. Love falls into a well. Why? Coz love is blind. Friend also jumped inside. Why? Coz friend will do anything for l ove. 715. Love s confusing isn t it? We can never tell when to give up and when to eep t rying. When to let go and when to hold on. The question is, is it the love which is confusing? Or the person loving? 716. Love is not about who s on top. But who s pumping it. It s not about whose coming first. But how many times you came. It s not how long it is. But how hard it coul d be. 717. Hard to accept that the person I love the most can t love me. I don t want to g
ive up but the pain wea ens me. How can I be truly happy when my happiness has l eft me? 718. How to fall in love: fall, but don t stumble; be consistent, but not persiste nt; understand, but don t demand; share and always be fair; and if you get hurt, K ILL. 719. I m happy but deep down I m not. I m alright but in reality, I m losing my mind. Tr ied not to tal to that person, tried not to show. But, 1 word, 1 loo , 1 smile, and I now again, I d fall. 720. CONFESSIONS of a 3rd Party: I li e it when he remembers me, only to find ou t his girl is gone. I li e it when he tells me he loves me, only to find out he doesn t have anybody else to text. I li e it when he s extra sweet, only to find out he and his girl had a big fight. I li e it when he spends time with me, only co z his girlfriend couldn t find the time for him. I don t ta e pleasure in hurting hi s girl s feelings coz I now at the end of the day, it s still her and not me that h e ll come home to. 721. Do you now the reason behind why nobody s perfect? It s because of love. We ar e all destined to love an imperfect person. Our mission is to fill each other s em ptiness. It s nice to now the fact that you love someone behind his imperfections . Love bears with all things. No one can hinder and there is no perfect reason w hy you love a certain person. That s love. As the saying goes, to love is not by fi nding a perfect person. But by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. 722. Why do we close our eyes when we dream? That s because the most beautiful in life are unseen. So as me. Why can t I see you right now?? 723. The person meant for you is the person who ll love you even when there s no mor e reason to love you. For in your nothingness, the one meant for you will find w hat s lovable in you. 724. Love can feel li e heaven and could hurt li e hell. It s true that to accept the rose, you must accept the thorns. And if you have the courage to love, you m ust have the courage to suffer. 725. Love s an irony. Whenever one feels joy, the other is lonely. Whenever one fe els bliss, the other bears the pain. Why? Because the other was fatally in love with the one. And that s the sad thing about love; an individual can never have tw o or three. He must be consistent with a wonderful number called, one. 726. He used to be so sweet and everything seemed so mice when we re together. But suddenly everything changed. Now, do I miss him? No. I miss who I thought he wa s. 727. Pain and sorrow go hand in hand with true love. For love is never ideal but real. So don t even wonder what heartaches are for. Remember the song iris? You bl eed just to now you re alive. 728. Its not bad to fall in love with a friend. Just be sure of what you feel an d be ready to ris something. Coz loving a friend is the most beautiful thing ye t the most painful of all. 729. If love is the greatest thing on earth, if love can ma e all possible, if l ove can build anything, if love combine everything, if love conquers all, then w hy does love ma es my tears fall? 730. I once as ed my mirror why when I thin of the person I love, I cry. And sh e told me, when dreams won t fit our eyes, they fall and become tears.
731. I m not a good lover. I mess up. I start fights. I get jealous easily. And I get mad always. But there are three things I do love about myself. I don t play. I give my all. And I love truly. 732. Love is not about judging or being a perfectionist. Love is about accepting , understanding, self-sacrificing and most of all love is supposed to ma e you h appy not stupid. 733. An angel as ed me to give a good reason why I care for you so much. I smile d and said, Coz there is no reason not to. 734. Love is li e the rain. It gently pours. But sometimes its raging fast. But why is the rain so special? Coz li e love, you can feel it. But you can t stop it. 735. I could never choose what s good for you. Neither could I say what you should do. But remember that when the best things are going wrong, I will be here to m a e you strong. 736. I approached a id and as ed: What is love? The id answered, Hmmm, love is when a puppy lic s your face. I laughed but then he added: even after you left him alone all day. 739. It hurts when the one you love left you and say, You deserve someone better. But then all you can say is, maybe I do. But deep inside you re crying coz you now you can t find a better if you already found the best. 740. I learned to love someone with all my life. But there came a point when I g ot tired not of loving but of sacrificing all that I have. Then a thought came t o my mind. I have given everything but have received nothing but pain and tears in return. Is this enough to prove that I really love that person? Or is it a si gn telling me to stop sacrificing and learn to love myself a little more? 741. When you hold someone, hold them li e it s the last time you ll ever see them. And when they go, don t ma e reasons for them to stay. Only reasons for them to re turn! 742. Love is li e handing someone a gun. Having them pointing at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger. 743. Who has the power to end a relationship? The guy or the girl? You may thin that it s the woman who has it. But you re wrong! In reality, it is the man who say s it all. For once he s given up, there s no turning bac ! Coz most women brea it o ff only for the hope of a sweet comebac ! 744. Sometimes love is a playing card. So be careful to whom you choose. Love sp ade, love heart, love diamond, love flower. But never love the jo er. 745. It isn t easy to hurt the one you love. It isn t easy to pretend you re happy. Bu t the most difficult thing you could experience is when the one you loved so muc h hurt you so bad and didn t even notice your tears. 746. How do you see that someone special is the one? pretty much li e finding the end of a roll of scotch tape. You don t need to see, you just feel it.
748. I have watched the sun set and I have witnessed it rise. Love is often li e that. I have loved and I have been hurt more. I have seen cruel brea ups and I
747. The saddest quote by the funniest man ever born on this planet. e wal ing in the rain as no one can see me crying.
I always li
749. Loving someone desperately is li e holding a bro en piece of glass. Not wan ting to give up but your hands feel the pain. And when you finally let go, you re free from pain but your hands are empty and bleeding. 750. I wish I was a star not because I want to shine. Not because I want to have the whole s y. Not because I want to be with other stars. But because I want to heart all your wishes and ma e them true for you. 751. Love? It s complicated, but I ll tell you this. The minute you re willing to ma e yourself miserable to ma e someone else happy, that s love right there. 752. A love that was never given a chance is li e a ghost that will haunt you fo rever even when you re with somebody else. It will always find its way through you and will leave you with endless thoughts of what could ve been. 753. Falling in love is li e standing in a diving board waiting to jump. Whether you live or die depends upon 1 fact. Is there water in the pool or is your mind just telling you there is water because your eyes are closed? 754. You came into my life through a door. Many have slammed it on their way out . Feel free to stay but if the time comes that you would have to leave, please c lose it gently. I might get hurt. 755. You re dreaming if you love a guy who s out of reach. You re fooling if you love a guy whose love is not yours. But you re hurting if you love a guy who s in your re ach but then seeing him loving someone that s not you. 756. I need and want a man who can face everybody and proudly shout how much he loves me. I don t need a guy who s only there when I as him to be. I don t need a boy who can never show how much he cares for me. If he can t stand up for what he fee ls, how can he stand up for me? 757. There s always pain and disappointments when falling in love. But continue sh aring your love coz the more you love, the more you ll get to now yourself. Coz e very person you love becomes your reflection. 758. No matter how bad we thin the future may be, it always seems to wor out j ust fine. Life is made of special moments. We simply have to love the journey, n ot the destination. 759. I m gonna write on all the stones I miss you. And throw it anywhere I want to. All I ll wish is that one falls on your head so that you will feel how much it hur ts missing someone li e you. 760. Everybody in this world is scared, and sometimes it ta es two scared person s to do one brave thing: to fall in love. 761. Why is it hard to be happy when you re in love? You worry, cry, and envy othe rs. You give everything yet it isn t enough. Is it li e this when you love someone ? Or just stupid to fall for someone who can t see your worth? 762. Being bro en-hearted is li e having a bro en pair of ribs, on the outside, it loo s li e there s nothing wrong. But every breath hurts. 763. Love is not on what is seen outside or how long has he nown you. Coz love is all about what s inside. And how he/she sacrifices to see you smile. 764. Its funny to pretend unhurt when I m bleeding. To pretend to be strong when I m wea . To say go away when I mean please stay. And to say I m over it when I mean
guess, I have been one of those. But you eone slip away. Without you nowing why.
now what hurts most? It s loo ing at som
was, I want you bac . 765. Love someone whom you don t have to be fancy or tal in a special way. You do n t have to remind your manners or wear your best clothes and choose you. You don t have to pretend you re happy when feeling sad. Love someone you can cry on, you ca n laugh out loud with, you can spea your mind or say nothing at all. You don t ha ve to try hard to impress him/her. Go with someone whom you can just be you and appreciates you for that. 766. When your feelings get too strong for someone, it always wise to stop for a while and give your heart a time to breathe. A time to use your mind, to weigh the situation based on reason, not on emotion! 767. Sweet thought: missing someone gets easier everyday coz even though you re on e day further from the last day you saw the person, you re one day closer to the n ext time you will. 768. Loo for the guy who d accept you beyond what eyes can see. Love you for who you are and what you can be. A guy who d cherish you more than his peers. And won t treat you as a girl but his life! 769. You are part of someone else s life. Others fill their loves with pieces of y ou. So if you run out of reasons to live, remember that someone else s life can ne ver be complete without you in it. 770. No one can ever promise you they will never hurt you. Because at one time o r another it will happen. The real promise is if the time you spent together wil l be worth the pain in the end. 771. People fall in love not nowing why or how. It s a special feeling that doesn t require much answer. You just love no matter how stupid you become. 772. I ve come to realize that destiny can hurt a person as much as it can bless. And I find myself wondering, Why do I have to fall for someone who could be my de stiny but can never be mine? 773. Love isn t when you can t sleep; it s when you want to eep your eyes open. Love isn t when you eep holding on, it s when you learn to let go. Love isn t when you il l yourself with jealousy, it s when you understand. Love isn t when you fall for som eone; it s when you catch that person when he falls. Love isn t when you see him eve rywhere, it s when you close your eyes and he s still there. Love isn t when you tell him of your feelings; it s when you give up everything for his sa e. And love isn t when you thin you were blind, its when you now that you are wrong but you didn t mind. 774. Its sad to let go of someone for a reason you just can t explain. But it woul d hurt even more, if one day you cross paths again and both whispered, How I wish , I haven t give up! 775. When you truly love someone, you re going to fight for what you believe is ri ght. It doesn t matter if the world told you its wrong, coz if you really love eac h other, you don t need the world! You just need one another. 776. Do you now how painful it is to give up on someone coz you don t have any ch oice but to do so? It s li e falling off on the 11th floor of a building and sadly , you end up alive. 777. I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it eeps you up all night . How it burns and ma es your heart beat fast. Especially how it ma es you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, mil and sugar. Moments later, it pu ts you into a melancholic mood of coldness. Before you realize, it has consumed
you before you should have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again, you c rave for another cup. Just li e love. 778. If you want pain, if you li e tears, if you need sleepless nights and suffe ring, find a friend. And fall in love. Ever had the feeling? You attempt and fig ht hard to ta e someone off your mind and off your life. But each time you are i n that person s presence, you just can t help but fall. 779. I had a dream last night. You were hanging on the edge of a cliff. I reache d out my hands to you. But someone down there offered to catch you. You now why my tears fell? I saw you let go. 780. Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you ll get over that person ea sily. But it really isn t easy especially when that person you love was the only l ove you ever wanted.
1561. You eep on stic ing to what you li e. That s why you never notice those who need you. Sometimes, you are dying for some stupid things while somebody is alr eady dead trying to wait for you. 1562. It is a lie to say you have let go of the past. Nobody let go of memories. Each tear is an unforgettable memory. Each smile is an undeniable mar . Each he art brea is an unerasable scar. Because really, there is no such thing as letti ng go only moving on. 1563. I never wished for somebody to stay just because I say so. I just wanted s omeone who will stay even when I am pushing him away. 1564. Don t tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you. Let it go. It might hurt for a while but when you get over it, you will that it is better. 1565. Past is past. If you want happiness, don t wal together with your past. It maybe unforgettable but the reality is past us just a lesson. Just loo bac but never bring it bac . 1566. It is better to say something direct to the point than to eep someone gue ssing because maybe, their interpretation is different from what you want to say . 1567. You will now true love wor s with someone if they still love the other pe rson even at the worst time of their lives. 1568. Don t count the things you thin you have done for someone. Instead, count t he number of times you felt better just because you made them happy. 1569. If this world runs out of lovers, we still have each other. 1570. It is not bad to fall in love with someone just be sure of what you feel a nd be ready to ris something because loving someone is the most beautiful thing but flirting is more exciting. 1571. They say that when brea up comes someone better will come. Yes, someone w ill come. But it doesn t always mean that he/she is better. Maybe different but no t always better. 1572. Sometimes, you don t have to hate someone for hurting you. And it is not pro per to be bitter either. And the truth is, it is really a common mista e among u s individuals for we live with our expectations. We oblige others to love us bac . For in the first place, we don t have the right. It hurts when it sounds so rig ht but that is life after all. Acceptance and most of all respect. 1573. A simple sign if stupidity is when you told everyone you moved on but when you hold a pen, you still see yourself writing his name. 1574. Never assume unless otherwise, stated. 1575. We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us. But we forget that paths are made by moving not by waiting.
1576. Sometimes, the thing that made we have decided to avoid and get rid off ar e those things that are happening, again and again. 1577. And he promised he would never let anyone or anything ever hurt me, he mad e me feel safe in his arms, until the day he bro e my heart and let my world sha tter, the day he unwrapped is arms and let go. 1578. Falling in love with your best friend is the worst thing that could happen to you. Every time you see them you always want to tell them how much you love them but you can t. So you re forced to turn away again and fight bac your tears th at are trying to fight their way out of your eyes. 1579. Never bother a girl listening to her iPod. She wants to be alone, not both ered. She s in her own world, where the only thing going through her head is music . A world where worries don t exist. She s tuning the whole real world out. 1580. I m tired of loo ing for that special guy, from now on I m just going to stop loo ing and let love find me because good things come to those who wait. 1581. I want to be the girl who he thin s is the cutest. Not necessarily the hott est or the prettiest , but the cutest. Because hotness refers to the body, and God nows mine isn t perfect. Pretty refers to the face and I now plenty of girls pret tier than me. But cuteness is referring to every imperfection that he loves. Eve ry weird little habit. The funny little things that ma e me different from every other girl he could have. Li e how I have a dor y laugh, I can t watch gory movie s, or the way my hair smells. All of the little things that he notices and adore s. I want to be that girl. 1582. The worst thing is loving someone when you now you shouldn't anymore. It' s caring about someone, wondering how they are and what they're up to when the t ruth is they've stopped wondering about you a long time ago. The worst thing is remembering every single detail of your relationship when he's obviously long fo rgotten about you. The worst thing is missing him so much when he doesn't even r ealize you're gone, the worst thing is feeling the same as you ever did, nowing you shouldn't, because he doesn't anymore. 1583. Your worst battle is between what you now and what you feel. 1584. It's the ind of relationship where we have a secret handsha e, and she be gs him to watch Disney movies with her, which he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It s where they laugh and jo e all the time, but they're serious when th e time is to be serious. It s where neither of them have to say 'I love you' becau se they now with all their hearts that they love each other. It s where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to loo guilty in front of her dad. It s the ind of love that everyone dreams of. 1585. I really enjoy spending time with you, even if we're just going to be sitt ing around and tal ing about nothing. There are a million things I love about yo u, li e your nose or the way you smile at me and the way you loo me in the eye too. And I just get the greatest feeling when I ma e you laugh, I feel as if my company ma es you happy, and that's what I wish for you. For you to be happy. An d when I see you laugh at my clumsy ways, it just ma es me want to spend the res t of my life with you so I can see a smile on your face. 1586. The hardest part of this whole situation is that neither of us nows what' s going on. Neither of us nows what each other s thin ing and we're both trying t
o ma e decisions based on information we don't now. I'm scared to tell you my f eelings just in case you don't feel the same way. 1587. Life is li e photography, we develop from negatives. 1588. I don t now why they call it heartbrea . It feels li e every part of my bod y is bro en too.
1590. I want someone who won t care that I m incapable of sitting still for more tha n fifteen minutes, that I can t grasp the concept of cleaning, and that I refuse t o be lady-li e . Someone who can understand that half the decisions that I ma e are the ones that I regret, and that sometimes I overreact. I want someone who now s me in and out, but would still do absolutely anything to ma e sure that I m thei rs.
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1589. I still loo yet.
at your profile to see if someone else has stolen your heart
3. When you re good loo ing, you don t brag it. When you re intelligent, you don t say i t. When you re good, you don t tell it. When you re humble, you just eep it. Kaya lag i a ong speechless eh. 4. GF: ta sil! Na ita o anina may asama ang babae sa Mall of Asia, holding h ands pa ayo. Nilolo o mo a o! BF: di ita nilolo o. Believe me. Yung asama o anina ang nilolo o o. 5. PAL: we are now preparing to land in San Francisco International Airport. If you need any assistance please don t hesitate to as us. Hope you enjoyed your fli ght. Than you. Paalala po sa mga Pilipinong pasahero, ang mga unan, umot, plat o at iba pang agamitan sa eroplano ay di po asama sa pasalubong. Maraming sala mat po. 6. JUAN: (galing sa school) Tay mga classmates o puro zero sa test! AMA: talaga? Eh i aw? JUAN: a o? Ahehe. Syempre zero din po. Magpapatalo ba naman a o? Loo s may capture the eyes. But it s the personality that captures the heart. Kain is! I have both. 7. JAIME ZOBEL DE AYALA: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Spanish. HENRY SY: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Chinese. LITO ATIENZA: 1/2 Hawaiian, 1/2 Polo. MIKE ARROYO: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 por . JOHN OSMENA: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Pinay. PROSPERO PICHAY: 1/2 Unggoy, 1/2 gulay. GMA: 1/2 only . 8. APO: Lola halina at bagong luto pa tong arroz caldo para ma ahigop po ayo ng sabaw para naman po mainitan ang si mura niyo. Halina ayo Lola LOLA: bac off bitch. 9. Kapag ipinagpalit a ng mahal mo sa mas pangit sayo. Mahal niya talaga yun! 10. I m so sic and tired of this cruel life. In solitude I always thread this lif e s endless road amidst the spoo y, cold and uncertain dar ness of the night. Shou ting relentlessly at the top of my lungs just to touch your ears and answer your exotic cravings. -magbabalut na sosyal at depressed. 11. 50 year old lady is dying of cancer. She as s God to give her 25 years more. God approves. After her successful operation, she gets facelift, liposuction, t ummy tuc . Paglabas niya ng hospital, nasagasaan siya. She as s God, Lord, bat sa bi niyo bibigyan niyo pa o ng 25 years para mabuhay? God: sorry iha hindi ita na ilala. 12. Old man was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spi e hair with colors green, red, orange and blue. The old man ept staring at him th at irritated the boy. TEENAGER: never done anything wild in your life? OLDMAN: got drun once and had sex with a peacoc . I m wondering if you re my son.
14. Kailan mo masasabing panget ang isang maganda? Answer? Pag tumabi sa in! 15. A man was in love with an ugly girl. His friend as ed him why her? then the ma n replied immediately, ano a ba? Di a ba nanonood ng ba e ang? Gaganda rin yan eventually! 16. DEATH of MR.BEAN S MOTHER
13. Pwede tayo na lang? Pagod na
asi a o umupo eh!
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor just called up, my mom s dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.) Friend: what now, Mr. Bean? Mr. Bean: my sister just called. Her mom died too. 17. MOM: ana , lutuin mo na itong gulay!! SON: mamaya na! ginagawa o pa tong saranggola! MOM: punyeta! Ba it ma a ain mo ba yang saranggola? SON: Hindi. Ba it lilipad ba yang gulay? 18. May isang pumapatay sa mga bisaya. Nabalitaan ito nina inday, marites, at Te resa. Na ita ng iller si inday, tinanong siya, bisaya a ba? hendi. PATAY! Nagpra tis sina Teresa at marites. Hinde, hinde. Na ita naman ng iller si Teresa. Bisaya a ba? Hinde. Anong pangalan mo? Tirisa. PATAY! Nagpra tis ulit si marites, hinde, marites. Na ita ng iller si marites. bisaya a ba? Hinde. anong pangalan mo? marites. Umalis ang iller. Sa tuwa, napasigaw si marites. YIS! PATAY! 19. The ideal person goes home early, di tumatambay, di laboy ng laboy, di nagii ngay, di tumotoma, di mahilig sa gimi at pormal. In short, di tayo yun! Asa a pa! Lalo a na! 20. If you love someone, give your best shot. If it doesn t wor , eh di wala. Shot shot a na lang!
22. NOEL: ipapangalan o sa a ing ana LEON bali tad ng Noel. NINO: sa a in ONIN bali tad ng NINO. TOTO: wag niyo a ong maisali-Sali dyan sa usapan niyo! 23. NAWAWALANG LALAKI: iho san papunta itong daan na to? BATA: papunta po sa bahay namin. LALAKI: eh itong abilang alye? BATA: palayo po sa bahay namin. 24. TEACHER: o ay class! Drawing ayo ng ahit na anong uri ng isda. STUDENTS: yes ma am! TEACHER: pedro ba it ang gulo ng drawing mo? PEDRO: wag ang epal ma am bagoong yan! 25. alone? I m here for you. In love? I m happy for you. Hurt? You may cry on my sho ulder. Need hug? My arms are yours. Need money? Wala si Vea. Umalis. May ginagaw a. Busy. Hindi niya # to. Who you? di man ita mabigyan ng magandang buhay, mabib
21. Mudra, pudra, gestong ez tinapey. Brother, sister gestong ex ng gestong ez ay emer emerlu. Ang mag a awiz ay pipingutin ez. -dalawang batang bading naglalaro ng nanay-tatay.
igyan naman ita ng magandang lahi. 26. Hindi lahat ng dinosaur, uma ain ng hayop. Yung iba, gusto lang ng hug. -Barney 27. Minsan, nauso ang message na ganito. Ayun, ang dami ng ma apal ang mu ha. 28. Minsan bumagsa a o at nawalan ng malay. Ayun, nauso ang drop-dead gorgeous. 29. Minsan pumunta a o sa isang bayan. Ayun, nauso ang crush ng bayan. Aanhin pa ang ala , ung sayo pa lang may tama na a o! 30. Minsan may nainlove sayo. Ayun, nauso ang love is blind. 31. Minsan na ita ita. Ayun, nauso ang third eye! 32. The worst thing that a guy could ever do to a girl is to say to his friends, Pare, tignan mo. Paniwalang-paniwala siyang mahal o siya. Ang di niya alam, IKA W MAHAL KO! PA-KISS NGA! 33. There was a turtle who fell in love with a pig. One day the turtle visited t he pig and said, I love you with all my heart. The pig replied, ami na ni rabbit, bagal mo asi e.
35. Sabi nila baling araw mararanasan o ring magmahal ng tunay. Natawa a o tapo s sabi o, ahahahahahaha! 36. I am not a super rich friend. Di mapera, alang car pero eto tandaan mo lahit ala a ong yaman frend mo parin a o ahit hampaslupang maganda lang a o. 37. Ang stars ay ginawa para ma apagwish. Ang angels ginawa para taga bantay. Eh a o? Ba it a o ginawa? Wala lang. pampacute sa earth.
39. I may not loo hot enough for you but I dare you lend me your s in to feel m y hotness from within. - aldero 40. You must always follow your heart not your mind because there s a saying NEVER MIND. 41. Be practical daw, if your suitor will as you what you want chocolates? Flow ers? Stuff toys? Nec lace? Oh common! Be practical! Bigas girl, bigas! 42. The day I met you, was the day you met me too!=P 43. Noong isang gabi suma ay a o sa jeep, nagtata a a o ung ba it lahat sila na atingin sa en. Ayaw nila umobi, na atitig lang sila sa in. May isang nagla as loob at sinabi: iha, inar ila namin ito! 44. Boy: Pre, pautang muna ng 5 g bigas at 3 sardinas. Bayaran o na lang agad pagdating ni misis galling US. Ted: Sige eto. Kelan ba uwi ni mare? Boy: Nagaapply na pare, mala i nga daw ang pag- asa.
38. Pasyente: Do , ba it twing umiinom a o ng softdrin s sumasa it ang tiyan pero pag libre di naman. Do tor: normal yan. Manipis asi ang atay mo tas ma apal naman ang mu ha mo.
34. Ang lovelife
o ay parang co e
45. I may be a star now. Famous. Hard to get. Delicious. But the truth is, I m sim ple and sometimes it pains me to see people struggling to get a little of me. - NFA Rice 46. Kung bibigyan a ng pag a ataong maging artista, ano a? SINUSWERTE?? 47. If the sun had not been made, a o sana ang hottest thing ever created!xD 48. If only Adam and Eve were Pinoys, they would not commit original sin. Why? T hey would ignore the fruit and instead eat the sna e. Pulutan dude, anlupet! 49.Boy1: Pare, nagaway ame ng gf o? Boy2: Ba it naman? Boy3: She as ed for a gift, sabi nya ahit ano basta may diamond. Boy2: Yun naman pala eh, ano niregalo mo? Boy1: Baraha=) 50. Guard: Sir, ID nyo po? Dodong: Eto oh! Guard: i- pin nyo po, sir. Dodong: Grabe naming higpit ditto pati ipin tinitignan. 51. A winning horse doesn t now why it runs a race. It runs because of the whip a nd pain. Life is a race; if you are in pain, then clearly, you are a horse. =P 52. If you want someone, don t expect that person to just go and fly to you. You s hould put a little bit of effort and sprin le of patience into it. You ll see but if it doesn t wor well, you just have to do it the hard way. There are the words: idnapping, harassment and blac mail. Just be creative!=D 53. 3 baliw sa mental ng we wenhan: B1: a o presidente dto. B2: wla a sa en,a o si bush, presidente sa america! B1:cno nagsbi? B2:ang dios! B3:at elan ta cnabihan?? 54. Minsan nawala a o sa Pilipinas. Mula noon, nauso ang Search for Bb. Pilipina s. 55. I once approached a little girl and as ed her, What do you now about love? th e little girl replied, Love is when a boy ta es you to the par , buys you an ice cream, tells you that you re the prettiest girl in the whole par and when he sees the ice cream melting thru your fingers, he would gently lic it, loo in your eyes, iss you, put his tongue in, moves his hands towards your breast, isses y our nec while his hands moves all the way down. - hahaha. Ang wild na talaga ng mga ids tofay noh?=P 56. Isang araw nagulat ang amo dahil bumali ang naglayas si Inday. Amo: Bumali a? Ba it? Inday: I care about my job, sir. I care about you. -Inday the Care Giver
58. Miss Universe Intro Gutom a o, guton ayo, gutom tayong lahat.
57. Pasosyal na girl sa bus. Girl: Mang conductor, can you get my luggage please? Medyo mabigat Kondu tor: Alin dito miss? Girl: Uhmm..There oh, yung sa o!=P
- Hungary Olah viola aserola tinola saranggola arinola ni lola - Venezuela Boom abum, ablam! - Afghanistan Malay mo, malay niya, malay nating lahat - Malaysia Baha doon, baha dito, baha sa buong mundo - Bahamas Hindi sa in, hindi sayo. Kanino sya? - Kenya One way, two way, there s no other way - Norway Sing a na, sing a pa, ilabas ang magic sing - Singapore 59. Pedro: Hello! May I now hoe long the flight to San Francisco is? Operator: Just a minute, Sir. Pedro: Really? Than you. 60. Empleyado: Boss, namatay pala manager natin, pwede po bang a o na lang ang p umalit sa pwesto nya? Boss: Pwede naman, ewan o lang ung papayag ang funeraria. 61. Friend1: May taning na buhay o. Last night o na ito. Text text tayo buong gabi ha? Friend2: heh! Tumigil anga, maaga pa o gigising bu as, buti i aw hindi na! 62. By persistently remaining single, I am slowly converting myself into a perma nent public temptation. 63. If someone hurts you, don t bother, if someone fools you, don t mind. If someone brea s your heart, forget it. Remember, time doesn t heal the wound, platelets do !=P 64. When the heart starts beating, there s really nothing you can do but to heed i ts call. When the heart starts beating, you are so dead. For sure, you ll get caug ht. Sharam daram, dararam! - Kapag Tumibo ang Puso, English Version. Ana ng..pati ba naman to pinatulan? 65. Dati lahat ng lala i ay gwapo. Ngayon, hindi lahat ng gwapo ay lala i. 66. Student: Sir, umusta po grades o? Teacher: Aba iha! Maganda, asing ganda ng buho mo. Student: Talaga po?!Wow naman! Teacher: oo iha, Parang hair mo BAGSAK! 67. Ang pag- aaral ay parang isang mahabang niyahe, masarap tulugan.
69. Kanina, nagpunta o sa tindahan para magpaload. Nagulat a o dahil biglang su migaw yung tindera si VEA na asmart budy naaaa! sabi o naman, ate! Rela s! Loyal a o sa globe noh!
71. BF: (Nagdadrive) Babe, pa iss naman oh. GF: Ano a ba? Nagdadrive a e, gusto mo mabunggo tayo? A o na lang i iss sayo
70. If you will see me vrying, don t wipe my tears because, in, who touches yours?
only BELO touches my s
68. Kapag tinanong a ng mga magulang mo ung anong napapala mo sa ungin mo din sila ung anong napapala nila sa asesermon! =D
a ainom, tan
BF: o sige, babe. GF: Pi it a muna! : ) 72. MISIS: Hon, ba it ang dumi- dumi mo at ang baho mo pa? MISTER: Na ita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa anto? MISIS: Oo. Mister: Pwes! A o hindi! 73. Sa paradise of Eden EVE: Adam, do you really love me? ADAM: Tang- ina! Ba it meron pa bang iba?
78. boy nahulog sa septic tan , sumigaw: SUNOG! SUNOG! Dumating ang bumbero, niligtas sya, tinanong: Ba it sunog ang sinigaw mo? BOY: Kung tae ba, pupunta ayo?
81. DOC: Hijo, ba it mo naman sinapa yung atabi mo anina? PASIYENTE: Doc, ninenerbiyos na o sa sa resulta ng HIV test o tapos sasabihin pa nyang THINK POSITIVE, PARE! 82. Sometimes, I have to stop loving the most important person, persons. Ay eto wait. Oh my gawwd. Peoles. They was peoples.was..were peoples.. - Janina San Miguel, nag- aattempt magcreate ng quote. 83. Question: How many words in the dictionary can be used to describe the word UGLY? Answer: only two words: NOT US or pwede ding JUST THEM haha..
84. Shortest fairytale: Once upon a time, a guy made love to a girl. She got pregnant. He as ed the girl , Will you marry me? She said, No! And the guy lived happily ever after. 85.Pinadalhan ni Vic y Belo ng sulat lahat ng gwapo at maganda. Alam mo ba ung anong laman ng sulat? Hindi mo alam?! Hindi a pinadalhan?! How sad! Wahahaha. 86. *Sabin g TOURISM sa ENGINEERING, fieldtrip ninyo bar tour lang sa min *Sabi ng BS MATH sa ENGINEERING, computations ninyo sisiw lang sa min *Sabi ng BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION sa ENGINEERING, explanations ninyo parang sales tal lang naming
80. Paano ung sinabihan a ng crush mo, Alam mo tumataba unti a ng nagiging MUNDO KO. Magda- diet a pa ba?=D
a, bumibilog at unti-
79. Minsan, ang pag a aibigan ay parang sa it. Hindi mo napapanson, na a ahawa a na pala. Minsan tuloy naisip o, aya ba gwapo at magaganda ang friends o dah il nahawa na sila sa a in?
77. Aanhin mo ang taong maganda? Kung pumapanget naman sya
apag atabi o na?
All the best thins are TAKEN! Isang mala ing alolohan. Single
75. Sabi nila balang araw mararanasan a.
o ding magmahal. Sabi o naman
HAhahahahah aya a o, SINGL
74. Ang sweet isipin pag nag- text sayo yung bf.gf mo tapos sabi, morning mahal o! I love you so much mo! Mwah pero di mo alam, SEND TO MANY pala.
*Sabi ng ARTS and SCIENCES sa ENGINEERING, thesis ninyo parang on the spot writi ng lang sa min *Sabi ng ENGINEERING sa LAHAT, suswelduhin ninyo pang candy lang namin. 87. Patience is the ability to wait and the ability to eep a good attitude while waiting. Pero pag ang prof ay late, nilalayasan yon. Anong patience patience?! H ehe.. 88. Mga SIMPLENG PANGARAP Pedro: Gusto o maging nurse para ma atulong sa KAPWA. Erning: A o do tor para ma agamot ng KAPWA. Nene: A o superhero para ma asagip ng nagigipit na KAPWA. Ki o: A o mayor, tutulungan o KAPWA o. Lino: A o ppresidente, magliling od a o sa KAPWA. Juan Tamad: A o gusto o maging KAPWA para tiba- tiba! Haha.
90. BF: Baby hindi a ba nalulung ot? GF: ha? Hindi. Ba it naman a o malulung ot? BF: eh asi mag- isa a lang sa puso o. Gusto mo ba ng asama? 91. Kahit nasasa tanang isang tao, pinipili pa rin nya magmahal. Ba it? Syempre! Kereng eng eh. Haha. 92. TEACHER: Juan, 1 + 3? JUAN: Hmm, 4 po mam! TEACHER: Very good! O i aw naman pedro, 3 + 1? PEDRO: Ayan na! ayan na! Tang ina! Pagdating sa a to eh! Asar a naman ee.
in mahirap na! favoritism talag
93. BABAE: Anong tinitingin tingin mo dyan ha? Ano?! LALAKI: Sorry miss. A ala o asi maganda a a, hindi pala. LESSON: Wag magtaray ung hindi agandahan. 94. DAD: (Holding 2 toys, letting his son choose) Si Barbie o si Superman? SON: Superman dad. DAD: Good! (then he left) SON: Gwapo mo talaga Superman! Na aumbo pa! LOL 95. SWEET BREAK UP Boy: Brea na tayo. Kelangan o mag- concentrate sa studies o. Girl: Siguraduhin mo na wala ang bagsa undu TAYO ULIT. Hehe. 96. PEOPLE: Ang hirap naman ng buhay. GMA: Konting tiis lang. PEOPLE: You mean mahahango na tao sa ahirapan? GMA: Hindi, masasanay din ayo. - Buod ng SONA 97. Aanhin pa ang agwapuhan ng isang lala i? Kung hindi naman a o ang girlfrien d. 98. UHm. Pwede tayo na lang? Pagod na asi a o sa a aupo ee! Hahaha. 99. Ana : Tay, totoo po bang may multo? Tatay: Ana , walang multo. Ba it mo naman natanong?
89. GIRL: San a? BOY: andit o o sa welding shop. Try
o ayusin ang naputol nating relasyon.
Ana : SAbi asi ni yaya may multo daw. Tatay: Ana . Tang ina mo wala tayong yaya. 100. JUANITO: Ang gulo talaga ng buhay! PAENG: Nay gugulo pa bas a buhay o? Tignan mo, yung pina asalan o biyudang may dalagitang ana , pina asalan naman ni Itay yung dalagita. Eh di Nanay o sya ng ayon at ang itay ay ana o. Biyenan ngayon ni Itay ang asawa o. Nang mag aana sila, a o pa ngayon ang Lolo ng apatid o. Di ba ang gulo? 101. Ratio of a good relationship: Rich BF : Happy GF Sexy GF : Contented BF Smart Gf: Under BF Handsome BF: Problematic GF Beautiful GF: Proud BF Atheltic BF: so many GF Luc iest BF: Ehem! NURSING ang GF. 102. Si GAS at PAMASAHE nag uusap: PAMASAHE: Dahil sa yo natuto a ong magmahal. 103. TEACHER: Ano ang pambansang ibon? BOY: Chic en? TEACHER: Hindi! Kulay brown ito. BOY: Fried Chic en! TEAACHER: Hindi! Mas maliit ito sa chic en. BOY: Knorr chic en cubes. TEACHER: Get out!!! 104. PATIENT: Nurse, ano yan? NURSE: Stethoscope. PATIENT: Para san? NURSE: Pinapa inggan o lang ung a o ba ang tinitibo
ng puso mo.
105. No classes/wor until Friday. Two super typhoons are expected to hit the co untry tomorrow. - PAG ASA. Pag asa ng mga tinatamad. 106. Why did God invent menopause? Once upon a time, a 70 year old woman gave birth. BISITA: Pwedeng ma ita ang baby mo? MOM: Mamaya na. AFTER 30 minutes BISITA: Pwede na bang ma ita? MOM: Oo, pero hintayin muna naing umiya asi na alimutan y eh.
o ung san o inilaga
107. In a Miss Gay pageant HOST: How can you uplift our economy today even though we are under economic cri sis? BAKLA: (Namutla) Mga ba la! A ala o ba Miss Gay ito/ Quizbee pala! 108. Kung maghihintay a lang ng lalandi sa iyo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo. Dapat, marunong a din lumandi. - Boobita Ang (counterpat ni Bob Ong) 109. If you want to remove your wrin les, pimples, face mar s and the 7 signs of s in aging, try ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!:) 110. Being the third party doesn t mean that your destroying a relationship. It on
ly means that you made two people realize they are not meant to be. - ma abagbag damdaming palusot ng walanghiyang mang aagaw 111. Ang batang masipag pagla i atulong. Ang batang tamad syempre BOSS! =D 112. New Appointed Muslims in the government: Finance Abu Nadu Justice Abu Gadu PNP Abu Sadu AFP Abu Ridu DSWD Abu Luy Agriculture Abu Noh Health Abu Lariu Customs Abu Tan Mo
wrong send lang a o. Para ay Inday yun. I aw ha. a, be proud! Pinagpawisan mo yan.
115. Bunso: Inay, tignan niyo po drawing o oh. Inay: Wow! Ang galing namang mag- drawing ng mon ey ng bunso o. Bunso: Inay, ayo po yan. Llove you nay. 116. It is really nice to see lovers spending their time together. But what s love ly is when I see lovers fighting because of me. Ahahaha. 117. By persistently remaining single, I am slowly converting myself into a publ ic temptation. Jo e:) 118. Teacher: Bert, anong susunod sa 7? Bert: 8 po! Teacher: sa 2? Bert: 3 po! Teacher: Ang galing mo! Sinong nagturo sa yo? Bert: Tatay o po! Teacher: O sige, anong susunod sa 10? Bert: Jac po.
120. Teacher: Juan, ano sinabi ng mga magulang mo ng ma ita ang grades mo? Juan: Lahat po ba o tatanggalin o yung bad words? Teacher: Tanggalin mo ang bad words. Juan: Wala po. 121. JR: I now the truth Mom! Mom: Ha? Ito P500, wag a lang maingay sa Daddy mo ha? JR: I now the truth Dad! Dad: Ha? Ito P1,000, wag a lang maingay sa Mommy mo ha? JR: (O pala ito ah! Subu an o nga din sa atulong namin) Inday, alam atotohanan! Inday: Sa wa as! Ya apin mo a o, ana o!
119. Sir: Inday, si Sir mo to, nabangga ang otse Inday: Aru Dugo-Dugo Gang a no?? Sir: Haha! Si Sir mo talaga to! Inday: Sira! Si Sir tawag sa in cupca e!
o and I need cash!
114. Kung amoy puto
o na ang
113. Dolfo: Matagal ta. Lahat gagawin o Baldo: A ala mo ba i ita. Dolfo: Pareng Baldo,
o ng tinatago ang nararamdaman o sa iyo. Mahal na mahal i mapasaya a lang. aw lang ang nagtatago ng nararamdaman? A o din. Mahal din
123. Juan: Doc, anong deprensya o? Dr: cerebellum excavatum. Juan: tagalugin niyo nga, doc. Dr: atangahan.. Juan: ano nga uli yung medical term? Ba a ase may magtanong. 124. Dan Torred from Bicol nag TNT sa USA. [at the grocery] cashier: visa or master? Dan: [ inabahan] hanap visa o!! [nagmadali sa ay otse but he needs gas.] Gasboy: Pay first! Dan: [nerbyos] Patay, papers daw! [run to the phone booth to call home] Operator: AT&T, can I help you? Dan: [namutla] alam TNT a o! [pawisang lumabas ng booth.] Kano: are you done? Dan: name o alam nila? Kano: tourist? Dan: pati apelyido o!! Kano: be cool! Dan: patay pati probinxa o? [hinimatay si Dan.] 125. Frat leader: Balita o, gay a?! Member: Hindi a o ba la! Chismax lang yun ng mga chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga chenelyn nila! Mga cha a ever! Me, Ba lush? Haller?! 126. Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Ameri ano Kano : Miss, will you please give me one few two? Tindera: What, sir? Kano : I said one few two.? Tindera: Oh, puto! Kano : Yeah, thats right! (Sa loob-loob ng tindera, Puto lang, pino-few two few two pa! Gagantihan o siya!) Tindera: O ey, sir? What color do you want? Few la? or few ti? 127. Ba la,nag wento tung ol sa boyfriend n'ya "ang sweet2 ng bf u!bago ame matulog,nilalagyan n'ya u ng plasti sa mu ha.pa g di na u ma ahinga,tinatanggal n'ya.proud a u sa aniya!dahil s'ya ang nagturo sa' in magtipid!pag uma ain ame sa labas,ulam n'ya por chop.a u, etchup.na a atuwa pa sa aniya,di s'ya nanghihingi ng pera! usa lang s'ya umu uha sa wallet u. aso hiwalay na ame.yung mga aibigan u ase!siniraan s'ya.mali ot daw am ay.s'ya nalang pumupunta sa bahay u,nawala pa yung ref.sabe u naman,ba a namis place lang!"
129. SIR: Knoc Knoc Inday: Who's there? SIR: KNOCK KNOCK.. Inday: Who s there nga?!
128. tanga1: Pare, a yat a sa puno, pisilin mo yung bunga tanga2: (uma yat, pinisil ang bunga) Oo pare! Hinog na. tanga1: Sige baba a na sung itin na natin!!
ung hinog na.
122. Mrs: Doc, amusta na po asawa o? Doc: Sorry ma'am! Mula ngayon i aw na ang magpapa ain at magpapaligo sa anya si putol na ang mga amay at paa nya! Mrs: Di nga? Doc: Hehe! Jo e lang! Patay na sya!ö
130. 2 men drin ing: Man1: Pare bat wala a pang syota hanggang ngayon. Tignan mo a o na ailang babae na. Man2: (Blushes) meron..manhid a lang asi. 131. How to pass bad news! Kumiriring ang telepono nang madaling araw. Hello master Carlos? Si arnaldo po ito. Yung atiwala niyo po sa bahay ba asyunan niyo. Oh, Mr. Arnaldo, i aw pala. Ano t napatawag a? May problema ba? uhm, napatwag lang po a o para abisuhan ayo na namatay ang alaga niyong parrot. yung parrot ong si Pi oy, patay? Yung nanalo sa bird show? Opo, master carlos, yun na nga po. putris.. sayang! Ang la i pa naman ng nagastos o sa ibong yon! Hay, buhay! Te a, anu nga ba i inamatay niya? eh, umain po ase ng bulo na arne. bulo na arne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpa ain sa anya ng bulo na arne? w-wala po. Nanginain po siya ng arne ng isang patay na abayo. patay na abayo? Anung patay na abayo, mr. Arnaldo? eh yung mga thoroughbred horses niyo sir. Namatay po ase lahat sila sa pagod, a hihila ng ariton ng tubig. nasisiraan a na ba ng bait? Anung ariton ng tubbiiiiiigg?? yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog. Diyos o po! Anong sunog naman yang pinagsasasabi mo? yung pong halos tumupo sa bahay niyo.. tumumba po yung isang na asinding andila , tapos nagliyab yung urtina at mabilis na umalat yung apoy. anu? Puuuuttt. Eh may uryente naman dyan sa bahay ba asyunan ah. Para saan yung a ndila? para sa burol po. ano? Kaninong burol? sa nanay niyo po sir, bigla ase siyang dumating dito nung isang gabi. Walang aa bi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. A ala o po magnana aw. Binaril o..
133. Isang prof nag didiscuss sa class... PROFF: Na i ita ba natn ang Diyos? CLASS: Hindi po PROFF: Na i ita niyo ba ang atawan niya? CLASS: Hindi po PROFF: Na i ita nio ba siya sa langit?? CLASS: Hindi rin po PROFF: Kung ganon, isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun, walang Diyos talaga!! Nanahimi ang buong lase, nang biglang may tumayong isang student.. BOY: Class, na i ita nyo ba ang uta ni sir?? CLASS: Hindi... BOY: Class, na i ita nio ba na gumagana ang uta ni sir?? CLASS: Hindi rin.. BOY: Kung ganon, ayon sa sabi ni sir walang uta si sir asi hndi natin na i ita ang brain nya!!! 134. student:sir, parurusahan nyo ba ami sa isang bagay na hindi namin nagawa?
132. TEACHER: class alam naman nating lahat na ang tao ay nanggaling eba.. BERTO: mam sabi po ng tatay o galing sa unggoy.. TEACHER: Berto di natin pinaguusapan san nanggaling pamilya mo..o ?
a adam at
SIR: HOI INDAY AMO MO TOH PAPASUKIN MO AQ INDAY: ehh asi sana uma ato a di lang sumisigaw ng
prof:aba siyempre hindi! s: talaga po? p:oo naman s:promise p:(sabay taas ng anang amay)promise s: OI MGA CLASSMATES!! OK NA DAW NA HINDI GAWIN YUNG HOMEWORK!!! YEHEEEEEY!!! 135. A boy calling a girl on her cellphone: rrrrriiiiiing! Girl: hello! Boy: hi. May I as you something? Girl: what's that? Boy: may I get your number? 136. American Guy named Paul challenged a Pinoy, Use my name 4 times in a sentenc e. Pinoy thin ing. "Paul, be carepaul, you might paul in the swimming paul!" Oh laban a ?? 137. Sawang sawa na a o palagi nalang a ong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod n a a o. -bola 138. Hindi lahat ng bumabagsa nagsusummer at nagiging irregular student! -Morales!
140. Pinapai ot mo nalang a o palagi, mabuti pa't patayin mo nalang a o. -electricfan 141. Ang yabang yabang mo! pinagtatawanan mo o samantalang dati patay na patay a sa in. -NOKIA 5110 142. Bwisit talaga yung tao na un! Pag atapos a ong ma uha at sabihing mahal a o, tinapa -tapa an niya lang a o! -Havaianas! 143. Hindi lahat ng maasim ay vitamin C. - ili ili 144. Hindi lahat ng Monster pumapatay. -Coo ie Monster 145. Hindi lahat ng green, masustansya. -plema 146. Hindi lahat ng mala as, superhero. -puto
149. Pilitin mo man a ong alisin sa buhay mo, babali at babali parin a o! -Libag
148. Paano tayo ma a abuo -Lego
ung hindi a o papatong sayo?
147. Sige, magpa asasa ayo! Alam o naman na atawan -hipon
o lang ang habol niyo!
139. Hindi lahat ng -goldiloc s
ulot ay salot.
150. Kung walang nagtitext sayo, andito naman a o. Itext mo lang a o, segundo lan g magrereply na a o. -Balance Inquiry 151. Wala naman a ong ginagawa sa anya. Hindi na nga a o gumagalaw dito. A o na yung natapa an, sya pa nagalit. -Tae 152. Ayo o na! Ba it apag nagmamahal a o nagagalit sila? - gasolina
155. A cardiologist was buried in a heart shaped coffin. One of the doctors laug hed. When as ed why, he said: I m just thin ing about my coffin. I m a gynecologist. 156. Why God created menopause: Once upon a time, a 70- year old woman gave birth Bisita: Pwedeng ma ita ang baby mo? Mom: Mamaya na. After, 30 minutes Bisita: Pwede na bang ma ita? Mom: Oo, pero hintayin muna nating umiya sya asi na alimutan o ung san o ni lagay.
158. APO: Bilib a o sayo lolo! Sweet heart o honey pa rin ang tawag nyo ay lola . How sweet! LOLO: Wag a maingay! Hehe. Na alimtan o na asi ang pangalan ng lola mo. 159. A girl was in love with an ugly man. Her friends as ed her, Why him? Then the girl replied immediately, Haler?! Di a ba nanood ng Beauty and the Beast? Gagwa po din yan eventually. The guy heard this and said, Feeling! Napanood mo ba yung S hre ? 160. I am on a mission to avoid a grade of 5.0, to get rid of 3.0, to get not ju st 2.5, to go beyond 2.0, to aim more than 1.5 and this mission is MISSION IMPOS SIBLE. 161. G1: Na ipagbrea a na daw sa boyfriend mo? G2: oo, hindi asi sanay humali . Kainis! Hindi lang yun, isang style lang ang a lam. Hindi o feel. G1: Anong style ba ang alam ng boyfriend mo? G2: Flying iss. 162. Presenting the universities in the country: 1. UP University of the Philippines 2. PNU Palpa Nga sa UPCAT 3. UST UP Sana Tayo! 4. ADMU Ayaw Daw MAg UP 5. DLSU Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT 6. FEU- Failed to Enter UP
157. MOM: SON: Maya M: Nyeta! S: Hindi!
Ana , lutuin mo na itong gulay! na! Ginagawa o pa tong saranggola. Ba it? Ma a ain ba yang saranggola? Ba it? Lilipad ba yang gulay? Shit Mom.
154. Alam mo, wala na a ong hinangad ang pag-iwas mo. -ipis
153. Hindi lahat ng bubuyog -Jollibee
ulay itim! undi ang mapalapit sayo. Pero patuloy parin
7. MAPUA Meron A ong Panaginip, UP A o 8. ADU A o y Dead sa UPCAT 9. CEU Cannot Enter UP 10. St. PAUL Sana Talaga Pumasa A ong UPCAT, Lord 11. PUP Pe eng UP 12. NU Negative sa UPCAT 13. UE UP Expelled 14. UPHS UP, Pangarap na Hindi Sumaa in 15. BASTE Bo ya, Ayaw Sa in Talaga ng Entrance exam 16. San BEDA- SANa Ba Eh Dun A o 17. LYCEUM Loser, You Cannot Enter UP Man! 18. UMAK UP, Masyadong Ambisyoso Ko 19. LETRAN Lagpa , Entrance Test o Roon AY Negative 20, UA & P UPCAT, Asar and Palpa --ahaha. Grabe naman ito. Pero proud LYCEAN pa din a o ahit na anong mangyari=D 163. When I was a id, my nursemaid used to tell me, someday, you will find that special someone who will be with you forever. I just smiled and said, Whatever! Yo u re such a LOSER yaya! 164. Those who drin to drown their sorrow should now that sorrom now how to s wim. PUCHA! Inom lang ng inom. Pupuli atin din yang sorrow na yan. 165. Fastfood crew: Sir, ano pong order niyo? Man: 1 large burger and large softdrin . Crew: Dito niyo po ba a ainin? Man: Pwede bas a table na lang? Na a ahiya asi, may na apila pa sa li uran o e . 166. A fast beating heart doesn t always mean love. A blushing face is not always a sigh that you are in love. Sometimes, highblood lang yun? 167. Top Signs that ur Favorite Pan de sal & Other Bread Products Have Shrun to an Alarming Size 1. Your usual 10 minutes brea fast is reduced to 5 minutes. 2. Brazo de Mercedes is renamed by ba ers as Daliri de Mercedes. 3. Your 7yr old daughter approaches you & boasts of a newly-learned stunt from h er yaya: Ang pagluno ng 3 pirasong pan de sal - sabay-sabay! 4: When you go to the ba ery & say, Pabili nga po ng pan de sal, the ba er would r eply, Ilang tabletas? 168. Mare1: Na u, tataas daw ang pamasahe aya dapat, simulan na natin mag-reduc e! Mare2: Ba it? Mare1: Gagawin na daw PER KILO ang pamasahe! 169. Pedro texted Juan. P: Juan, papasaload naman. Kahet P2. J: O . Napasa o na. --Pasaload received-P: Salamat Juan. Nareceive o na. J: Wag a ng magreply, P2 lang yan. P: K.
170. Sa text.. Gf: Ayo o na sa yo! Brea Bf: Ha? Ano ba problema? Gf: Ay! sorry hon, wrong Bf: Haay, ala o naman
na tayo! Ano asalanan o? send. I Love you! ung ano na. I love you too!
171. ANAK: Tay me mano sa usina tinutu a yung bigas. TATAY: Paalisin mo. ANAK: Oy mano alis a daw. TATAY: Tanga! Ta utin mo! ANAK: Mano , mumu a o! awooo! TATAY: Bobo! Bugawin mo! ANAK: Boss, chic s! P50 lng. 172. 1 bata, pinasa isang blan paper sa art teacher... TEACHER: Ba it blan pinasa mo? BATA: Drowing po a o ng ba a at damo. TEACHER: (tiningnan ang papel) San ang damo? BATA: Naubos na po, inain ng ba a. TEACHER: ( amot sa ulo) E nasan yung ba a? BATA: Ano pa gagawin ng ba a diyan e wala ng damo? Siyempre umalis na! Maam! Kon ting uta naman! 173. DAD: Gabi na! Ba it ngayon a lang umuwi?! ANAK:Dad, not now. I'm tired. Daming projects, events sa school, nag-meeting pa ami with the Dean.. DAD: Mag-tigil a! Kinder a palang! ANAK: You're such a loser dad! 174. AHENTE: Sir, ung bagong supermar et na na binagsa an natin ng stoc , nagsar a! BOSS: Na o! eh P 1M ang binagsa natin dun ah! ba it daw nagsara? AHENTE: Gabi na daw po, bu as naman daw. BOSS: LOKO!
176. STAGES OF GROWTH and DEVELOPMENT 3 to 8 years old: paramihan ng toys. 9 to 18: pataasan ng grades 19 to 25: padamihan ng syota. 26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa. 36 to 45: pala ihan ng income. 46 to 55: padamihan ng abit. 56 to 70: padamihan ng sa it. 70 and above: pabonggahan ng LIBING. 177. ISANG BREAK UP SCENE: GF: Hiwalay na tayo! BF: A ala mo ma a ahanap a pa ng tulad o?! GF: Ba it, a ala mo maghahanap pa a o ng tulad mo? 178. Boy: Di na tuloy ang asal natin. Girl: Ba it?! Boy: Kuya mo asi eh! Girl: Hindi no! Gusto a ng Kuya o! Boy: Yun nga eh gusto o rin ang uya mo! 180. Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found a copper wire says: "Very goo d! Our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephones." Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says: "My God! This means our great f orefathers already had broadband 2000 years ago!" Pinoy digs 500m but found nothing says: "Ang lupit ng ninuno naten... Wireless!"
175. WIFE: Oh? Ba it ang aga mo atang umuwi ngayon? HUSBAND: Sinunod o lang yung sinabi sa a in ng boss WIFE: Ba it? Ano bang sinabi sa yo ng boss mo? HUSBAND: GO TO HELL!
181. Priest: Ang mga ba lay' walang lugar sa aharian ng LANGIT! Gays: Carry lang father!! Dun na lang ami sa RAINBOW! Magsaslide slide ever! 182. In Europe, where PIETA created by michaelangelo is displayed... Italian: Magnifico! English: Brilliant! Americans: Wow! Amazing!!! Filipinos: Picture! Picture! Dali! Pang Friendster at Multiply! 183. Ang love parang ibon, elangang palayain at pa awalan ung talagang para sa yo siya. Babali yan, ung hindi, BARILIN mo! Lecheng ibon yan, choosy? 184. Pag pinilit a ng nanay mo na umamin sa asalanang ginawa mo, eto ang dapat mong sabihin: "No person shall be compelled to be witness against himself. Phil ippine Constitution-Article III Section 17." Haha. Ano a ngayon, Nay? 185. In paradise of Eden Eve: Adam, do you really love me? Adam: Punyeta! Ba it? Meron pa bang iba? Ha?! 186. Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery: 1. Saan yung gunting na bago, ba it may alawang na ito?! 2. 10ml? May na asurvive na ba diyan? Sabi o 5 ml lang eh! 3. Doc, ubos na po pala yung anestisya. 4. Kanina pa bu as yung tiyan, asan na yung pantahi?! 5. Sunog, sunog! Labas ayong lahat! sunooog! 187. Ang pag-aaral ang pinto sa tagumpay pero ang pangongopya ang susi. 188. He said, "I still love you." She said, "You are too late." I said, "So elangan talaga sa harap o nag- uusap?" 189. Girl and boy mag atext... G: I've experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace yo u here in my heart. Though, many things are running thru your head and you are t hin ing that you mean nothing to me, just eep in mind that I am still the same girl who loved you and nothing can ever change that. B: Ah o . Gawa mo?:) 190. Isang araniwang araw sa buhay bilang NURSE: Patient: Iha, masaya a ba sa napili mong propesyon? Nurse: Nay, ma ita lang itang sumigla at ma-discharge ng maayos masaya na a o. Yun lang po ang aligayahan o. PANALO! Pag labas ng warto may prutas, tinapay at softdrin s pa!
192. Papunta a pa lang, sige ingat! 193. Ang taong naglala ad nang mabagal, tumata as 194. Kapag may uso , may mamamatay na lamo . 195. Walang matiyagang lala e na manliligaw sa pangit ang ugali na babae. 196. Kung walang magpapalo o, hindi tata bo si gloria arroyo. 197. Ang taong mainggitin, panget.
191. Kapag mai si ang
umot, mura lang.
198. Behind the clouds, are airplanes. 199. Ang sa it ng aling ingan, dapat ipatingin sa do tor. 200. Pag may uso ba a nsa langit a na! 201. Kapag bu as ang aban, na alimutang ta pan. 202. Kapag ang ilog ay tahimi , walang nagsi-swimming. 203. When all else fails, buti nga bhelat! 204. Sa larangan ng digmaan, na i ilala ung sino ang bading. 205. An apple a day ma es the fruit vendor rich. 206. Pag may uso , mas maganda ang show dahil may special effects.
208. Ang taong naglala ad nang mabagal, may paltos.
210. Ang taong naglala ad nang mabagal nasa moon 211. Habang may buhay walang game over!
213. A o ang nagtanim, ang nagbayo at nagsaing sa a nang maluto'y iba ang umain , bwisit na pusa yan.
216. Kapag ang puno mabunga, maraming mapipitas. 217. Mag ulang a na sa magulang huwag lang sa pagiisip! 218. Ang taong naglala ad nang mabagal may rayuma!
220. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who is cute! =) 221. Ang taong naglala ad nang mabagal, matanda na.
223. Ang taong naglala ad nang mabagal, nagtetext.
226. Kapag ang puno mabunga, uunahan ita. 227. Pag may uso , awawa ang may hi a!
225. Kapag mai si ang
224. Ang taong ngigipit, lahat ng pwedeng utangan
222. If you can t beat them, iiya
219. Ang iyong
a ainin sa
215. Kapag mai si ang
umot, sa baby ipagamit.
214. Huwag magbilang ng mano
212. Kung pu ulin
a ng bato tinapay ang iganti mo, yung may lason!
a pa lang, a o rin sabay na tayo!
207. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan sana mga
228. Ang taong naglala ad nang mabagal, bagong tuli. 229. Ang taong naglala ad ng matulin, magaling sa wal athon. 230. Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa anyang pinanggalingan, adi sa text. 231. Laging nasa huli ang pina amatang ad. 232. Ang taong naglala ad ng matulin ailangan magbanyo! 233. Ba it ang friend pag may problema a, tutulungan a. Pag malung ot a, nand iyan siya. Pag umiiya a, papatawanin a. Pag may la ad siya, isasama a. Pero pag sinabi mong pasaload, tablado na. All text daw siya. Haha.
235. Intellectual quotes and expressions: - I am sic of tired - True good to be tru - When it rains, it s four - Once in a new moon - Please don t ma e fond of me - The more you hate, the more you laugh - Alma Mother - No holes barred - Keep you mouth shoc ! - Ats if?! - It s just the tip of the icing - Connect me if I m wrong - I hope you don t mine - I wanna portrait that role - The nerd! - Will you pleasegive me alone?! 236. Sa simbahan may bata na nagdadasal humihingi ng bi e ay God BATA: Lord, bigyan mo o ng bi e ha? Pero wala pa din siyang natatanggap. Kinabu asan, napansin ng pari na nawala ang rebulto ni Mama Mary na ita nya ang isang sulat na na alagay sa altar Lord, ung gusto mo pa ma ita ang nanay mo, ibigay mo na sa a in ang bi e! 237. Nasa bang a a with your ever plastic friend abd yout two timer boyfriend. Lumubog ang bang a, uunahin mo ba yung bang a o yung sagwan? 238. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipa ita mo na mahal na mahal mo talaga siya. Ipaglaban mo siya hanggat maaga pa, pag gabi na asi tulog na yun. 239. Motto ng mga matata aw: Hindi bale ng mala i ang tiyan basta hindi bata ang laman. 240. Ano ang tawag sa u o na lumalangoy? E di KUKOdile. 241. Ano raw sinasabi ng ipis sa mga taong humahampas sa anya ng tsinelas? Wow! Kung mamalo a parang ana mo o ah! 242. You may have Chemistry with her but you have history with me. - banat ng isang bitter at palabang ex 243. Hindi a nababagay ditto! Dun a nababagay sa mga taong palara! Sa mga taong na ahiga sa salapi! - Robin Padilla
elangan nating madapa para agaw e sena.
Witchi i iz najojogay ditra ! De eng lachu i iz nabobrogay sa mga broong sholara! Sa mga broong na a jigaztra sa julapi! - Rustom Padilla 244. I mixed vod a and water, I got drun . I miexed gin and water, I got drun . I mixed beer and water, I still got drun . With those I campe up with a conclusi on: Bad ang water? 245. Sabi ng sosyal na ipis ay Pedro, Wag mo a o hahampasin ng magasin! Sabi ni P edro, Ba it hindi? Sumagot si ipis, Because only Havaianas touches my s in, who tou ches yours? 246. Lasing may na itang babae Lasing: Miss ang panget mo! Babae: Kapal ng mu ha mo! I aw naman, lasenggo! Lasing: Haler?! Bu as din a a o lasing pero i aw bu as pangit pa rin. 247. Kapag may udeta sa Pilipinas American: We fully support the administration. Aussie: We will send troops to the Philippines. Chinese: We are ready to help end the political crisis. Japanese: We condemn any unconstitutional grab of power. Pinoy: May paso ba?:)) 248. Caloy: Tay, nagtatanong titser namin ung ano daw po ang trabaho nyo. Tatay: Sabihin mo CARPENTER ana . Caloy: Ano po yung CARPENTER Tay? Tatay: Tagapinta ng otse.
250. Some of us have been thorugh losts of tests and I now most of us copied.
252. Huwag masyadong ipa ita ang ase sihan o pagiging hot dahil na a adagdag lan g ito sa init ng panahon. Help save the world from global warming, o ay? 253. Dad: Gabi na! Ba it ngayon a lang umuwi? Ana : dad, not now. I am tired. Dami projects, dami events sa school. Nag- meeti ng pa ami with dean. Dad: Magtigil a junior! Kinder a pa lang! 254. Tatay: Ana , ba la a ba? Ana : Opo. *Sabay lubog ng mu ha ng ana sa harina* T: Ano? Ngayon lala i a na ba? A: Geisha na po. *Nagalit ang tatay sabay nilubog ang mu ha ng ana sa balding puno ng tuibg* T: Hgayon ano a na?! Sagot! A: Dyesebel na po. *Nagalit lalo ang tatay aya pinaso niya ito ng plantsa hanggang sa siya y nangiti m* T: Punyeta a! Ano a na ngayon? A: A o na po si Beyonce? 255. Kapag bilugan ang mu ha mo, wag a masyado mag- ngingiti. Ba a mapag amalan
251. Ginusto mo rin naman a o di ba? Ba ita ngayon nahihirapan a a o aistorbo sa paningin mo? - Bangs
a sa in? Ganun b
249. Kahit hindi man ganun
asarap ang buhay, habang buhay naman a ong masarap.
ang YAHOO MESSENGER.
256. Kung gagawa a ng isang bagay na di pa naiimbento, ano yun? A o? Gagawa a o ng Redhorse capsule 500mg, isang tableta lang, sapul agad! Ito ang tama. ALSO AVAILABLE: Redhorse syrup, for babies 6- 12 months. Redhorse litro pac , natitimplang redhorse. Redhorse candy, para ahit may paso . 257. Noon, maraming babae ang hindi maganda. Ngayon, maraming maganda ang hindi naman babae. 258. I was wal ing down an alley ng may biglang sumigaw, HOY GANDA! Nagalit a o sa a o sinapa at sinabing, Wag na wag mo a ong tatawaging HOY! 259. Kung naiirita a na sa saleslady na ang laging tanong lang ay, "Ano pong ha nap nyo?" Sagutin mo ng, "Kapayapaan at pag a aisa." Tiya mawiwindang yun! 260. GF: Baby, marunong a magdota, di ba? BF: Yup baby. Ba it? GF: Pwede mo ba o turuan? BF: Sige ba. Ba it mo gusto matuto? GF: Para malaman mo ang feeling ng pinagpapalit a sa dota. ? 261. Mga Pagbabago: Noon, pag maganda ligawan mo na agad. Ngayon, pag maganda, titigan mo muna ng ma buti ba a ba la. - Bebe Gandanghari Noon, onti lang ang lala ing gwapo. Ngayon, onting gwapo na lang ang tunay na lala i. - Piolo and Sam Noon, pag gwapo babaero. Ngayon, pati mga panget babaero na rin. - Manny Pacquiao 262. Life is too short to wa e up in the morning with regrets. So wa e up in the afternoon. Tipid pa sa almusal. 263. Imagine life without girls: - phones silent - malls empty - no valentine - no cosmetics - no flowers -no noise -at mamamatay sa tuwa ang mga ba la? 264. Being a college student is fun and easy! As easy as ta ing a stroll in the par , the JURASSIC par . 265. B: Do you now that my love for you is li e the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero? G: Ano yun? B: Infinity! G: Ganun? E lam mo bang ang love o sayo at parang limit of a function of x as x approaches a if the function og x is equal to c if x is greater that a and is equal t o d if x is less that or equal to a ? B: Ano naman yun? G: it doesn t exist?
266. Student s slogan: Kung hindi ayang ilagay sa maliit na uta , ilagay sa maliit na papel. 267. What is love? Mathematician: Love = 1/0 - undefined Physicist: Love is the force of attraction between two hearts. Biologist: Love is produced by the hypothalamus. Chemist: Love is the saturated solution of feelings. Philosopher: Love is consupiscience to rationality. Programmer: Love is a bug of everything. Meteorologist: Love is the rain, binds together earth and s y. Emo: Love is hatred. Writer: Love is the persfect word for similes and metaphors. Noli de Castro: Pag- ibig ba abayan? Murang pabahay. 268. Pag nagmahal a ng may course na: Fine Arts drawing lagi ang sinasabi Accountancy uripot Psychology may salti Criminology bantay sarado a I.T. bobolahin a sa internet Education tuturuan a ng ung anu ano Masscom puro pacute Law sinungaling Nursing maalaga, mapagmahal, understanding, saya asama, mabango, neat, matalino at most of all magaling sa ama. Bed ma ing di ba? May bed bath pa nga e. 269. Simple lang ang gusto o. Ang gusto o, yun ang masusunod. 270. Minsan, naiisip o wag na lang magmahal para hindi a o masa tan. Pero, anon g magagawa o? Pwede bay un? Alangan namang biguin o ang sandama ma na nahuhum aling sa a in, di ba? 271. Today, I have realized hindi man a o laging Masaya, lagi naman a ong masara p. Magmahal. Hehe. 272. Kung i aw papipiliin, saan mo gusto tumira? Sa bahay na maganda at pinapang arap mo o sa bahay naming na ubo lang pero red horse ang lumalabas sa gripo? 273. Batangenyo a ba? Media: Lo, pa isalaysay po ng nasa sihan niyong vehicular accident. Lolo: A o y na a- ung ot laang dine at a o y nagitla sa busina. May mag- inang hasin g hasi pa ng paghi ap ay gab eng gab- e na. Ba ingga aring dyip ay sa sa an ng tu lin? Ay di a o s pala at na sa mag- inang di naiingli. Aba y maiipit nay na aumis pa e. Kainaman! Sa pag- iwas ng dyip ay sumalya sa tarang a, ti lap ang tapaludong lasa o y awang i ng iche. Kabugnot ng drayber ah. Ngalngal e! 274. Babala sa mga aibigang di nagyoyosi, di nagpupuyat at di nagiinom: balang araw mawawalan a ng aibigan. Buhay a pa, patay na aming lahat. 275. Isang araw habang nanonood a o ng TV, tumabi sa a in ang lola o. Ang haba ng buho at itim na itim and damit parang lung ot na lung ot at may hawa na ut silyo. Kinabahan a o, bumilis ang abog ng dibdib o. Napaisip a o ung anong na ngyari. Inantay o siyang magsalita ung ano nangyari. At nung nagsalita siya, a bg sabi, Apo, bagay ba sa a in ang emo? 276. Boy: Kapag tayo na, sabay nating haharapin ang mga problema. Girl: Eh wala naman a ong problema eh. Boy: Eh asi nga hindi pa tayo. Wag ang excited.
277. Sinong pipiliin mo ang magandang nanana it sa iyo o ang pangit na nanana it sa mata mo?
279. Kulangot at tinga nag ita Kulangot: Oh pare. Musta? Tinga: Oh pare! Ano ginagawa mo dito? 280. Napag alaman o na hindi pala talaga water vapor yung uso na lumalabas sa ta ore apag nagpapa ulo. Yung uso pala ay aluluwa ng mga germs. 281. Sa ospital, mag isa nag fifillup up si lola ng medical record Lola: Matanong o na nga iha, ano ba ilalagay dine sa status? Nurse: Ahm, may asawa po ba ayo lola? Lola: Meron. Nurse: Married na lang po ilagay nyo lola. Lola: Hindi naman ami asal eh. Flirt flirt lang yun. Nurse: Hmm. Sige lagay nyo na lang po single. Lola: Pero nagpa- secret marriage ami dati sa barangay. Nurse: Ahmm, sige lagay nyo na lang po it s complicated." 282. Kapag gwapo o maganda ang anilang, masyadong mahigpit ang magulang. Kaya n aiintindihan o na ung ba it strict ang parents o. 283. B: Your eyes are very attractive. G: Talaga? Binobola mo naman a o eh! B: It s true because they are attracting each other. --Haha. Duling! 284. If love is a game, I demand a rematch. - banat ng mga bitter 285. I am the best girlfriend in the world. Want to now why? Be mine first.
287. The best date is with someone who can ta e you anywhere without touching an ything but your heart. Jo e lang! Iba pa din pag medyo manya , di ba may thrill? 288. B: Pangit ba a o? G: Walang ginawang pangit ang Diyos pero iba ata ang gumawa sa yo. 289. G: Ba it nyo ba ami pinagpapalit sa DOTA? B: E asi naman pinagpapalit nyo ami sa oreanovela. --Hala! May sagot na ang mga lo o. Hehe. 290. Juan: Pare, may plano a o. Pedro: A o din may plano, pare. Juan: Talaga pare? Anong plano mo? Pedro: Ma inig sa plano mo.
291. Teacher: Now give me the opposite of this sentence, Children in the dar e mista es. Juan: Mista es in the dar ma e children.
286. Ama: Ina: Ama:
Ina: Kanino aya na uha ng ana natin ang agandahan niya? Syempre sa iyo. Talaga? Paano mo naman nasabi? (Kilig) Wala ng natira sa iyo eh.
278. Sabi nila, masa it daw haJ
apag iniwan a ng mahal mo. Natawa a o sabi
292. The gf texted her bf, Mahal, punta a sa bahay. Walang tao. Nagmamadaling umalis si bf. Pagdating sa bahay ng gf, ato siya ng ato . Wala ngang tao.
294. Teacher: Sinong na a a ilala ay Jose Rizal? Tahimi ang buong lase, walang nagtaas ng amay hanggang sa tumayo si Pedro. Pedro: Ba a ibang section isya, mam.
296. Boy1: Pare, anong password mo sa FS? Boy2: mic eymousedonaldduc minniemouse B1: O? Ba it ang haba naman? B2: Ano a ba?! Kulang pa nga yun eh! B1: Huh?! B2: Kasi nga dib a, minimum of four characters? 297. Pag malung ot a, walang na i ialam. Pag masaya a, walang na a apansin. Pe ro try mong magpabuntis o aya ma abuntis, buong barangay nyo pag- uusapan a ng bongganng bonnga. 298. Ang hirap ng course o. Magshift na lang aya a o sa Bachelor of Science in Falling in Love major in You? 299. Pedro (sa pulubi): Pare, curious lang a o. Na a amag ano a sa isang araw? Pulubi: 200 pesos po and pina amababa. Pedro: Di na rin masama noh? Sa halagang yun, anong nabibili mo? Pulubi: Madalas po isa lang mocha frap cream beased venti and cinnamon swirl sa Starbuc s.
302. A fast beating heart doesn t always mean you are in love. A blushing face is not always a sign that you are in love. Sometimes, lasing a lang. 303. Define SELF CONTROL. It is the ability to stay cool when someone is ma ing you hot. 304. Sa fieldtrip Pedro: Wow! Andaming cows. Mga ilan aya? Juan: 468. P: Nabilang mo ng ganun abilis?
300. Saang lugar parehong ulot ang buho ang nasa isip mo. Tama a! Sa Africa. 301. Girl: Panget ba a o o maganda? Boy: Ha? G: Am I pretty or ugly? B: Hmm, pwede both? G: (natuwa) Talaga? B: Yes. You are pretty ugly!
ng babae at lala i? Hahaha. Gusto
295. Pacquiao: Honey, bu san mo nga yung sweets! Jin y: Saan honey? Ang lambing mo naman, may pasalubong Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang dilim aya!
293. Guy1: Pare, Guy2: Wala, ganun Guy1: Ba it pare? Guy2: Hindi pare.
umusta lovelife? pa rin. Kayo pa rin? I aw pa rin.
a pa sa a in.
306. I.Q. Test: Q: Why is 3.70 = 13.20? A: trisibinti = trisibinti 307. Dalawang pipi nag Pipi1: Pipi2: Pipi1: Pipi2: Pipi1: Pipi2: Pipi1: Pipi2: Pipi1: Pipi2: Na a alung ot no? Nag away sila. Sayang yung friendship. uusap
308. Girl: Bat ba ayaw mo sa a in? Pangit ba a o? Boy: Maganda a. Mula paa hanngang leeg. 309. Dati, ang su atan ng pagiging aibigan mo ay ang halaga mo sa mga aibigan mong nagmamahal sayo. Ngayon iba na. Ang su atan na ay ang halaga mo sa Friends for Sale. 310. Guys, gusto o lang sana humingi ng sorry sa mga asalanang nagawa o. Alam o nagging mahangin a o at madami rin a ong nasa tan, marami din a ong nasirang bagay na hindi na ulit maibabali sa dati. Wag ayong mag- alala di na mauulit. Di na tayo mag i ita. Hanggang dito na lang, sorry guys. - pinapa GM ni bagyong Ondoy 311. Ang mga lala i, parang bas etbol. Kahit hindi sa anila ang bola, inaagaw p ara ma atira lang.
312. Boys are not all the same. Iba
iba yan ng style ng panlolo o.
305. Minsan, naisip o na tumigil na lang sa pag ang sa anin. No more lonely rice.
iinom ng ala . Isasabaw
Juan: Hindi naman. Nabilang o lang yung 1872 paa nila tas dinivide .
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313. Did you now that the heart has no pain receptor? So the next time that som eone brea s you heart, move on. Your pain is just an illusion, a temporary psych ological disturbance that you have to overcome. In short it s all in the mind. In Filipino, inarte lang yan. 314. Someday, you will be surprise to see me beside you. You and me laughing. Yo u and me dreaming. You and me having fun. Just you and me sa mental hospital. A o doctor, i aw baliw. 315. Pag may na ita a ong much better pa sa yo, pipi it a o. Para di a o ma 316. Aanhin pa ang gabi ung wala a namang atabi. E may na arinig: E anong silbi ng may atabi ung wala din namang nangyayari. May humirit: E ano naman ung may nangyayari ung wala namang nabubuong baby. E may affected: Paano may mabubuong baby ung parehas ayong lala i. Ang pina amatindi: Aanhin mo ang babae ung mu ha namang lala i. 317. Inspirational quotes: Lahat ng problema may solusyon. Kapag walang solusyon, wag mo ng problemahin. Always remember, ung aya ng iba ipagawa mo sa anila. Don t force yourself, ma e life easy. Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend, ang iba sa anila may boyfriend. Don t face your problem if your problem is your face. Di bale ng tamad, di naman pagod. Practice ma e perfect but nobody is perfect. So why practice? 318. A girl s prayer: Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him and patience f or his moods. Because Lord if I pray for strength ba a mabugbog o lang siya. 319. Hindi o mawari ung saan e sa to, pa iramdam o nasa gitna a o ng bangungo t at delubyo. Kung sa aling ma ita mo a in na malapit sa yo, tatawagin mo ba a o? Maglalaan a ba ng panahon upang mahanap a o? - Sagot ng Emo sa tanong na wer na u? 320. Nag usap ang numbers Number 2: You are number one. Number 1: I love you 2! 321. After having sex, the girl eeps on touching the organ of the guy Guy: You want more? Girl: Nope. May namimiss lang asi a o. Guy: Sino? Yung ex mo? Girl: Hindi. May ganito asi a o before.
324. Madaling sabihing maganda o gwapo a pero mahirap i- justify ung saan band a. 325. Modern Bahay Kubo: Bahay op o, dami puti . Ang pumaso doon, ay sari sari. Nilamas na arton, sira ng medyas at damit. Silya, basurang mapanghi. Ondoy, parusa. Binura Mari ina. At sa a meron pa San Juan, V. Mapa. Pureza, Teresa, Anonas at Edsa. Sa paligid lig id ay puno ng baha. 326. Paramihan ng ana Haponesa: Pumaso bitbit ang 10 ana . (Pala pa an) Kana: Pumaso bitbit ang 20 ana . (Pala pa an) Pinay: Pumaso , nagsigawan ang audience,
327. Pa isabi nga sa mga nagtetext ng mga chain messages na tigilan na nila yan asi pucha hindi na na a atuwa, istorbo pa! Pass this to 10 friends and ma e a w ish. Mag a atotoo. Promise! 328. Ya ye yi yo yu Ya: sosyal na yes Ye: lasing na yes Yi: bisayang yes Yo: hiphop na yes Yu: ang taong mahal o 329. Berto: Uwi na a o gusto o nang hubarin ang panty ng misis o? Juancho: Hot na hot a na pare? Berto: Hindi, masyadong masi ip sa a in eh. 330. Ba it ang parents di o ma gets? Noon, pinapatulog a ahit hindi inaanto . Pero ngayon, ginigising ahit anto pa. Tinuruan a magla ad tapos ngayon nagaga lit twing may la ad a. Nung bata a, pinapa ain a ahit di a gutom. Ngayon, t initipid a ahit gutom a pa. Adi ba sila? 331. Fooling her? Use hid and shulder. 332. Dati, hindi lahat ng mag syota naghahali an. Ngayon, hindi lahat ng naghahal i an ay mag syota. 333. Ba it mahirap pansinin ang isang ex? Galit a ba dahil sina tan a nya? Dah il iniwan a nya? O nahihiya ang aminin na ang pangit nya pero nalo o a pa? 334. Nung una itang na ita, sa a o nalamang bu as ang 3rd eye o.
323. Kung ayaw mo sa a in, mas ayaw
o sa yo.
322. Driver: Yung mga pangit pwede nang bumaba ng jeep. May chec point ease lang. Pasahero: Tapos uya, sino ng magdadrive ngayon?
335. News update: DepEd and Ched declared no classes on Monday to Friday for it is a whole wee ho liday. Keep updated. For more info, just log on to: www.huminto analangsapag-aar al.com.ph/foreverba asyon.net 336. One day sa tindahan. Bata: Tao po. Tindera: Ano yun? Bata: May load po ayo? Tindera: Meron. Bata: Patext daw po ang inay, isa laang. 337. Paano ung isang madaling araw, umato sa pinto niyo ang mahal mo. Nanging inig tapos nag bu san mo ang pinto niya ap a nya ng mahigpit at sabay bulong, Pa tae! 338. There is a guy in a resort who wal s to a girl. Guy: Marunong a bang magswimming? Girl: (Mataray) Ba it? Mu ha ba a ong swimmer? Guy: Hindi, mu ha ang pusit. 339. GF: Gaano mo a o amahal? BF: (Hinawa an ang amay ni GF at nilagay sa loob ng brief niya at nagsalita) I aw ang dahilan sa bawat pagtigas nito. 340. Juan: Mag iinternet a o. I- oopen o ang account mo. Pedro: Waa. Alam mo pala password o? Juan: Oo, tanga! Limang asteris . 341. Girl: I have experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace you here in my heart. Just eep in mind that I am still the same girl wh o loved you and nothing can stop that. Boy: Wait lang ha? Nagdodota o e, pustahan to. 342. Judith. Itina dang pitsa sa pagbabayad ng bells para hinde mades one , Judi th. - Aling Dionisia 343. Boy: *sha es mango tree* Girl: Anong ginagawa mo? Boy: Eto, gumagawa ng mango sha e. 344. You may be sitting all alone today. But believe in the magic that someone i s meant to sit beside you soon tapos pag puno na, aalis na ang jeep. Ano ba a al a mo? Kala mo tung ol na naman sa love?
345. A mom called her son, a ospital. His mom cried, bog a ba?
Pauwi a na ba? San a na? The son said, Andito po a o s Ano nangyari sayo? The son replied, Ma, nurse aya a o. Sa
346. One of the qualities I li e most about you is that you are very sentimental . 1% pangsenti and 99% pangmental. 347. Walang maputi at madilim na daan ung inuman ang pupuntahan. 348. Pag sinimangutan mo ang umaaway sa yo, 42 muscles and pinapagana mo. Samantal ang 4 muscles lang ang ailangan mo ung sasampalin mo sila. Be wise. 349. I am on a mission to avoid a grade of 5.0, to forget 3.0, to get rid of 2.7 5, to stop getting 2.5, to go beyond 2.0, to aim more than 1.5 and this mission is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. 350. Ngatz bhe. Mhawx. - ngongo, bumibili ng Gatsby Wax 351. Minsan naisip o na a asawa na rin gumimi , sumama sa bar ada para magsaya, tumambay ng magdamagan, walang atapusang ulitan at asaran, mga walang humpay na tawanan, uminom ng uminom ng ala hanggang malasing a. Pero minsan o lang t alaga naisip yun. Hanggang isip na lang. 352. Sa isang sosyaling salon: Gretchen: I want my hair dyed jet blac , cut it short and then treat it with lot s of eratin extracts. Aling Dionisia: I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level and then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand. - Kabog si Greta. 353. The road to success is under construction. Sorry for the inconvenience. 354. Inday uma anta ng Iisa pa Lamang Inday: Iisa pa la- ang, iisa pa la- ang. Bugoy: Inday, Batangenyo a naman masyado e. dapat ay iisa pa lamang hindi la- a ng. Inday: Ah, ganun ba? Sige. Iisa pa lamang, iisa pa lamang. Bugoy: Magaling Inday. Sige ituloy mo. Inday: (with feelings) Iisa pa lamang ang minahal o ng garine. 355. Top 5 reasons ung ba it minsan mas masaya maging single: 5. You can date anyone. 4. You have more quality time with your family and friends. 3. You can prioritize your job/studies. 2. Hindi a praning sa cellphone mo. 1. Hindi a napa-pressure na dapat lagi maganda ang underwear mo. 356. Never try to impress someone to ma e him/her fall in love with you because when you do, you will eep that standard for the rest of your life. Just be your self. Kung ayaw sa yo, lasingin mo. 357. Lagi a ong nangangamba sa tuwing umuulan. Di dahil sa umu ulog, umi idlat
o bumabaha at mababasa a o. Kundi dahil taglibog na naman. Bed weather.
359. Pag nahulog a sa hagdan at na atingin sa yo lahat, magsungit a at sabihin m ong, Anong pa i ninyo ung ganun a o bumaba? 360. Pedro: Pare, alian ba birthday mo? Juan: May 19. Pedro: Anong taon? Juan: Taun taon. Para a namang timang oh. 361. We are all driving in our roads called life. In every turn, don t forget to s top. Why? Ba a may tagay, e di shot muna. 362. Tanong pang- beauty contest, Kung i aw ay maganda, sinong may sabi at saan d aw banda? 363. 5 things na wish mong sabihin sa yo ng nanay mo. 1. Ana , gising na pero ung nato a pa tulog a pa magpalate a na lang sa sub ject mo. 2. Oh eto allowance mo. May dagdag yan pang gimi . 3. Amoy ala a? Nag jamming ayo Di mo o sinama. 4. Gabi na, tulog a na. Bu as samahan mo a o, bili tayo ng bagong cellphone mo. 5. Tumawag dean nyo, bagsa a daw. O ay lang yan, may next sem pa naman eh.
365. Anong sinabi ni apple nung tumingin sa anya si pinya? Apple: Oi, i aw. Anong tinitingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin ting in tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo dyan? Ano namang sinagot ni pinya ay apple? Pinya: Eh ba it a namumula? Cursh mo a o no? 366. Simula ng lumabas ang Dota, nauso ang Single Ladies. 367. Juan: Nay, alis nap o ao. Malelate na a o sa school. Nanay: Anal sandali eto ung baon mong sandwich at juice. Eto na din ung panangha lian mo para mamayang lunchbrea . Eto ung panyo, 2 bimpo, extra shirt at shorts ba a pawisan a at madumihan. Eto na din ang pulbos at cologne mo. Nasa bag na y ung tubig pati yung payong at sombrero mo. May tsinelas na din jan pag pagod na paa mo sa shoes. O, eto perang pamasahe. Juan: Ampotah! CAmpin?! Absent na lang ayo a o nay? 368. Sa loob ng hotel, a sidenteng nabannga ng bellboy ang suso ng isang babaeng guest. Bellboy: Sorry po. Kung ang puso nyo ay asing lambot ng suso nyo, mapapatawad n yo a o. Babae: Kung asing tigas naman ng etits mo ang si o mo, nasa room 201 lang a o.
364. Kung may magtanong sayo na la, gusto mo gawa tayo.
Ano gawa mo? Ang pina amagandang sagot diyan ay,
358. I was wal ing down an alley ng may biglang sumigaw, sa a o sinapa , Wag na wag mo a ong tatawaging Hoy!
Hoy malibog! Nagalit a o
369. Walang madilim na daan, masamang pa iramdam at mala as na ulan ung jowa an g pupuntahan. 370. Isang araw sa may tindahan Pulubi: Palimos po. Tindero: Wala po, patawad. P: Sige na po, hait mag ano. T: Siya sige, eto dos. P: Salamat po ng marami. Isang Marlboro nga po.
372. Sa isang tahimi na anto Lola: Iho, tulungan mo a o. Isa a ong prinsesa, a o s isnumpa. Kung a o y iyong gaga hasain, babali a o sa maganda ong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa. (Ma araan ang ilang sandali) Lala i: Yan lola, tapos na ho. Ba it di a pa nagpapalit ng anyo? Lola: Ilan taon a na iho? Lala i: 22 po. Lola: Tanda mong yan naniniwala a pa sa fairytales. You are such a loser. 373. Juan: Oi, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman. Pedro: Penge? Asan a nung nagtanim a o? Nung oras na nag aani a o? Nung naghihi rap a o? Asan a? Juan: Na ulong asi a o e, na apatay a o ng madamot. Pedro: Ah, ganun ba? Kuha a na. May papaya pa dun, gust mo? 374. B: Miss, para ang saranggola. G: Alam o nay an, para a ong magandang ibong lumilipad. B: Mali, para ang saranggola sa malayo lang maganda. 375. G: Redhorse a ba? B: Hindi, ba it? G: La as asi ng tama mo. B: Ganun? Kaw ata ang red horse eh. G: Ba it naman? B: Mu ha a asing abayo? 376. Julilit, julilit witih sah masu ech. Kung gumuyang, gumuyang ang jutei jute i. Julilit ung gumuyang ang jutei jutei. - Batang bading na bagong lipat sa Camella Homes 377. Bf and gf inside a motel, na ahubad. Gf: Bulilit, bulilit ang liit liit. Bf: Bulilit, bulilit sana y sa masi ip. 378. Lolo: Pa i abot naman yang posporo.
371. Kahit tawagin pa nila a ong plastic, hinding sa gitna a ng laban. - Condom
hindi ita iiwan lalo na pag na
Lola: Andiyan naman ang alan e. Lolo: So ipantitinga o ang alan? 379. You now what is the best part of dreams? You get the person you want, to l ove and never let go. And you what the worst part is? Titi man mo na siya, nagis ing a pa. 380. Apo: Loo at those Big Boats Lolo. Lolo: Amazing di ba iho? They are called yachts. Apo: Yachts? How do you spell it Lolo? Lolo: You are right iho, they are boats. 381. The strong became wea . The genius became stupid. The speechless became tal ative. The conservatice became flirty. And it happened because of one thing, la sing.
383. Ang buhay ay isang sugal. Kailangang handa ang mawalan ung gusto mo mag ar oon. Mahj Ong Matuto ang maghirap at magtrabaho, hindi lahat ng oras nasa taas a. - Gul Ong Ang lahat ay may atapusan. Hindi maibabali ng mga luha mo ang dati nang nawala. - Kaba Ong Kaya mo mang prote tahan ang mahalaga sa yo, sino namang magpoprote ta sa yo? - Bub Ong Ewan o sa inyo. - Bob Ong 384. Young Romance (Kids while playing) Boy: Paabot naman Girl: Ng ano? Boy: Ng amay mo, holding hands tayo. 385. Salawi ain na mga College Students: - Aanhin mo pa ang uno ung sing o na ang uso. - It is better to cheat than to repeat. - No need to review, odigo will do. - Aanhin mo pa ang libro ung scholar ang atabi mo. - Ang hindi marunong lumingon pag exam, bagsa na malamang. 386. Advisory: Don t use real magic sarap seasoning dahil ang tunay na sarap, sa a in mo lang mal alasap. 387. A father was trying to teach his son about the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whis y. The worm in the
382. Don t blame me for being cold dahil hindi a o magmamatigas ang sana a o ng importansiya nung una pa lang. - Nag eemote nga aning lamig
ung binigyan mo l
water lived while the one in the whis y curled up and died. F: All right son, what did you learned from the show? S: Well dad, it shows that if you drin alcohol hindi a mag a abulati.
389. Si Inday may na abanggang bading: Inday: How dare you ignorant road occupant, moving with such acceleration that c aused the elastic collision between my porcelain beauty and your grubby apparenc t if s in. Bading: Shutang ina ang shotulong a. Najongga a lang ung anisanis na pinagjo jobe mis! Kapag naimbyerna a is sayis 390. NOON: Pag may hihiramin/tatanungin a sa apatid mo na nasa abilang warto, lalabas a ng warto mo at a ato at magtatanong (o hihiram ng gamit). NGAYON: BUZZ! You: ol? Sibling: oh? ba it? You: invi. hahaha Sibling: ba it nga? You: tawag a ni mama.
1. Conversation between ex s Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart) Boy: yeah, she is. (But you re still the most beautiful girl I now) Girl: I heard she s funny & amazing. (All the stuff I wasn t) Boy: She sure is. (But she s nothing compared to you) Girl: I bet you now everything about her by now (Li e how you new just about e verything about me) Boy: Only the stuff that count (I can t even remember the stuff she tells me when I thin of you) Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did) Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me & you?) Girl: Well I got to go. (Before I start to cry) Boy: Yeah me too. (I hope you don t cry) Girl: Bye. (I still love you) Boy: Later. (I never stopped) 2. Girl: Do you really love me? Boy: Of course I do. Girl: I want to hear you say it. Boy: I don t have to.
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Girl: Why not? Boy: Because... Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words. Boy: I can t... The girl started to cry softly and said: Then you don t love me... The two continued to wal in silence. They reached the girl s home. Girl: Why? Boy: Do you really want to now? Girl: (hesitantly) yes. He hugged her gently, issed the tip of her nose and whispered in her ear, e three words are not enough...
3. Her: Don t you wish we were older? Him: Sometimes. Why? Her: I don t now. I just want to get out of here. Start my own life. You now? Him: You mean. Our own life? Her: What do you mean? Him: I mean, that if we were older, I d as you to marry me. Her: And I d say yes. <3 4. GIRL: you now what ind of wedding I want? GUY: No, what ind? GIRL: I ve always dreamed of a wedding filled with elaborate elegance, a church fi lled with flowers, and friends. GUY: that s nice. GIRL: yeah... so what ind of wedding do you want? GUY: one that would ma e you my wife. 5. Boy: I saw her. Still pretty and she loo so happy. Girl: I saw him. I felt li e crying but I won t let him notice that. Boy: I wonder if she s now ta en, maybe, she is. Girl: I m still single, can t seem to find someone who could ta e his place. Boy: I now she s angry. Girl: After all he s done, I couldn t get angry. Boy: I m coward not to choose her. Girl: He was brave enough to choose the one he truly loves. Boy: I regret it. Girl: Wish he never left. Boy: I love her but it s too late, she doesn t love me anymore. Girl: I love him still but I should move on. =( 6. A faithful husband was drun ; he didn t now what was happening around him. Upo n going home, he directly entered the room and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything is in order, tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a no te, Good morning Hon, I ll just buy groceries for our dinner! Have your brea fast! Love you! He was wondering why that is so, even though he was drun last night. H e as ed his son, What happened last night? Why is this so? Your mom should be ang ry. Son replied, Mom tried to unclothe you, but you said, Stop! I m married. 7. One day, the body as ed the heart. The doctor cures me when I m hurt. But who c ures you when you re hurt? The heart answered, I have to cure myself. Maybe that i s why everyone has their own way of healing their hearts. They drin , smo e, sin g, get angry, laugh and cry. They pour their heart out to friends, go on trips, ma e themselves busy and love again. But you now what the worst remedy people o ften do is? They just ignore the pain and pretend not hurt at all. 8. An interview with God. Man: What surprises you most about human ind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to
be children again. That they lose their health to ma e money and money to restore their health. That by thin ing anxiously about y forget the present, such that they live in neither the present That they live as if they will never die and die as though they . God bless!
then lose their the future, the nor the future. had never lived
9. A beautiful story. A girl as ed a boy, Do you thin I m pretty? He answered, No. She as ed, Do you want to be with me forever? He said, No. She as ed, Do you li e me? The boy said no. She the n as ed, If I were to leave you, would you cry? and again, he replied, No. She had h eard enough. As she wal ed away, tears streaming down her face, the boy caught u p with her and said, You are not pretty, you are beautiful. I don t want to be with you, I need to be with you. I don t li e you, I love you, and the moment you leav e, I won t cry, I will die. 10. While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-year old son pic ed up a stone and scratched line on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad too the child s han d and hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, h is child said, Dad, when will my fingers grow bac ? Dad was so hurt. He went bac to the car and ic ed it a lot of times. Sitting bac , he loo ed at the scratche s the child made, it read... I LOVE YOU DADDY
11. I saw this girl, trying to find something. I as ed what she was loo ing for. She answered my life¨. I as ed did you lost it? ¨she said: No I didn t, I just wasted it on someone who s not worth wasting...¨ 12. GIRL: I bro e up with him today. I told him I wasn t happy. He didn t even as w hy. I thought he would as me to stay. But he didn t. He just let me go. And just li e that, I lost the guy I waited for so long. GUY: She bro e up with me today. She said she wasn t happy. I was too hurt to as why. I wanted to stop her from leaving. But if she s not happy with me, there s no w ay I can ma e her stay. So I just let her go. Just li e that, I lost the girl I ve been dreaming of for so long. 13. A prince was cursed by a witch. He could only spea a word per year. But if he doesn t, he could save the words for next year. One day, he saw a pretty prince ss and fell in love with her. He waited for 9 years to say, My lady, I love you. Will you marry me? and the beautiful princess said, pardon? 14. 1 day friendship and love met. LOVE: why do you exist if I already exist? FRIENDSHIP: [smiled.] to put a smile where you leave tears. LOVE: well if that s what you do, how come there are still many people crying? FRIENDSHIP: it s my fault. Instead of doing my job, I sometimes end up doing yours . 15. A 7 year old girl as s her dad. Why does my leg cramp and couldn t feel anythin g? Dad answered: your leg becomes numb if you lay still and don t move because blood d oesn t circulate properly. When the girl turned 18, she fell in love and experienced her first heartbrea . 1 day, dad saw his daughter lying still while holding her chest. Dad as ed her, w hat s wrong? The girl said, I m lying still while holding my breath. I m trying to ma e my heart c ramp so I could be numb and would be hurt no more! 16. A girl was sic on their prom night. She was so disappointed because her cru sh invited her to be his date. She was crying the whole night; she doesn t want to come out of her room. Then her brother noc ed and told her someone was loo ing for her. She finally went out of her room and saw that her house was full of ro
17. To renovate a house, someone in Japan had to tear the wall open. After he di d, he found a lizard stuc because a nail was hammered into one of its feet. He pitied the lizard and was curious. When he chec ed the nail, it turns out that i t was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. He wondered how this l izard survived 10 years without moving. Later, another lizard came with food in its mouth. He was amazed. The newcomer lizard had been feeding the stuc one for the past 10 years. What can love and friendship do? It can do wonders and mirac les. 18. CHILD: what s the feeling of being in love? ADULT: it s li e going to a theme par and riding all the rides you want! CHILD: so it will ma e you dizzy and vomit? ADULT: no, it s li e going to a candy store and having to eat all the sweets you w ant. CHILD: so it will ma e your tooth hurt? ADULT: no, it s li e so fast with nothing boggling your mind! CHILD: so it will bruise you and leave you a scar once you trip and fall? 19. Two teardrops were floating down the river. DROP1: who are you? DROP2: I am the teardrop of the boy who lost a woman. Who are you? DROP2: I am the teardrop of the girl regret letting a man go. 20. GUY: what s your biggest fantasy? GIRL: to be issed by someone in the rain. How about you? GUY: to be that someone issing you in the rain. 21. He told me I was everything he ever wanted. We ve been together for some years ; I was thin ing that it would forever be US . Then a day came when he alleged me o f having another guy. He bro e up with me because of that. The next day, I saw h im with one of my friends before, they were issing. I heard a person who passed by saying, They were together for a year. Tears rolled down my chee s. He bro e u p with me for her. And I felt so dumb. The way he told sweet stuffs. Now I reali zed, no matter how sweet their words may be, BOYS will always be BOYS!! 22. There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind. She hated e veryone except her boyfriend. One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world, she ll marry her bf. One day, someone donated EYES to her and then she saw everything including her bf. Her bf as ed her; now that you can see, will you marry me? the girl was shoc ed when she saw that her bf is also blind. She refus ed to marry him. Her bf wal ed away with tears and said, Just ta e care of my eye s. 23. A sad story: A man went to visit his wife at the hospital. After a while, he issed his wife goodbye. He used the elevator as he left. And then suddenly, he cried. Why do yo u thin did the man cried? Because when he was inside the elevator, there was a sudden brown out. And the o nly thing eeping his wife alive is a machine. 24. Two boys were courting the same girl. The first one was rich while the other one was poor. The girl decided to choose the rich one. He told the poor man to get out of their life and laughed after him. The next day, the poor man heard th at the two were getting married. That time, he gave up. He left that place and w or ed hard for himself. After a very lone year, he went bac to his old place. H e found out that the girl he loved committed suicide and died. He saw her diary and a letter for him. I chose him because he ll ill you if I go to you. I sacrific
ses, balloons and music. Then he saw her crush, he said, e prom, I ll ma e the prom come to you.
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ed myself and my love for you. Forgive me please. 25. A man was in love with an ugly girl. His friend as ed him, why her? the man re plied immediately, if only you can borrow my eyes, then you ll see how beautiful sh e is. 26. A sad story: I saw a slow, passionate and romantic iss. Her arms were aroun d his nec . His were on her waist. Her eyes were closed and so was his. It was l i e watching a issing scene from a movie. Ideal, genuine, breathta ing. I can s ense they re enjoying the pleasure of the moment, and I now I could ve enjoy watchi ng them doing that except for this two simple bitter fact. He is my boyfriend an d she is my best friend. 27. One night, a girl visited her boyfriend for it was his birthday. The girl ba ed a ca e for him with a candle at the center. She lighted the candle and said, Ma e a wish. The guy closed his eyes and tears started running down. When he open ed his eyes, the girl as ed him, What did you wish for? he replied, freedom from a girl whom I never loved even from the start. 28. GF and BF met an accident. BF survived, GF died. GF begged for a second life coz she love bf very much. Request granted. Living in another body, GF met her bf again. They were dating till the night that bf spea s, now what? Your actions seem familiar. You re li e one of my girls I used to play with. But duh! She s now dead coz of my plan. 29. One day, a girl got a note from her boyfriend. Boyfriend s note: our relations hip is off. Could you send my photographs bac ? The girl sent a pile of pictures of different boys with the message: girl s note: I can t remember what you loo li e. Could you please ta e out your photo and return the rest? 30. There s a girl who changed the bad boy image of her bf. The guy changed coz he love his GF very much. The girl is planning to brea him up, coz she believes t hat he is still a bad boy. 1 day her bf got in trouble. His enemy came bac for revenge at him. The girl is waiting for him, to say that she wants to brea up w ith him. Until her schoolmate said, your BF got in trouble and sad to say, he die d coz he loves you very much. He never attempted to fight coz he is scared that you will be angry when he ll fight again.
52. GF: Spell mo nga yung EMPTY? Bobong BF: Uhm hindi o alam eh, pero try o. Dobol u w yu?
54. Para ay daddy at mommy, gagawin o ang lahat ng a ing ma a aya. - Nobita Ang tunay na ayamanan ay pag a aibigan. - Mojac o Kung mag- aaral a lang ng mabuti, matutupad mo lahat ng pangarap mo. - Doraemon Hindi masusolusyunan ang isang pag a amali ng isa pang pag a amali. - Meowth Ang buhay ay isang mahabang paglala bay. - Tom Sawyer Pa- minsan minsan, elangan din natin mati man ang pag atalo.
53. Mahirap magmahal ng taong hindi sayo. Masasa tan a ahit hindi dapat. Iiya a ahit hindi ayo. Pero higit na masa it ay alam mong mahal a rin nya pero w alang pag a ataon para mahalin ninyo ang isa t isa.
51. Minsan ahit i aw ang na a i aw ang priority.
schedule, elangan mo pa rin maghintay
-Judy Abott Sino ang nagsabing wala tayong matutunan sa cartoons? 55. CUTE STORY Since her crush didn t tal to her, the girl missed him so much. One night while w al ing she saw her crush with another girl. Know what she did? She called her cr ush saying, Hi baby! Sino sya? Sabi mo sabay tayong a ain? May a ausapin a lan g pala. I love you. Her crush blushed and the girl who is with her cursh said, O ayo nap ala ng cursh mo eh. Pahingi hingi a pa ng advice. 56. Wag mo ipa ita sa mga tao na malung ot a ung wala ang bala magbahagi ng problema. Para ang nag- alo ng candy pero hindi mo naman ibibigay. -Doraemon 57. Minsan ang mga bagay na pinapayo mo sa ibang tayo ay mas epe tibo sa iyo. 58. Kapag dumating ang araw na naramdaman mong dalawa ang mahal mo, wag ang mam ili pa. Dun a na lang sa pangalawa. Ba it? Kasi hindi a naman magmamahal ng ib a ung talagang mahal mo pa yung una, di ba? 59. Masarap maging single. Solo mo tiem mo. Walang dumadagdag sa problema. Hindi a obligado magtext. Ang pagiging single ay talagang masarap pero di o sinabin g masaya. 60. Ang puso o parang rubix cube. May susubo buuin pero susu o rin. May pipili t bumuo pero iiwan rin. Pero may taong dadaan at aayusin, at pag nabuo na bigla ulit sisirain. 61. MGA DAPAT TANDAAN ng mag- M.U. 1. Wag masyado mag- expect. Wala ayong commitment. 2. Pwede a pagselos. Pwede a magtampo. 3. Pwede ma ipagdate sa iba pero wag ng magpaalam. 4. Pwede mo sya lambingin. 5. At pag na ita mo syang may mahal ng iba, pwede a umiya . Pwede masa tan. Per o hindi mo sya pwedeng sumbatan dahil wala ang arapatan. 62. Minsan mahirap ibali ang nangyari na. Mahirap magsisi ung huli na ang laha t. Minsan mahirap umiwas ung mahal mo talaga. Hirap din magmahal ung hindi nam an talaga aw ang minamahal niya. 63. Paano mo malalaman ung mahal mo isang tao? Kapag hinahanap-hanap mo ba? Kap ag nami-miss mo? Siguro. Pero mahal mo talaga apag masaya a basta masaya siya, ahit sa piling ng iba. 64. Pinahalagahan ita, nilo o mo a o. Inalagaan ita, pinabayaan mo a o. Minaha l ita, sina tan mo a o. Pina awalan ita, iniwan mo nga a o. 65. Alam o ung paano umiya asi umiya na a o sayo. Alam o ung paano masa t an asi sina tan mo na a o. Alam o ung paano umasa asi pinaasa mo na a o. Per o alam mo ung anong hindi o alam? Hindi o alam ung paano magmahal asi ahit ailan hindi mo naman a o minahal. 66. Ganyan a na ngayon, di mo na inisip na may masasa tan sa ginawa mo, inisip mo lang yung sarili mo. Ba it ba ganyan a? Talaga bang manhid a lang o di mo n ga talaga a o mahal? 67. There are times I want to be mad, there are times I want to give you up, the re are times I want to cry, but no matter how many times I thin about that, I a lways end up saying "Tangina, mahal nga ita".
68. Paano o sasabihin na mahal ita ung pag-aari a na ng iba? Masa it man per o ailangan ong tiisin na ahit mahal ita, hindi na pwede asi anya a na! 69. Masa it man isipin, alam ong may iba a na. Ayo o man tanggapin, alam ong mahal mo talaga sha. Kaya ngayon, nandito a o nag-iisip, minsan umiiya . Siguro dahil i aw pa rin talaga. 70. I hate you! Why? Coz I don't hate you now, not even a little, not even at al l. Galit a o sayo pero higit sa sarili o dahil hindi o magawang alimutan a h anggang ngayon. 71. How could you easily forget someone whom you love more than your life, whom you give almost everything even your own happiness, then suddenly tell you, "Sor ry, di na asi ita mahal e, sya na mahal o." 72. Di o ginusto, nahulog lang a o sayo. Di o pinigilan asi a ala o mahal mo rin a o. Di o a alain, masasa tan a o ng ganito. Di o napansin, mu ha na pala a ong tanga. Pero wala a nang magagawa, mahal na ita. 73. Sayang, di o sya binigyan ng isa pang pag a ataon. Sayang, sinarado o agad yung puso o. Sayang, iniwan o na lang sya basta. A ala o asi mahal mo o, d i pala. 74. Isipin mo na lang, parehas tayong umiya , parehas tayong nasa tan at parehas tayong nahirapan. Pero ba it ganon? Sa huli, sino lang yung natirang nagmamahal ? A o lang diba? 75. Sabi nila mang-gagamit a daw. Sabi nila hindi mo naman daw a o mahal. Sabi nila nagtitiis a lang daw sa a in. Sabi o sa anila, handa naman a ong iwanan mo a o e, ma ita lang itang masaya. 76. A ala o mahal mo a o? A ala o a o lang? A ala o di mo o sasa tan? Tangin a! A ala o lang yun! Tanga o noh? A ala o asi di mo o iiwan e, sinungaling a pala. 77. Alam mo mahal ita. E ano naman pala sayo? Wala lang diba? Kahit na magmu ha na a ong tanga, ginawa na lahat at iniya an a, alam ong wala pa ring wenta. Simpleng aibigan lang naman a o diba? 78. Lord, let me accept the fact that this is the farthest that I can get, the c losest I could be and the clearest that I shall see and no matter what I do, I c an never ma e him love me too. Hanggang dito na lang talaga a o. 79. Ba it aya may mga taong gustong mag-isa? A o, ayo o nga! Malung ot. Na a ab aliw. Na a agago. Na a a-irita. Na a amatay. Kayo a o, hinding-hindi ita iiwan asi ayo ong mangyari sayo yung ginawa mo sa a in. 80. Ngayon ay iniiya an mo sya dahil nag amali a, pinaglaruan mo ang anyang pu so. Pero ngayon, hinahanap mo sya dahil mahal mo pa pala sya. Pero huli a na, d ahil puso niya'y a in na. 81. Mahal ita, matagal na. Alam o din na mahal mo sya. Pero, sinabi o pa rin sayo yung nararamdaman o. Tapos, nag ita tayo, lumapit a, sabay hirit: "Uy! Ka mi na!"
83. Nung sina tan mo a o, umiya a o. Nung iniwan mo a o, tinanggap o lang. Hin di ita pipiliting maging a in dahil alam o ung ano ang magpapasaya sayo, sya.
82. Umiya a? Dahil sa anya na naman? Mahal mo sya diba? Pero may mahal syang iba. Ang sa it noh? Pero sana isang araw, malaman mo na di lang i aw ang nasasa tan. Di mo lang napapansin na nandito lang a o, nagmamahal sayo.
84. Mahal ita, mahal mo sya. Sya naman di a ayang mahalin tulad ng pagmamahal o sayo. I aw asi gago, sya naman manhid. Parang i aw at a o i aw yung manhid, a o naman nagpapa agago sayo. 85. Miss you! Sobra! Grabe! Di o nga alam ba it basta alam o miss ita. Ah! Al am o na dahilan! Kasi mahal ita, mahal na mahal! I aw? Miss mo rin ba a o? 86. Ba it ganon? Hindi pala lahat ng a ala mo totoo noh? Dahil a ala o di ita ailangan, a ala o di ita mamahalin pero mali pala a o. At nung inaa ala ong minamahal mo a o, ni minsan, di pala nag atotoo.
88. Kapag wala a na, di na a o iiya . Kapag wala a na, di na a o malulung ot. Kapag wala a na, di na a o matata ot. Kapag wala a na di na a o magmumu hang t anga. Alam mo ung ba it? Kasi wala na rin a o. 89. Mahal mo pa sya? Mahal a ba niya? Kasi may gusto sana a ong sabihin, mahal asi ita e! Kaya lang huli na ata. Pero ung wala na sya, nandito lang a o, nag hihintay. 90. Sabi mo mahal mo a o, sabi mo rin seryoso a. Nag-promise a pa nga diba? Yu n naman pala e, pero ba it hindi naging tayo? Siguro asi andyan sya at mas maha l mo sya, diba? 91. Munti o nang ipagtapat sayo ang nararamdaman o nung mag asama tayo, munti o nang sabihin na mahal ita. Pero nung sasabihin o na, napatigil a o. Dahil bigla mong sinabi, "Alam mo, miss o na sya." 92. Isang araw, parang mahal mo a o. Isang araw, hindimo a o pinapansin at paran g wala lang a o sayo. Isang araw, sabi mo mahal mo a o. Sabay isang araw sabi mo , "Uy! Lo o lang yun ha! Ba a seryosohin mo." 93. Sana a o na lang ang aharap mo nung sinabi mong "Mahal ita" asi yun din n aman nararamdaman o para sayo. Kung ba it asi sa anya pa. Yan tuloy, umiiya a na naman.
95. Ba it ba a o nagpapa agago sayo? Ano bang meron a at minahal ita ng sobra? Lalo mo a ong sina tan nang malaman mong mahal ita. Hirap asi sayo, di a nam an niya mahal pinagpipilitan mo pa rin ang sarili mo sa anya. Mahal mo ba sya o pilit mo lang a ong sinasa tan? 96. What if na-realize mong hindi pala sya? What if na-realize mong a o pala tal aga? Pero what if nung time na yun, may mahal na a ong iba at na-realize o rin na hindi talaga tayo para sa isa't isa? 97. Ayaw mo ba sa a in? Sabihin mo naman yung totoo. Ang hirap asi e, ang sa it -sa it. Lagi na lang a ong umaasa sa taong minahal o ng sobra-sobra na iiwan lang pala a ong mag-isa. 98. Our closeness means a lot to me. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jum p out of the window, I won't! Instead, I'll catch you and say: "Di ba walang iwa nan?"
94. Hindi o alam ung ano ba talaga ang nararamdaman o sayo. Alam ong mahal ita, pero tama bang sabihin yun ung hanggang aibigan lang tayo? Ba it hindi na tin malagyan ng ahulagan sa bawat pagsabi mo na mahal mo rin a o? Kasi nga hang gang aibigan lang tayo, hanggang doon na lang.
87. Naiisip mo ba ung paano buhay mo nang wala a o? Siguro normal pa rin lahat para sayo. Pero sa a in? Siguro magmumu mo a o sa isang tabi nag-iisip ung ba it yung buhay o parang ulang.
99. Buong a ala o na alimutan na ita. Pero nang malaman o na may iba a na, n aramdaman o, masa it pa rin pala. Pero hayaan mo, dito lang a o, maghihintay sa pagbali ng pagmamahal mo. 100. Di naman a o umaasang mahalin mo a o. O lang naman sa a in ung ayaw mo ta laga. Pero sana naman wag mo na ipamu ha sa a in ung gaano mo sya amahal. Kasi ang sa it e, ang sa it-sa it. 101. Ba it ganon? Ang hirap magmahal ng sobra-sobra. Nagbago a dahil sa anya, ipinaglaban mo pa. Mahal na mahal mo sya samantalang sya, walang ibang ginawa u ndi paiya in a. 102. Hinintay ita dahil a ala o i aw na. Hinintay ita dahil a ala o totoo a na. Hinintay ita aya binalewala o yung iba. Naghintay a o dahil mahal ita. Yun pala, naghintay a o sa wala. Ang la i ong tanga 103. Sabi nila mas mabuting sabihin mo directly sa tao na mahal mo sya asi ba a ma uha a pa niyang mahalin. Ba it a o, sinabi o na nga e parang wala pa rin s iyang pa ialam o ba a manhid lang talaga i aw? 104. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, hahama in mo lahat, malaman niya lang na maha l mo sya talaga, a ayanin ang sa it, ahit di niya tanggapin. Kaya gusto ong s abihin na mahal ita, ahit alam ong di mo naman a o mahal. 105. Remember nung nag-wish a sa falling star? Sabi mo, sana may lubos na magma hal sayo. After a few years, sabi mo di a na naniniwala sa falling star. Kung a lam mo lang, love na ita bago a pa mag-wish. 106. Ba it ngayong wala a na, tsa a ita napansin? Ba it ngayong iniwan mo na a o, tsa a ita binigyan ng halaga? At ba it ngayong may mahal a nang iba, tsa a o nalaman na mahal ita? 107. Nung gabing iyon, halos tumulo ang a ing luha sa a ing nadarama nang iyong sinabi: "Ayo o na." Masa it mang isipin, pero ailangan tanggapin, hindi naman p wedeng habang buhay a a in.
109. Ba it ba ganon? Parepareho sila, lahat iniwan a o, lahat sina tan a o. Pero ba it ganon? Gusto o pa rin magmahal. Alam mo ung ba it? Kasi alam o, darati ng a! 110. Magmahal? Oo! Marunong a o non! Yun bang tipong tanga a na pero sige pa ri n asi mahal mo sya talaga? Pero sa bandang huli itatanong mo, "Tanga ba talaga a o? O mahal lang talaga ita?" 111. Ta ot a ong mawala a. Hindi o alam ung ba it, hindi dahil hindi a o mabu buhay ng wala a undi dahil ta ot a ong ma ita a na mayroon ng iba asi mahal ita. 112. Paano ung yung love mo, may love nang iba? Masa it pa don, close friend mo mahal niya! Shoc s! Pero grabe, ahit masa it, ilala ad mo pa rin sha sa anya. Kahit na a amatay ng puso, basta para sa anya. 113. Ba it ganon? May mga taong manhid, di nila nararamdaman na may nagmamahal s a anila, ahit obvious na nga at lahat ng tao alam na. Kainis noh? Ba it? Guilt y a noh? Talaga! Dapat ma-guilty a! Kasi, manhid a!
108. Masa it apag yung taong mahal mo iniwan a. Masa it apag na ita mo, may asama siyang iba. Pero diba mas masa it apag na ita mo na masaya sya? Masaya sy a dahil wala a na.
115. Paano mo malalaman na mahal a niya? Simple lang, tumalon a at isigaw mong mahal na mahal mo sya. Pero ung di a niya saluhin, wag ang mag-alala. Ano pa ang silbi o? Taga-salo mo apag wala sta. 116. Na-feel mo na ba yung a ala mo na alimutan mo na sya. Wala na, tapos na ang lahat. Tapos, isang araw nag ita ayo, ngumiti sya sayo. Nasabi mo na lang "Tan gina, mahal o pa rin itong gagong 'to!" 117. Ba it ganon ang mga aibigan? Kapag may aaway a ipagtatanggol a, apag m ay sa it a babantayan a, apag may problema a dadamayan a, apag masaya a m a i itawa sayo. Pero ba it apag natutunan mong mahalin, lumalayo? 118. Lahat na ginawa o para malapit sayo pero ba it hanggang ngayon, wala pa ri n nagbabago? Alam na nang lahat na sayo a o'y may gusto, ngunit ba it parang nag amali na naman ang puso o? Masasa tan ba ulit a o? 119. Oo na, mahal mo sya. Ilang beses mo bang uulit-ulitin yan sa a in? Kahit na masa it, pa i inggan pa rin ita, sabi mo e! Pero, tangina naman, mag-ingat a naman sa mga sinasabi mo, na a asa it a na ng ibang tao e.
121. Ba it apag love natin ng sobra-sobra ang isang tao, handa nating iwanan an g lahat. Pero ba it ganon? Kahit lahat ginawa mo na, ba it wala pa rin magawa pa ra ma alimutan na niya yung mahal niyang di naman sha binibigyang halaga? 122. Naisip o ang daya talaga. Nandito a o umiiya habang sha ay masaya at may ibang asama. Swerte ng taong ito, iniiya an o pero ang pinagtata a o, ahit m asa it, narito pa rin a o, naghihintay sayo.
124. Funny things about love: You are trying to forget someone ahit hindi mo a ya. Nagmamahal a nang hindi nya alam. Seryoso sabay lo o. Idedelete mo ang numb er nya, memorize mo naman! Hindi mo mahal pero iniisip mo. Wala ang pa i, pero ung mag-alala a, sobra-sobra. Habang binabasa mo ito, ngumingiti a, nag ataon lang ba o gawain mo talaga? 125. Kahulugan ng umasa? Yun ung araw araw na patuloy ang naghihintay sa naya, araw araw lagi mo syang iniisip ahit may iba sya. Hindi ganun asa it pa ingga n pero na a amatay pag nararamdaman. 126. Girls? Definitely, magaganda! Dapat, siniseryoso ahit bolera, masarap nama n magmahal. Sweet and loyal, pero apag nilo o, for sure iiya . Pero apag o na , magsisisi ang nagpaiya ! Dahil ang girls, rumeresba ! 127. Sabi nila ang pag-ibig mahirap maintindihan, mas mahirap pa pag umasa a, p ero ang mas mahirap, ay hindi a naman aasa, ung di a binigyan ng rason para u masa diba? 128. Ba it ailangan ma ilala mo ang taong magpapatibo ulit ng puso mo pero hin
123. Nung ma ita ita, sabi o i aw na nga. Nung una itang ma ausap, sabi o i aw nga. Nung maging mag aibigan tayo, sabi o sana i aw na nga, pero ba it nung ma ita mo sya, sinabi mo sa a in na "Sya na nga."
120. Sabi nila alimutan na ita, sabi nila maghanap na lang a o ng iba. Nasasa tan lang daw a o apag asama ita, dahil ibang tao ang mahal mo. Ang sabi o sa anila "E ano ngayon? Sya ang nasa puso o."
114. Tanga daw a o nung pina awalan ita, gago daw a o mas pinili ong lumisan a, tangina o daw pumayag a ong magmahal a ng iba, ulol sila, di o ayang ipag si si an ang sarili o sa taong di a o mahal.
di naman pala para sayo? Para saan pa ba sya? Tagahilom ng sugat ng na araan o t agadagdag ng sa it na nararamdaman? 129. Paano aya ung alimutan mo na sya, yung as in limot, tapos nag ita ulit ayo paglipas ng mga taon,masabi mo ayang umusta?¨ tapos ang sagot nya: eto,mahal p a rin ita¨ 130. Ba it aya ang daling lumipas ng panahon? Parang nagyon masaya a tapos may a maya malung ot mna...na a atawa diba? Parang ahapon lang hawa mo sya,, tapos napi it a lang, hawa na sya ng iba.. 131. Hindi madaling magmahal ng iba, lalo na ung sa na araan ay may minahal a ng sobra, pero minsan ailangan alimutan ang na araan dahil ang magandang dahil an ay matatagpuan mo, sa asalu uyan. 132. Masa it isipin na nagmahal a sa taong alam mong di pwedeng mahalin. Subali t pano mo sya matututunang alimutan, ung habang dumaraan ang mga araw, mas lal o mo syang minamahal.. 133. GIRL and BOY with their friends in the school canteen. BOY: mauna na o. [sabay grab sa hands ng GIRL patayo din.] GIRL: ba it? BOY: [pointing on a sign board that says do not leave your VALUABLE things unatt ended.]
135. In a girl s life, there are many struggles, fears, heartbrea s and sadness bu t it doesn t really matter at all. Our main goal is MANATILING MAGANDA SA KABILA NG PROBLEMA. 136. A o yung tipo ng taong umereng eng man ng todo, iligin sa iba at mag a- c rush ng tatlong dosena ang puso o naman ay para lang sa iisa. 137. PSEUDO RELATIONSHIP No commitments involved. You are uncertain on your role in his/ her life. You ca n t expect him/her to be always there for you. You can t demand. You can t be jealous. There is no US. Meron lang me and you. You can t be sure of his/her feelings for you. And this will ma e you wonder where you are in the relationship or if there is a relationship at all. But why do ithers still settle for this ind of relations hip? For fun? Kilig feeling? Para lang may ma asama habang wala ang real thing? Maybe. But if one gets cold then that s the end of everything. The relationship is false but surely the pain is real. You will be miserable hoping to being bac w hat you used to have. Only to find out that he/she has another pseudorelationshi p with somebody else. Hirap no? but that s the consequences asi from the start wa la a na,ang pinanghahawa an dahil PARANG ayo lang pero hindi naman talaga. At usually hanggang dun na lang. Hay ironic no? 138. Ba it ang tao adalasang sinsabi, Iiwan na itang mag- isa ha. Pero a o, hind i mo maririnig sa a in yan lasi para sa a in mas maganda aoag, Maiiwan tayong da lawa ah ahit mawala man silang lahat. 139. Ang sa it palang malaman na yung mahal mo ay massaya ahit wala a na.
141. MASARAP DAW MAGING SINGLE:
140. Hindi o alam ung aya ng asalanan niya.
o siyang patawarin,
ung aya ong alimutan lahat
134. A girl wo e up and texted his bf. Good morning po! I love you. The guy replied, o. HINDI na po tayo.
Good am din pero ba a na a alimutan m
1. Palagi gumigimi 2. Pwede uminom lagi 3. Walang nangingialam sayo 4. Nagagawa mo lahat 5. Pwede i-date ahit sino PERO pag atapos ng asiyahan at nag- iisa a na, Masaya pa rin aya? Masaya ang single pero mas Masaya ung pag- uwi mo, may taong naghihintay sa yo at magsasabin g, Honey, how s your day? Namiss po ita? Oh, di ba? 142. O ay lang masa tan at umiya . O ay lang magselos at magtampo. Wag a lang m anahimi pag alam mong tama a. Babae a eh at nagmamahal a pero wag nya lang s asabihing lala i siya para sa tan at paluhain a. Just li e what elders said bef ore, Ang babae ay parang bula la . Wag mo ng pipitasin ung sisirain mo rin lang. 143. Kung tatanungin niya ung ilang beses siyang pumaso sa isip o, asinungal ingan ung sasabihin ong maraming beses. Minsan lang siyang pumaso sa isip o at ahit elan hindi na sya natanggal at naalis. 144. Minsan madali sabihing aya mo, madali sabihing mag- cool off, madali sabih ing laimutan pero when you came to the point na nagmahal a na ng sobra lahat ng madali mahirap gawin di ba? 145. Natuto a ong magmahal hanggang sa nasa tan at di nagtagal iniwan, binalewal a, inalimutan. Ewan o ba! Ang hirap! Kaya ang tanong o, ba it ang pag- ibig n auso pa? pati tuloy a o nadamay pa. 146. Hindi naman dahil sa sa it aya a o umayaw o sa pambabalewala aya a o bumi taw. Basta bigla na lang nawala. Siguro usang puso na ang nagsabing, Tama na. Gi nagawa a na niyang tanga. 147. Imaging yourself naglala ad sa tabing dagat, palubog ang araw at bigla na l ang may lumapit sa yo, siya ang taong minahal mo ng sobra pero iniwan a. Sinabi n iyang, I want you bac . Please, I beg you. I still love you. Ramdam mo ang sinceri ty nya at alam mong mahal mo pa rin siya. Ngunit sa di alayuan, maligayang uma away sa yo ang taong bumuo ulit ng muso mo, hinihintay a. Mananatili a bang na atayo o ihaha bang ang mga paa mo ahit na alam mong hindi a na sigurado ung s an a pupunta? 148. Isipin mo na lang na i aw abg huling pahina ng coloring boo niya. Ma u ula yan a, maghintay a lang. Pudpod na ang crayola niyapagdating sayo, pero sigura do a naman na hindi na siya lalampas sa mga guhit mo at wala ng next pagepag at apos mo. 149. Ui, mahal mo ba siya? Oo o hindi? Ang totoo, hindi o intensyon na tanungin a sa nararamdaman mo. Gusto ong mais ip mo ung sino ang taong mahal mo. Psych lang yan, wala a ong binanggit na pang alan pero naisip mo siya di ba? 150. Hindi o alam ung ba it a o ganito. Hindi o alam ung ano ginawa mo. Hind i o alam ung ba it i aw ang pinili o. Pero ito lang ang alam ong totoo. I aw lng ang minahal o nang ganito. 151. Alam mo,minsan di o alam ung ba it di a nagtetext. Nagtitipid a ba? Wal ang time? O nagpapamiss? Kasi alam mo, ung nag-papamiss a lang, effective! 152. Masasa tan a ba ung iiwas a o sayo? Kung a alimutan ita? Kung magmamaha l a o ng iba? Siguro hindi. Pero bago o gawin yun, gusto ong malaman mo na a o masasa tan sa gagawin o.
153. Nangyari na ba minsan yung iya
a ng iya dahil sa isang taong mahal mo, d
154. Natagpuan mo na ba yung tsinelas ng buhay mo? Yung the right one for you? A lam mo sayang. Yung sa a in asi nawala pa. Saan a ba asi pumunta? 155. Diba masa it apag inagawan a? Diba masa it apag nilo o a? Diba masa it apag pinaasa a? Pero mas masa it ung umiiwas sha ahit na ramdam na ramdam mo ng mahal na mahal ninyo ang isa t isa. 156. Minsan ang love ay parang ibon. Kailangan pa awalan, ailangan palayain. Ba bali yun ung sayo pero ung hindi, hayaan mo na. Ba a mas masaya sya sa piling ng iba. 157. Hindi na ita nahintay asi napagod na a o. Ayo o nang masa tan aya hindi na a o umasa. I ll try to move on pero babagalan o. BAKA SAKALING MAHABOL MO PA K O. 158. Sabi nila gago a o. Kasi daw i aw ang mahal o! Nasasa tan na raw, sige pa rin a o. Madami pa daw iba, lumingon lang a o,Tama sila. Madami pa nga diyan. Ka so may problema. MAHAL KO BA SILA? 159. Paano ung isang araw iwan na talaga ita? Hahabulin mo ba a o? Uubusin mo ba ang oras mo ma ita mo lang a o? Iiya an mo ba a o asi mahal mo o? Hindi sig uro asi ung iicpin o, pang ilang bali o na ba to? 160. Mahirap mag unwari na masaya a. Mahirap tumawa ahit nasasa tan a na. Per o ang pina amahirap sa lahat ay ang magmahal ng iba para lang ma alimutan sya. 161. Ba it ang tao pag mahal mo, iiwan a? Kapag iniwan mo, mamahalin a? Pag ma hal mo, siya lang talaga. Pero sya naman, may mahal ng iba! Ang sa it, no? T*ngi na asing pag-ibig yan!! NAUSO PA! Pa ing Sh*t! 162. Wag mong ipa itang malung ot a sa ibang tao ung wala ang bala magshare ng problema. Para ang nang-alo ng hopia pero di mo naman ibibigay. 163. Nobita: Ba it mas i isipin o na aya o gawin ito, di o pa rin ma aya? Doraemon: Simple lang yan! Kasi iniisip mo lang, hindi a naniniwala! 164. Mali ang ginawa mo. Kahit aya mong gawin ang isang bagay, hindi nangangahu lugan na dapat mo itong gawin. 165. Hindi mo dapat iniiya an ang na araan. Isipin mo, ba it nasa harap ang mata ? Ito ay para lagi mong na i ita ang iyong hinaharap. 166. Ang talagang ma a apagpasaya sa atin ay yung taong naging dahilan ung ba i t tayo nalung ot. 167. Wag a ng mag-isip at bigyan ng dahilan ang isip mo para isipin siya. Masay a ang buhay aya mabuhay a ng masaya. 168. Only 1 thing can occupy a given space at a given time aya a o? Hindi a o n aniniwala na ang isang puso ayang magmahal ng dalawa. It's either jo e lang yun g love dun sa isa o aya sa sobrang liit ng pagmamahal dun sa isa nag aroon pa n g space para magmahal ng iba. 169. Di lahat ng lesson na u uha sa classroom. Ang pag-ibig ay di nasosolve sa A lgebra. Walang Scientific names o momentum. Walang wrong grammar o formula. Di l
ahil sina tan a niya? Ang sa it sa it, talagang sobrang sa it tapos maiinis na lang dahil tatawag siya at Hello pa lang niya, napatawad mo na.
ahat ng mahal ay masa it sa bulsa. Yung iba masa it sa dibdib. Di mo matututunan g magmahal. 'Gat di mo nararanasang umibig. 170. Ang love parang sugal. Minsan talo, minsan panalo, minsan tiba tiba, minsan bawi lang. Pero alam mo ung ano masa it? Ang ma ita mong panalo a na sana, a so HINDI KA TUMAYA. 171. 95% true and insulting fact: Kapag ang abar ada mo nag aroon ng lovelife, hindi a na rereplyan. 172. Ang tao marunong din mapagod, magsawa at sumu o. Kaya dapat hindi inaabuso, hindi winawalang bahala at hindi sinasantabi. Kasi pag ang tao napuno, ahit an o pa mangyari, wala na siyang pa ialam pa sayo. 173. 'Auditory agnosia', a pure word deafness where the word is clearly heard bu t seems unfamiliar or not easily understood li e foreign language. Parang ganito: Boy: Mahal ita. Girl: Ha?? 174. Ang love parang sapatos. Dalawang dulo ang elangan para magbuhol pero isan g dulo lang ang elangan para umalas. - Mr. Quic ie 175. GF: Bat ba twing nagdedate tayo, ang porma- porma mo? A o, simple lang. Hin di na a o nagpapacute. BF: Di naman a o nagpapacute e. GF: E ba it ganyan a pumorma? BF: Para crush mo pa din a o ahit tayo na. 176. Ang TAMANG BAGAY sa a TAMANG PANAHON ay wala na ring saysay apag wala na y ung TAMANG TAO. Ang tao puwedeng magadjust pero ang bagay at panahon hindi. 177. Napa ala ing pag a amali ang alimutan ang pangarap mo para lang ma aiwas s a mga terror na teachers at mahihirap na subjects. 178. Ang mundo, sa totoong buhay, ay hindi 'yung ma ulay na murals na na i ita s a mga pre-school. Hindi ito laging may rainbow, araw , ibon, puno at mga bula la . 179. Walang taong manhid. Hindi niya lang talaga maintindihan ung ano ang gusto mong iparating dahil ayaw mo siyang diretsuhin. 180. Madalas ang wrong send ay hindi naman talaga wrong send at ang blan text a y hindi naman talaga napindot lang. Ganyan mag papansin ang ayaw mag first move.
* isipin mo ang history ng manliligaw mo. ung mabilis xa magpalit at magsawa no
* ung di a willing masa tan, habang nanliligaw pa lang xa e patigilin mo na. a ambal ng pagmamahal ang sa it at sa ripisyo. mas maganda ung ienjoy mo muna a ng buhay single. mahirap na bumali sa mundo ng single ng hindi a injured. supo rtahan mo ami. NO TO BOYS! :))
tips para di
a magsisi sa huli:
* pwede ring itanong mo yung dahilan ng brea up nila ng ex niya. mas maganda u ng alam mu yung panig nilang dalawa. malay mo nagsisinungaling yung isa. db? hah a. dun mo malalaman ung good boy talaga xa o hindi. * ung first a man nya, siguraduhin mo na mature enough na xa para sa commitmen t. hindi lang asal ang bawal iluwa pag mainit. tandaan mo yan. * siguraduhin mo na na apag move on na talaga xa sa ex niya ha! na o. wala a ong masabi sa mga lala ing ganito. * wag na wag ang maniniwala sa mga sinasabi niya. sabihin mo na ipa ita niya by actions hindi sa mga mabula la na salita lamang.
* di por e pinili a niya ngaun e i aw na talaga ang mahal niya. siguro he just too you for granted asi ayaw sa anya nung mahal niya.
* magingat sa mga libre at bigay sayo. ba a pag tapos na ang lahat sa inyo at ma gsumbatan ayo, e magulat a na lang na loan pala yun at elangan mong bayaran. may tubo pa. * ung nagiisip a ng pwedeng iregalo sa anya, tip o sau e picture nio. ung ma la i ha. ung hapi aung dalawa. ung PINAKA maganda niong pic ever. para apag na ghiwalay au at sa tuwing na i ita niya un e manghihinayang siya sau na tipong m asasabi niya sa sarili nia, 'SAYANG pina awalan o pa itong perfect girl na ito. ' oh well. haha. * bumili a ng atalinuhan. oo, tanga a pero wag mong abusuhin ang prebilehiyo ng pagiging t*nga. sayang naman ang paghihirap ng magulang mo ung magpapa at*ng a a sa walang wentang lala i.
* wag a uin ang di mo asalanan. apag nasanay xa, aabusuhin niya un. magmumu ha ang awawa. eww. * lagi mong tandaan na ung mahal a talaga niya, hindi ailanman sasagi sa isip niya na sa tan a. ung tunay syang lala i, may pa i sya sa nararamdaman mo at sa relasyon niyo.
TANDAAN MO pagdating sa brea up: * pag sinabi nilang elangan nila ng time ang ibig sabihin nun e elangan nila n g time para ma apag hanap. di totoo na hahanapin nila ang sarli nila. ibang baga y ang gusto nilang hanapin. at di nila yun nahanap sau. * " aya sila gmgawa ng mga stupid reasons asi ayaw nila tayong masa tan.."
ahihiyan at awa sa sarili mo. elangan un.
* wag ang magbibigay ng alam mong pagsisisihan mo lang. wag mong ibigay ang mga bagay na di mo na mababawi elanman. wag mong ibigay lahat. in short, ti im ti im lang. :))
* hindi por e pinag a agastusan a niya ng pera at oras niya ngaun e mahal a na niya. ul*l! magisip a nga. ba a di mo alam ang pera at oras na masasayang mo apag iniwan a nyan. hahaha!
on, na o. magisip
a na. di tayo mga damit na apag madumi na e magpapalit lang.
* "..pero hindi nila alam mas nasasa tan tayo ng bonggang bongga!" --sabi ng tao ng itago na lang natin sa pangalang liit. :)) * pag sinabi na nilang namimiss na nila ang sarili nila, ibig sabihin nun nasasa al na sila sau. madame ang sigurong limitations. marami xang di nagagawa dahil sau. ganun asimple. * aya nambababae ang mga lala i ay dahil sawa na sila sau. gusto nila magexplor e ng iba. * pag na ipag hiwalay sau na walang matinong dahilan, haha, malamang ba la un. * lahat ng lala i tumitingin sa iba. tama ang nabasa mo. LAHAT. di man nila amin in pero ganun un. darating at darating ang point na mapapatingin sila sa iba. pe ro yung iba hanggang tingin lang. un ang good boy! pero totoo nga un. aya nga t ayo may peripheral vision diba? para di mahalata na nasa iba yung tingin. tama b a? tsa a sadyang ginawa ang mata ng mga lala i na mabilis. well, ginawa namang m abilis ang uta ng mga babae. hahaha!
* hello? di pa atapusan ng mundo. THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THE SEA. maganda a. m aniwala a sa nanay mo. * normal na umiya a. pero wag naman sa harap niya na with matching tulo pa ng sipon ha. ampanget. swear! * wag ang ma i inig sa mga slow na song na tipong sinasampal sayo ung mga lyric s. * maniwala a sa asabihang, "new haircut, new boyfriend" ba a naman hiniwalayan a dahil sa buho mong pag aganda ganda! * wag ang magpuyat sa a aiya . ba a madaig mo pa ang patay sa lalim ng mata mo . maawa a naman sa sarili mo. * wag ang magmu mo . lumabas au ng friends mo. malay mo nasa mall ang man of y our dreams. * wag mo syang burahin sa Y!m at friendster mo. pustahan di a ma a atiis nyan. di mo mapipigilang magtanong sa aibigan mo ung anong stat msg nya, ung ol ba xa, ung sino nacocomments sa aya at sino ang mga featured friends niya. ung*s! nangiistorbo a sa buhay ng may buhay. bura bura epe a pa dyan e abisado mo naman. i aw yung magmumu hang loser sa pag add mu uli sa anya. * wag na wag ang magpapapansin sa YM. wag a maglagay ng mga paawang epe na st at msg or magON and OFFline a ng ilang beses dyan. i aw lang ang magmumu hang t anga. loser! * iwasan ang paglalagay sa group message ng bitter quotes at special mentions na malalandi ung tipong lahat e para sa lala i. wag mo nang daanin sa group messag e! sabihin mo na lang sa harap niya. hahaha!
* tandaan mo na tao lang xa. hindi xa perpe to. hindi xa hangin na elangan mo s
* wag mo na din itry na burahin yung number niya. alam nating lahat na mo yan.
apag nagsisi a na:
* wag sasaba sa sumbatan ng wala ang armas at ung alam mong dehado a. para d in yang intermission number. bongga a ung mei hayop ang entrance at exit. :)) * ung gusto mo talagang magpa amatay, bahala a. lugi a noh. lam mo ung ba it ? dahil sa dami dami ng lala i sa mundo e xa lang nati man mo. payag a nun? exp lore gurl! * wag ang iinom ng di mo aya. wala ang mapapala. di mo malilimutan yung hapdi na ginawa niya sau. ang tanging bagay lang na malilimutan mo e yung mga *t*ran taduhang ginawa mo habang lasing a. hindi masusulusyunan ng isa o ahit ilan pa ng bote ng alcohol yang problema mo. * ung tips sa pagpapa amatay ang hanap mo, ang pina a magandang solusyon ay pag papanggap. yung tipong friends forever uno au. wento niya yung bago niya. ipa gyayabang niya ung gaano aganda, asexy, abaet, atalino, ayaman, asweet at lahat ng oposit mo ung girl niya. anong amatay matay dun? edi yung pagpapangga p mo na napa asaya mo para sa anya ahit gusto mo na xang hilahin sa impyerno.
* wag ang maghabol. wag a umasang babali pa yan. lala i lang ulo niya. magigi ng feeling xa. gusto mo? * hindi masarap ang pride. actually, na a alason. wala a ong ilala na naging ma saya sa pag ain ng pride niya. * ung babali yan, magingat a. ung nagawa na niya sau un, aya niyang gawin u li un. wag a maniwala aagad na nagbago at nagsisisi xa. mas masa it apag seco nd time na nilo o a nya. * pero wag mong isara ang puso mo sa anya. malay mo nagbago at narealize na niy a ung pag a amali niya. hmm. ay wait. ERASE ERASE!! * higit sa lahat. wag mong isasara ang puso mo sa ibang lala i. wag mong na di a na magmamahal muli. sa ngayon siguro, oo, masasabi mo yan pero na asabay ang gwapong lala i sa jeep e parang nalimutan mo na isinumpa lahat ng mga lala i. maiisip mo, 'di naman lahat ng lala i atulad ng ex HA. t*nga!
sabihin pag mei mo ang o.' HA
I'm a girl, of course I want a fairy tale ending. But I don't need a white horse.. I'd settle for a vampire on a shiny silver volvo.
night on a
* wag ang magpanggap na masaya a. tanggapin mo na lang. ahit unti unti. wag ang maging plasti sa sarili mo. lo a. ba a magulat a isang araw hindi mo na i lala ung sino a. magpa atotoo a. walang masama dun. pero hinay lang at ba a m ay nasisipa a na jan.
a araw araw at minuminuto.
ung yaw mo maniwala, adi
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